Let her continue, take a cut, and let her know that as a top earner, she better keep it flowing or there will be problems.

Leads, yeah sure. I'll uh, just check with the boys down at the Crime Lab. They uh, got uh, four more detectives working on the case. They've got us...

You want it? LOL They still haven't gone in the trash because I keep forgetting. However, they will shortly.

Apparently shootout at the KO Corral is ok in the upstates:...

Post more and I wouldn't have to. I'm making up for you slackers. When I'm sick of the furious masturbation, I head over here.

Like.

A basic buerre blanc is subtle enough for crab cakes. And also, bottom/side sauce. Half on, half off. The sauce will look nice with a snappy...

You're not too far off.

Guns are always the answer to every problem.

Ya, that guy is an asshole.

Heavy sedation.

I thought you worked in a hospital.

What kinda and of boat doesn't have the ingredients for a buerre blanc and a sprinkle of caviar?

I suggested that very thing a few years ago in some thread and got a ration of shit for it. I agree with you.

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Snork.

Stroking it.

My son makes that and it doesn't rise very much. It doesn't make great sandwiches for that reason.

I keep posting about it, I can't stress enough how gleeful 5yo me was when my mom did a faceplant into deep pow on XC skis with my baby sister on her...

Jagmeet Singh for Prime Minister! It's about freaking time.

Only by degrees.

Her royal majesty.

There's two ways to read that sentence. Both ways amuse me.

Smartphone in Europe opens a whole new world.

Oh snap! That'll buff right out!

That's what she said.

At least it wasn't a shit stalactite.

I definitely make the drive if I'm doing an international trip. Montreal is very close, 1.5 hrs I've only used it for Europe , however there are a...

Everybody knows I love me some thread drift.

Sometimes things are a little more urgent than waiting to get home.