Not a fan. Definitely burnt goat piss. Thing #2 says he likes it and drinks it often. I think he's just into the shock value and being contrary. ...

The Carvana add where the wife sells her husband's truck and he buys it back. That is so fucked up on so many levels.

So much torque, eh?

Aight, into the Neckar with the lot of 'em!

That's fucking nuts.

This.

My sister in Swabia thinks it will probably be the Krampus for her tweens this year due to poor grades in Gymnasium.

Serious sticker shock. I just checked Smuggs website and the 8 week Mitey Mites is now $600. Holy fuck. That's at least double what I remember for...

I'm glad you enjoyed that. I didn't.

Ah right, there were three different statements there. 1. AWD is too expensive for me. 2. I need to win the lottery to afford it. 3. If I win the...

I can't afford that. Doesn't make me an; idiot, it just makes me poor.

That's the best use I've heard of so far for a Highlander.

Bingo!

Oh, Dog I fucking hate active lane assist. I almost ended up in the ditch the first time it came on during winter conditions. I didn't know it did...

Troot.

Poppers. To relax the pooper.

I would trust it more from Toyota or Honda. I already don't trust Subaru, and along with VW, they have a history of quirky problems. This...

Yup. Had a loaner from the Subaru shop with that. There's no way I'd want to buy a Subaru with that, I can only imagine how will lead to expensive...

You do you, bud.

My old dog gets a little bit of chicken mixed in everyday. He likes chicken. And yes, my dog pretty much gets the Princess treatment at this point.

Amyl nitrate? NTTAWWT.

My thought at the time was at least we don't have tanks in the street for this coup. Republicans have been saying hold my beer ever since.

Old man relaxin.

I heart dogs that go and watch their humans work.

They shouldn't be allowed to benefit. They need to get the fuck off our roads, not use any public services, and if there is a war we shouldn't have...

Oh, and I recommend the fully split king, not the "split top" king.

Well aren't you a fucking stud, dawg. And no, I really don't want to know what the video is. Seriously.

Right?

I haven't had my first heart attack yet.