Does she have eyesight issues? Astigmatism? Bicnocularity issues? Poor depth perception?

Cottonwood fluff.

No, just regular. Spider bite was useless. 0/10, would not recommend.

If you're actually serious. I think the perfect set-up for middle-aged hippies like you and me is a levergun and revolver combo in .44 Mag or .357...

AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes. This didn't age so well

Holy shit.

Puhlease?!?!

Got meth?

What doxycycline does to my system is annoying. And I didn't get any super powers from the spider bite. That's also annoying.

Barf.

What are you hunting, Mack trucks?

Fuck ya. I'd want just a tiny bit more clearance for the gravel roads I have in mind.

Nice. You can take the girl out of Vermont but you can't the Vermont out of the girl.

If you have a lab, you need to remove all objects smaller than a Mack truck. Seriously. You've been warned.

The one that is cold and wet and doesn't taste completely like donkey piss.

Best shooter at the range.

Yup.

Ya, don't need an excuse to gorge on ice cream and tequila.

Fify

I had this on my bingo card. Fuck man, that sucks.

Duly noted.

You have got herpes. Vs You have herpes.

Heh. And of course calling Mexican ditch weed "flower" is a stretch.

Don't mind if I do. And I was just funnin. While we all secretly desire an M1A1, the Springfield M1A is also an excellent choice. It's definitely...

He lives in a trailer park. The answer is obvious: wherever he chooses to park it.

Heh. Almost 40 years ago my HS bathrooms were all locked because of people smoking actual cigarettes and actual pot (flower). What's new is old.

Looks like it's headed for VT.

Enema.

All out of Abrams main battle tanks? Bummer dude. I can imagine the Springfield M1A rifle would sell out too. I'd prefer that over the AR-15 any...

They probably don't use a full size M1A.