We use paper napkin but not the fancy ones.

Celtics fuckin rock. No other reason to watch basketball. I'm trying to cut my bill in half. That's why I need what I'm looking for to be around...

No half measures.

I've been looking into streaming options for live tv.and holy fuck, everything is expensive. I prefer at least three simultaneous screens. I want...

Not an imitation a-hole? Definitely a real one?

I'm wondering when my wife will put me out by the street with a free sign. "Mostly house trained."

"It's a strange situation where fans from both teams have a case to feel cheated and lucky at the same time. Let's break it down. " TL;DR - Two...

Can anyone explain why the clock went to 3.0 seconds from 2.1? I want this to be a clean win with an amazing last possible moment tip-in by one of...

At garage sale prices, that's a lot of shit.

Why would you hate that??? I'm not going to eat one because I don't burn enough calories to afford it in the calorie budget. However, it looks...

https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/28/us/red-river-new-mexico-shooting/index.html

Clock-gate?

And this is the wrong SCOTUS to test it with because they are hellbent on dismantling 150-200 years of progress on everything.

,stunned. 4th team to force game 7 after 0-3?!?!? 1st of those 4 to have game 7 at home?!?!? Holy fuck!!!!

When Milo the wonder dog is being obstinate I break out "smell my feet.". He falls for it every time. He doesn't get a treat, but I do offer him the...

That's lawn mowing beers.

Well that sucks. I used to swear by Smith. Now I get to swear at Smith?

Kids these days.

https://www.npr.org/2023/05/27/1176183713/missisquoi-canoe-paddle-birds

FFS! Too much lead paint chips as children? https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/27/world/meteorologists-conspiracy-harassment-abuse-climate-intl/index.html

Air Drexler!

Different strokes for different folks.

Utensils mix in dishwasher needs to be hetero, not homo, otherwise the gunk gets stuck in the hard to reach spots.

Especially if you happen to be the Celtics. They have a knack for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. But not tonight!!! FKNA!!!

Definitely yikes. Such a close call. $500 was better than $5k.

It ain't over til it's over.

Activist judges.

I think in 2019 when I bought the 2016; Highlander it was about $1K to get the Toyota one installed by the dealership. Vehicle was Toyota certified...

Hold my beer and watch this!

Florida is a state of mind, right? https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/25/us/kentucky-man-shoots-roommate-hot-pocket/index.html