Well, do you get to watch your game or not?

Ya, regular readers will remember my spider bite pic above from mid June. I went to doc and left with a script for doxycycline. There's some...

That's a spider bite, for reference.

Taco Bell will definitely make you poop. During their Run For The Border advertising slogan phase we called it Run For The Bathroom.

There. It. Is

Say wuht?

IKR?

Ya, but isn't it the Ukrainians fault that he has to resort to all that because they didn't just roll over and let him do all that without a fight?

Must. Do. "Unboxing". Video.

Thats easy for you to say, bud.

Looks like you need to have a tight grip at all times. And I'm glad you've got a bud to protect you from those minnows. Devious creatures, those...

Peesha!

So that's the one thing that has me considering a lease vs buy on my new Impreza.. I don't really want to drive it three years from now. At that...

My cat growing up was an orange tiger. His name was Cat. Majestic beast. Except for the time my parents fed it PCP levels of bulk catnip from the...

That's eatin good in the neighborhood. Fuck soul-less shopping Mall restaurants. Eat from the garden of eatin.

On that day, no, but it'd be a lot cooler if I did.

So. Of course I'm going to eat it. There's no Sriracha available in the stores here.

I got the funny shaped eyez. Each eye is radically different. Very near sighted in one. Very far sighted in the other. I need a lot of prism to...

Squirrels, neighbors, cars coming and going, Milo is on top of it all. Ever vigilant.

This.

Ha. Elevation change. That's rich. I live at 400'. That's hundred. Not thousand. I needed a chuckle.

How the fuck about neither?

Obviously.

Milo hard at work the other week:

How the fuck was Pinochet better for Chile than literally any other options?

Hell ya.

Oh, and Õtzi, you should smoke more.

Hoping it's not full of dead hookers.

Awesome!