He can buy his own hookers and blow.

Yup. I'm in bed sick this weekend and Miss Mayhem decided to come comfort me. She started out snuggled but moved over to my wife's side. Can't...

Road trip!

But our shenanigans are cheeky and fun!

My favorite player to watch is still D White.

Uhuhuhuhuh, you said knob, huhuhuhu.

I'm annoyed that I have a raging chest cold and sore throat. Even more annoying is that I don't get out much, so the opportunities to catch the cold...

Fuck peroxide. I tried that once. Ended up horribly infected. And I used a minute amount of diluted peroxide. Both ears.

Somehow, I don't think we have seen peak Karen yet.

Riser3 was converted to riser4 during the password meltdown. If there's a riser5, it's not me, just some parasite hoping to cash in on my fame.

My man, the wat Denzel Washington says it.

Can someone please check the box fan in the server closet?

ADL lost me years ago. They did good work combatting extremism of all kinds here in Amerikkka. Except. They're fine with Israeli extremism. And...

Forgot to post these this afternoon.