Let's get wet!!! Wait, wuht?

I love shitface.

It's also in a scene from High Ballin'. 10-4 good buddy.

How's the gong show going?

I think green cross only means MMJ in the US? Pretty sure in Spain it means regular pharmacy or chemist or whatever the Euros call it.

Lulz. And Canada Post? No shit. No wonder their service is so slow. They're sampling along the way.

Man of experience, eh?

Definitely want to stay in the giggle zone. Nuthin but giggles.

Exactly. I write all kinds of goofy shit there. Thanks for the blow jobs, stuff like that.

I lived in Manatee county for a short while.

That all looks delicious. The problem with an edible that is itself a munchies food is, well, I think you can see where I'm going with this...

I prefer my avocado cold (room temp). Ya, I know, avocado melt is a thing. They're not awful. I prefer to make a melt and add the cold avocado to...

What's a Polestar? Sounds like a strip club job description to me.

That special feeling when the testicles retreat into your upper ribcage area.

Glad that works for you.

Nuggets in 4.

Bahaha. Miss Mayhem had a nest in one of our sofas when she was a kitten. She would paw people who were sitting in it. It was annoying. She...

Put tags on the kids.

Not irrational at all. Lawn needs to be designed for one tool.

Lulz. I feel your pain.

Yeeeeeehawwwww!!!

Exactly. Not the post you intended it for, but it fits. Mailman must have been smart because the kid sure is. But man does he make some silly...

I definitely spill a bunch of that on my clothing, I need those settings.

Christmas dinner was late in 2017 because I had to go pull thing#2 and my wife out of the ditch at the American Legion parking lot about 30 minutes...

Don't hangout with sick people. YW.

Pure voodoo.

I wish I had your budget. And a level concrete pedestal to mount it to. Those things spin so fast they would shake my house to toothpicks. And my...

I've learned the hard way to never bet against Jimmy Giant Brass Balls Fucking Buckets Butler (JGBBFBB) However, I just don't see them getting it...

Legendary! Take that, mother fuckers, I'll burn it to the ground!

Wait. You're 45? And you didn't know Neil Young???