Lulz. I feel your pain.

Yeeeeeehawwwww!!!

Exactly. Not the post you intended it for, but it fits. Mailman must have been smart because the kid sure is. But man does he make some silly...

I definitely spill a bunch of that on my clothing, I need those settings.

Christmas dinner was late in 2017 because I had to go pull thing#2 and my wife out of the ditch at the American Legion parking lot about 30 minutes...

Don't hangout with sick people. YW.

Pure voodoo.

I wish I had your budget. And a level concrete pedestal to mount it to. Those things spin so fast they would shake my house to toothpicks. And my...

I've learned the hard way to never bet against Jimmy Giant Brass Balls Fucking Buckets Butler (JGBBFBB) However, I just don't see them getting it...

Legendary! Take that, mother fuckers, I'll burn it to the ground!

Wait. You're 45? And you didn't know Neil Young???

I'm the opposite. I used to be able to do cold showers. But now I like the hottest possible. I like to melt the dirt off. And I like the steam

Did you shit yourself? Or did you fuck up your back?

,The waypoint??? They're going with that??? The fucking waypoint??? In digital space, not meat space??? Losing faith in humanity again. An...

Bump. School year is about over? How'd it go? Plans for phones for next year? Things like this help restore my faith in humanity.

OMG!!! You are just asking for bad things to happen!!!

That can't be real. It HAS to be parody. Please, please tell me it's not real and that it's the Onion or some such thing.

Like. That's funny. I know that corner and building all too well. And I dunno about No Prospects, there's a few nice houses out that street.

What to do in Santa Fe when you're dead. Fifu

Snork.

I think the idea is for the upstream traffic to be on the lower latency network.

He said his name was Ralph.

What does Max offer?

I will give them credit for Tatum's injury during the first play. That was awful.

Celtics. The team that only wins when it doesn't matter.

Thing #2 shaved his beard for his summer internship job and he looks like the picture on my license from when I turned 22. Same shirt and...

The anti-Buckets?

Which is why I am considering YouTube TV. Dirtbag question: can you access everything for DirecTV stream using a PC without their devices? If so...

Kiosks these days speak at least six different languages including English. And who buys from a kiosk? I've used my phone the three times I've been...

This ain't working for Boston.