Alright, I'm happy, don't care who wins now that Texas is out. It'd be cool for a never-ever to win, I like underdogs. UConn is definitely not an...

Oh. Then I stand corrected. My bad. Carry on.

I needed a good chuckle. Thanks man. Glad it's not my truck.

As terrifying as the cabs were in Bucharest, none of the ones I was in cracked up. Abjectly terrifying. Probably because they were all drunker than...

Do you have sex with your sister under the trailer?

We got ourselves a real badass.

HFS!!! That thing could grind up a horse and shoot it over the neighbor's roof!!!

You all know that of course I ate it. I hate myself for doing it. There's no way it posed a pathogen danger. Biting into it, I could tell it was...

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Trains is the answer.

Somebody is peeing on the floor?

Vibes.

Milo found the dog treat stash and got busted helping himself. Our bad. Situation has been fixed. No pics.

Did they invite you over for tea and ask for your number for emergencies?

That would be all of my kids. Not sure if they know how to use a shower curtain.

Jeebus.

Challenge accepted!!! For some reason I can kill just about every small engine known to man.

You got 'Ludes, man?

Texas better not win it all.

What about your toilet? We've had what you describe happen in two bathrooms due to the toilets.

Fuck around and find out.

Roxham Road loophole was closed.

Ted, I think he trying to ask if you've considered fractional ownership.

And how? Not that it helps, but I do like the smart cruise control on my Subaru.

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Not sure I want a straight razor at my neck when I'm getting a tug or a blowee. If that's your thing, have at it.

Ok, Tucker.

Fuck. Sorry man. Not that this makes it any better, my mom died of a cerebral aneurysm when she was 46 I was 22, my sister was 17 and still...

One always hangs lower than the other.