Treason caucus is gonna run us off the cliff. Putin won't have to fire any nukes.

Right. Shit, all three kids and the wife. Because I'm fixed and can't easily make more kids.

Hopefully the Russians get M1A1 suppositories real soon.

Wear welding gloves.

PCP will make u forget about your hangover. Oh, wait, not what u meant. YMMV.

My wife has been out xc a bunch on the trails around the corner. So ghay. I'm jealous. My back just isn't up to it. Yet.

3 to 5 with time off for good behavior.

I'm looking thru my old phone graveyard. I probably have at least one, if not two.

It looks like pins are mounted forward of POB, but unless he has small feet, not sure boot center and ski center line up either.

I think Danno is into taping instead of CPAP. He's single and in CO too. Maybe he can go help the mom out.

Teleblades! Could be a blast in the right conditions.

I laft.

Didn't they stop handing those out about 10 years ago, or so?

Sometimes the bear eats you and sometimes you eat the bear.

Um, why isn't it on, you know, Halloween, like the rest of the known universe?

Don't combine your felonies: https://www.wcax.com/2023/01/26/nh-police-vt-man-charged-with-pointing-gun-trucker-i-93/

San Francisco?

Perfectly good names.

And don't forget suicides.

Damn that s hysterical. And my two assholes are dying to find out. Because they are fucking around.

https://www.rockriverarms.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=category.display&category_ID=124

Ya, i shoulda been a little more specific. I already got one. Looking for something better that will take the same mags so I can still have...

I didn't get my wife a ring.

Yup.

That's not a bad thing.

I wish something would fall into my lap that would use my Chinese metal AK mags. I have enough that I wouldn't mind a 2nd rifle that uses them. ...

For $25k I went with a new Impreza 5door. No way I was spending that on a used POS in the market as of August '22.

Spit take. Holy shit. Regal I had was a fucking turd. Not a TourX wagon.

Only if it's made out of weed.

I don't feel sorry for the dealership that gave me too much at trade on the POS Buick.