It's splooting season:...

Almost perfection.

Guy down the street weedwacking in Crocs after having just mowed the lawn.

JHC.

File that one under W for WTF?

Literally.

iZombie.

Right. But can you get it with a manual transmission?

U fuct. Your demise is certain.

This. If you wanted to hear all about it you'd just follow me on TRG.

Can't find something that doesn't exist.

Tell you what though, they want to know who the mole is? I've got a Tubman that says he dimed on himself to generate news. Sad stunt.

18" strap-on.

In 92 headed home from the last Grateful Dead New Year's Eve run in Oakland, I took a few weeks to meander back. One stop was Fairfield Snow Bowl,...

Hey bubu! I'll show myself out.

Nothing a buncha crack spackle can't fix.

Lulz.

Who knew nirvana was in the couch cushions? I usually just find spare change and food debris.

Maybe he works for a garbage trucking business?

Cooling off on the couch, literally chillin.

Since we're doing roll call more or less, @seano, how's my buddy Crash doing?

Careful with those magnets.

I don't call myself "dad". I usually say "self".

Sometimes ya just gotta have your arm whale. Trust the process.

And a blatant disregard for punctuation! He don't need no stinkin punctuation.

I know. Insane.

Help. I'm falling down a rabbit hole. Much better than the original version.

This be right where it belongs.

No extended warranty. I think $500 over MSRP, but with the options it came with it might actually be at MSRP. I don't care enough to figure it out...