You rang? I am here to post in this very important thread.

I am glad Fred started the parody thread. He's much more worthy than yours truly.

There's a lot of things that I could buy at Costco but don't, because I don't need an insane amount. Raisins are a great example. Much cheaper at...

Yup. Knowing full well.

Can't bring myself to do samples. COVID-19 sorta ruined that for me.

Lulz. Me, also.

This talk about cheese is not helping me.

Oof.

Just don't get married. You don't want to have to split the island in half. Wait, you didn't tell her about the island, did you?!?!?

Take a shit while she's doing the dishes.

That's up to you.

Honestly, I don't fuck around , because I don't want to find out.

Born to shit. Forced to wipe.

Dad jeans.

Nice. Trying to get some fitness back so I don't have to tortured by these pictures next year. Batteries in the skTe skis are recharging?

Sith Lord Brandon.

May favorite was "take your feet off your brother's head." That's not something I ever imagined having to say. And yet I probably said it a thousand...

Anthrax rules.

Gold.

"Ran great when parked."

Hey, ISBD, how's this going? Did my phones show up?

Maybe Kyrie just needs to be told forcefully to knock it off. This could be good for him.

After much deliberation, I went with Lodge. He agreed after the fact. The concern was future unknown roommates stealing or damaging the good stuff....

LaBlatz. The noise your sphincter makes the next morning.

riser4 is in.

Right?

Heh.

Ya but does he have good weed and shares?

I would never buy a Pixel over a moto again. I had. Pixel 3a and it was alright, but didn't blow me away. But then the battery started getting...

Classic stoner move. Solid work.