To be fair, I've never skied Sunday River or anywhere around it, so I don't know all of the parking lots that were called out. However, I've...

That's a fucking brilliant idea.

Never trust a fart.

Fuck no. That's proof that some people have more money than brains.

Does a bear shit in the woods??? Duh. This. Plus it doesn't get as hot. I will say though that I don't do a lot of indirect grilling in the...

Holy shit. It was backed up all the way to there? Fucking brutal.

Fuck. We really don't have a good replacement. Don't say F-35.

Needs weapons firing ports and a roof turret.

Only if you sit on your investment for a while.

3 working Android phones shipped as per PM.

Sorta reminds me of this: a falling knife is all handle.

Well, for starters, Russia thought that all it had to do to win it was show up and act menacing. Derp.

Fookin snowboarders.

Treason caucus is gonna run us off the cliff. Putin won't have to fire any nukes.

Right. Shit, all three kids and the wife. Because I'm fixed and can't easily make more kids.

Hopefully the Russians get M1A1 suppositories real soon.

Wear welding gloves.

PCP will make u forget about your hangover. Oh, wait, not what u meant. YMMV.

My wife has been out xc a bunch on the trails around the corner. So ghay. I'm jealous. My back just isn't up to it. Yet.

3 to 5 with time off for good behavior.

I'm looking thru my old phone graveyard. I probably have at least one, if not two.

It looks like pins are mounted forward of POB, but unless he has small feet, not sure boot center and ski center line up either.

I think Danno is into taping instead of CPAP. He's single and in CO too. Maybe he can go help the mom out.

Teleblades! Could be a blast in the right conditions.

I laft.

Didn't they stop handing those out about 10 years ago, or so?

Sometimes the bear eats you and sometimes you eat the bear.

Um, why isn't it on, you know, Halloween, like the rest of the known universe?

Don't combine your felonies: https://www.wcax.com/2023/01/26/nh-police-vt-man-charged-with-pointing-gun-trucker-i-93/

San Francisco?