Oh fuck. Travel well, Duff.

Are extraterrestrials able to accomplish this?

That's what she said.

Loosely based on it, yes. On the grill, trying to dial in a recipe that while nowhere near authentic, gives me something I like. I overshot what I...

Thanks man. My Canada adventure was short and I made it back home yesterday with thing #1. The hex key and having to take the bed to Saint John...

File under D, for Duh! https://www.cnn.com/videos/us/2022/07/02/jeff-corwin-shark-bison-attacks-advice-acostanr-vpx.cnn

My 12 yo dog is over the moon to have 23 yo thing #1 home. However, I think he's figured out that the kid doesn't stick around.

It seems like even the crack addicts took Canada Day off. Freaking ghost town.

I do have several. But they were at home. 450 miles away. Nobody gave me any idea they were needed. I asked several times if I needed to bring any...

We needed a hex key in order to take apart and transport a bed frame. We couldn't find an open store to buy one. Not even Canadian tire or Walmart ...

Stormtroopers of Dessert

Bran Nubians

Don't get me started on Lowe's. They must not like to actually sell things to people. The other weekend I wanted an item they keep locked up. They...

Publix Enemy

Canadian Tire was closed on Canada day.

Pork chop sandwiches!!!

Wait, wuht?

Shit. $17.26 an hour?!?! My son is one of the folks who goes and fulfills online orders at Wal-Mart for $16/hour. Locks aren't paying jack and...

Sage.

This.

Ouch.

Vibes man. Hopefully it was a good run.

And how. Gonna have a full house for two months with the 23yo, 19yo, and 17yo. Fortunately they all have at least 2/3 time jobs, if not more. But...

Kill me quickly.

Having lived in Belvedere, it's definitely off the beaten path, but it's just not quite Kingdom. Eden and Montgomery are border locations, and while...

The Cremes Suicidal Tenderloins Hüsker Dew

Jello Biafra is in a band, does that count?