Sounds like my kind of vacation.

What a shitty thing to do. I'll show myself out.

There it is!

He's got a virtual ball gag so I can't hear him. And don't you dare quote him.

Sorry, not into gay porn.

Yes. Yes you could be.

Warriors get to rest. Miami and Boston continue to slug it out. Yikes. Battered, bruised, and tired is no way to go through life.

Now go home and get your fucking shine box.

Dood. Please. We've had enough of the pictures of feces don't encourage the degens.

Brador. Good ol Molson fucking Brador. Highly coveted when brought back by of age friends.

Calmer than you are, dude.

Tetanus.

Vergennes? No shit. Addison County hayseeds.

This is a really good point.

Probably score some free guns in the cars in the parking lots during tRumps NRA convention appearance:...

Binary trigger is more useful than bump stock for rapid controlled fire. And even then, it's not full auto.

LOL Fight me.

And yes, I'm perpetually confused about everything. Today I decided underwear goes on the outside. Who's with me?

This.

I'd be pissed off, and you'd be pissed on, if you took my picture in the bathroom without asking me.

You and your sons are real doctors and you let one of them marry a fake doctor?

I fell asleep with about 3:45 on the clock. Woke up to "this is sports center".

Saint Albans in the local news again: https://www.wcax.com/2022/05/25/police-st-albans-man-steals-car-with-teen-inside/

What a dumb fuck. And, that's my town. Sigh.

You are on to me

Should these be called Crookies or Crackies? https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0650b152-d25e-4131-8449-f9f40325accb I haven't tried them so I can't...

Derecho.

I didn't need that. Good thing you can't smell of the internet.

What a bunch of maroons.