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It would have nosedived and front flipped. Production street vehicles are front heavy. It takes some work to balance them.

Dying over here. That's insane. And fucking hysterical.

She's French. Sums it up pretty well.

Give yer balls a tug ya titfucker

I must have gotten another fucking placebo. Cell coverage sucked at the vaccine clinic. Pfizer #2 is in the arm. I am hungry fro brainuz!

Karen is in a hurry, watch the fuck out!

So your whole purpose in this arrangement is to giver the wood?

Nope. You are not the only one.

She's the one who trained me. I'm a total slob.

Sounds like they had a solid plan.

3 moR hours until I have received the full PFizer program upload.

Sponge will still get nasty if not wrung out. And for fucks sakes flip it over. My wife actually taught me that one. Even on a solid counter, a...

GOTOS doesn't really capture it. You have dirtbaggers and you have overlanders. Two very different creatures.

Crack FTW!!?

It was those damn hydraulic turtles.

I dig Ugly's commitment to SparkleMotion™.

HFS. Dying with laughter.

Shit birds, Randy. Shit birds.

Mr. Baby Bear us probably off somewhere tripping balls.

Remember the Cant!

Welland girls are goats?

Fix it??? It's not broken!!!

Paging Dr. Butter.

I like Hummus

Truth. Miss Mayhem gets the zoomies at about 4:30am. If we keep our door shut she leaves us alone.

I know, right? One of these days she'll park it on the 401 by mistake. Oops, I thought I was home.

How timely.

Bump. Keep it here.

Is that even legal'????