I don’t know, I saw a lady in a Knights T-shirt that said, “my cup size is Stanley.” I think I approve of that one

Yeah too bad they haven’t torn it down and built the worlds most boring stadium that’s undistinguishable from a regional airport terminal.

I haven’t tried it but I heard a trainer say you can put the crate up high, close to the bed, so they can see you and smell you better and that can...

Ha. It’s all starting to come together now!

Oh weird. I was looking at something that said 2022. Must have been a typo.

Unfortunately I think it’s already out of theaters

Oh man. Sorry booner. That’s so tough. You’ve given him a great life and I’m sure you’ll make his last month as and days as good as possible.

It has to be for TV. Most games this year have puck dropped at 5 after the hour The knight skit looks really cheesy on TV but it’s cool in the...

Ugh. 5 pm game time is really a 5:20 puck drop? Lame.

That’s a fun series so far. If I could knock my AT down to a 750 and save 75-100 lbs I would love that. Him getting it stuck in that ditch looked...

Mookie didn’t forget how to torch the Yankees.

He couldn’t feel his feet last night but I bet he can feel every blood cell in his head this morning

At the end of the day a margarita is really just a tequila sour

I know for a fact that computers have been great for humanity, but if the internet never existed I think maybe we would be better off. Whatever...

5 gb should be plenty. I had 5 gb for two weeks and didn’t get close to using it all Edit: make sure you are only syncing photos and things like...

Don't forget the gambling odds!

Apparently it’s because Twitter has told the ads team to stop enforcing their ad policy unless it’s illegal. This opens the door for ads with hate...

Yeah I don’t put really any stock in that sort of stuff. Good for clicks though!

This is the way

Well Sale left in the fourth with arm tightness so he’s out for the season probably.

https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1664388863744253954?s=20 National eating disorder group has to shut down its chat bot for giving dangerous...

They have some that emit a noise right? My wife is constantly pinging her phone from her watch when she leaves it somewhere in the house.

Paloma is a great cocktail but can be sweet depending. Same with ranch water. You could try a tequila old fashioned or a tequila martini. Just sub...

Hell yeah man. Nice work. What program are you doing, out of curiosity?

If I want to hang out with obese Texans and shit my brains out, I’ll go to Cabo thank you very much.

Yeah the level of entitlement and shithead-ery has skyrocketed lately. There’s always been assholes in every outdoors pursuit, but across the...

Yeah. That helps a young goalie for sure.

And Aidin Hill could be considered the fourth or fifth string goalie at the start of the season for Vegas.

I’m shocked the apartheid-era South African is only interested in elitism

It’s already started to happen. https://techcrunch.com/2023/05/22/pentagon-explosion-misinformation-ai/