A true alpha never skis across another man’s tracks. That’s beta behavior

Honestly kinda surprised there were this many

https://youtu.be/yHopAo_Ohy0

I tend to think people should get a pass on anything that happens before they have their morning coffee

Dip it in some ketchup for a well rounded meal

Fine. Send ‘em to the Sox

Has a four seed ever been the best seed in the final four?

That’s a no for me, just cause I think the orange is gross. My guess is that they are safe, but the flavor will be off

I’m just happy I’m not dead last

Now Houston is on the brink. This thing is wild

Can you figure out where the cabinet is in relation to the first floor and cut a small hole in the ceiling instead?

There’s a small but real possibility that I will have no more opportunity for points after today. What’s the record for the lowest score?

Load up your dishwasher with it and find out!

I got a coupon in the mail from my Toyota dealer for a $50 oil change, and my RAV4 is due, so I took it in. Before I even got my coffee cup out of...

Rhys Hoskins carted off for the Phillies. Why are we letting our star players play in spring training?

Oh no! Shitface! Sending love your way.

Poor guy has had a rough go of it I’m sure.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions…

If you want more like science-y podcasts I’ve been listening to Oligies a lot. The host interviews scientists about their field and its wide-ranging...

This particular Costco has a separate door for Member Services/Returns

My trick for a quick breakfast burrito is 1) using a fresh tortilla that I cook when I'm doing the eggs (get them at costco and you can freeze them....

I made a ten minute breakfast burrito today, but I am not allowed to post it. So I didn’t.

What’s weird is that I did the exact same thing last week and walked right in. So if it was a change it was recent.