Who the hell is this guy that is rubbing out in the shower, enough times to clog the drain, if he's single occupant? Use a damn t-shirt or a sock,...

Blizzard of Ozz, this one is such a classic. Money well spent by 12yo me

By "easy", what I mean is, if I don't own any guns, and I get really fucking mad at some bitch, I can get one while I still want to shoot her with...

Well, yeah, kinda. Without easy access to a gun, that's just the leadup to an epic fist/slap/catfight. Entertainment for everyone. Add easy guns,...

Build one (or have it done). I doubt that configuration is going to be available anywhere unless it's somebody's used, custom built one. The death...

This is who I envisioned owning that house, or at least decorating it

BB that thing looks fantastic! Nice job saving it from the trash heap!

That whole fucking house needs to be tested for STDs. I sort of appreciated the juxtaposition of the giant flat screen tv and the suits of armor...

My gramps lost an eye to a champagne cork, back in the 60s. I never learned the details behind it beyond that, but, dude had a glass eye and that...