Daughter shit her pants at school yesterday. Weird because she has never shit her pants before. Realized I fed her a giant bowl of Kashi cereal...

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If I finger blasted that goat without consent could I be charged? Asking for a friend. Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

So she just finished a sandwich and brought the totally clean plate to the kitchen, sets it on the counter. Then she grabs an apple and pulls another...

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The Guest Book is a great comedy series with a mostly new cast every episode. 2 seasons. Binged it all in about 3 evenings. It’s on Hulu now. ...

Reminds me of flying into Kathmandu. Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

“Well those disabled fuckers can park in our spots whenever they want and nobody bothers them....” - A. Hole. Sent from my iPhone using TGR...

Yea. A buddy from Wilkes Barre sent it to me and it kept me up at night. And I’m pretty morbid. I’ll never argue like that with a neighbor...

I wouldn’t recommend anyone watch that video. Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

Man, I wish my wife would get occupied with rocks and sticks. Instead I got paint samples on every dam wall and a revolving delivery & return of...

Maybe she was trying to make some cash money https://www.amazon.com/Sticks-0-12-0-2-Diameter-CraftsWood-0-12-0-2Inch/dp/B08GZYG8N6 Sent from...

Pretty impressive pineapple. At least at my house. Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

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Whoa. Lot to unpack there. Just don’t get cats, don’t want to be the guy with mom’s pillows AND more than 1 cat. Sent from my iPhone using...

Let me get this straight, so you don’t share a dishwasher or a living space overrun with pillows? I’d say you get to keep the man card but don’t...

I’m generally pro life when it comes to sprouted plants. If it’s growing well why not keep the experiment going? Then come spring you’ll know if...

I remember my teacher also thought it was hilarious when I picked his name off the list we had. A few years ago I worked with a woman named...

I had to write to a congressman in Jr High. I wrote to Dick Swett. Haha. Wow. Never thought I’d have that memory pop into the ol’noggin....

Yup. But do you keep walking away even when you hear her talking to you? That’s pro level. Sent from my iPhone using TGR Forums

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I asked my wife what the fuck was up with all these pillows? Her response was “it’s a way to change the style and look of a room for a couple...

I can see the logic of darker rugs in winter and lighter in summer. Dark hides dirt and mud better. Just went from dark granite countertops to a...