I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

Awesome. Thanks

Anyone know when lessons end at Alpy?

Bend over and I’ll show ya

If this thread was started in 1826 and we just left it up with comments turned off, maintained it, paid for server space and administration, and...

The relevant and fleeting nature of these discussions is what makes them great. However, we could always use a 50+ hotties and dumb asses on the...

I’m guessing at the top terminal while not moving? If you crushed ass while riding the seats that’s some ballsy work.

The post 9/11 24hr news cycle telling us we’re all going to die all day everyday hasn’t helped.

Dam. Just saw this on the local news. Terrifying

You see, they don’t tell you that in the ads. It all makes sense now.

Dang, he should’ve hired Edgar.

It would be hilarious if she said something like “I keep rocks in my pussy” and just waddled off

If the GSA were there they’d have 37 different camera angles and all the rescue and 1st aid equipment needed. His disciples would have rendered...

My work mug I sip during Zoom meeting.

The answer is “B”your honor.

You can’t silence us.

What makes them cool?

God dam man that’s the Ol Millers Run bridge from 1878, before cars. Have some respect, that piece of shit is beautiful.

You know porn is now free on the internet

Pegging.

Whenever you cut horizontally across an entire slope with downhill traffic around it’s common safety and courtesy to look uphill. Especially on a...

“Does this bar napkin smell like chloroform?” - Fred Searing

Sounds like he doing large S turns from edge to edge down a green run, I doubt he was looking uphill during each turn to make sure he wasn’t in...

Shockingly accurate. I also love, love, love my historical garbage disposal, you should see it. I have it reconditioned annually for only...

Okay, is the death penalty available in Utah? Guy needs to fry.

This plague of ornamental infrastructure that festoons the Northeast is a bunch of grotesque nonsense. A bridge shut down for 4 months? Christ...

Who cares, it’s fucking delicious.

There's two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them...

Yea, Or the exact opposite happens and we fuel the National arms race even more to keep up with each other.

I will die on this hill. So trucks need to take the long way around because the local folk think the covered bridges look purdy? Your Dunkin...