Peonies popped

Buncha Jagoffs in here somehow making a free beer PSA political. Lol. Get a fucking life.

Sounds like the perfect marriage

This is her clean clothes pile. Instead of putting clean laundry away in the closet they sit on the guest room bed and she uses the bed as her...

I live this too. I’ve come to realize that most women are fucking slobs. Stuff that seems totally minor like when she is sitting on the...

I have a “Pro Wash” button on my KitchenAid. Not ready for it yet

Oh boy. Haha. Should’ve put a trigger warning on my post. Bedding, Heavy Duty, Quick Wash, Regular, Permanent Press = what is this...

Wifey likes to wash the bed sheets every couple weeks. We have a king size bed and my kid has a twin. Similar colors. For some reason she has no...

Pffft. Doubt it

Whelp, I’ve got none of that ^ except helmet and gloves.

Good point on the ski pass savings. I guess it just feels like more gear since I’m buying most of it all at once. I’ve accumulated ski gear over 35...

I’m not much of a poop sucker these days either. Swap “butthole” with “peehole” and the comment is still valid.

You guys ain’t kidding. Need a platform bike rack next, holeee shit!! So much more gear than skiing.

Got into MTB this year because golf and hiking are boring and not doin it for me. Love it so far, new bike is fun. Didn’t take any trail pics...

Sure, heard that one before.

Dirty side up gets them the cleanest. Unless you’re some OCD germaphobe. You’ll suck your wife’s butthole but god forbid she touches the mouth...

There is a fork spooning a spoon, driving me nuts. Already fixed it.

Challenge accepted

Mmm..mmm. That Eldris Elbow makes me moist

Cleveland Steamer

Bob Ross has entered the chat. An icon of all scapes

Ha. My dog does this. He shits, then sniffs his shit, then pivots 180 and does about 4 kicks and a quick hot lap back the door to bang on the glass...