Do you piss on your own balls? If so, take it to the old ass thread

Perfect amount of time for a murder.

Ha. That was me. I would use tinfoil and sell my 8th’s as “wraps” Way cheaper than a baggie. Dimes sold in cigarette pack cellophane

The combined brainpower of this place could power a small lawnmower for hours. Outstanding

Magnetic pillows with an electromagnetic ceiling. Flick the switch and pillows get sucked to the ceiling. No unsightly strings.

Casper pillows are great.

And what’s the deal with women and time shares? I mean come on. Got into some brawls with the wife when we used to go on vacation and she made...

I blame those cuntstain ancient Egyptians. I use the pillows that now festoon my bedroom floor every night to block the heating vent on the floor...

Loved it.

Woot woot. Paradise was hot today.