Are you insane?? Calling out SKI magazine for being lame is reason for you to ASSume that I don't read books?! Nobody reads SKI magazine for science, the arts, or cultural diversity... They read to SKI to find out the trendiest resorts to buy a vacation condo, the latest poser SUV to drive, or how to join an exclusive on-mountain private club!
Douchebags like you should not ASSume that you know anything about me! You don't!