Maggot Picture thread?

[PaSucks]

The whole welcome wagon thread gave me an idea. I read all these threads, talk to you guys on chat, but I have no faces to put to names. Well I have a few, md9 has a bunch of pics on here, so do a few others, but most of the time I have to imagine what you people look like. Until a few hours ago I thought FNG looked like Warren Sapp.

I propose we have a thread where everyone posts pics of themselves so us mags that haven't had the oppurtunity to meet everyone can start to put some faces to the names. The pics should be of your face, obviously. Skiing pics that show your face would be preferable though.

I'll start. Here is my ugly mug about a year ago. I had a nose bleed. It is the only pic I have. http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30511.jpg
If everyone thinks this is a dumb idea, Ill delete it, but I think it could be pretty good.

[char]

http://i09.thefacebook.com/pics/2/5/n10705240_576.jpg

[schuss]

at the red sox parade in boston.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/schuss/soxparade1.jpg

[basom]

http://www.angrywhelk.com/shinjuku/thelonious/water.JPG

[Big E]

Damn, b, that's a great pic of you. Pro shooter?

[The General]

http://www.sfbok.se/filer/images/grudge.jpg
That was the scariest kid I've seen in a long time!

[MOHSHSIHd]

gape overload at vailhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/MOHSHSIHd/January04_048.jpg


edit: should have resized, sorry...its 6:20am

[bad_roo]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/C5andy.jpg
Me

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/brownmonkey.jpg
And my good friend Brownmonkey. :fmicon:

[gonzo]

basom - is that your galmour shot for lunchdates.com?

[teledave]

Look for this fool at various areas around Utah 12/17-19 and JH 2/8-13

http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/500/1489ski_Boots-med.JPG

Out on the snow I tend to look a lot like my avatar, when I 'm upright its more like this,

http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/500/1489Sugar12_04Dave-med.jpg

[snow_slider]

I'm the big one:
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_me%7E0.jpg

[basom]

basom - is that your galmour shot for lunchdates.com?


thats the 'i'm wicked stoned on a island in maine with my family with nothing to do after finishing the wine by myself but take long exposure self portraits' glamour shot.

[Free Range Lobster]

http://photo.ifeelhappy.com/albums/userpics/10005/normal_thanksgiving2%20006.jpg

The ninja midget on the wall is me.
Don't fool yourself.

[truth]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/brownmonkey.jpg
And my good friend Brownmonkey. :fmicon:


BWAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :fmicon:

Me...
http://homepage.mac.com/hakcds/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-01-25%2009.16.54%20-0800/Image-8725AE464F5711D8.jpg


And Bad Roo w/ goat cock.

http://homepage.mac.com/hakcds/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-01-25%2009.16.54%20-0800/Image-87262D294F5711D8.jpg

[A-wreck]

Me with wu-tang member Killa priest.
Edit: I'm the white boy. ;)

[basom]

gonzo in "storytellers" mode:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10513/gonzo.jpg

[duboix]

me:

http://cyber.miem.edu.ru/~duboix/photo/misc/pool.jpg

who said 'glamour'? :D me again:

http://cyber.miem.edu.ru/~duboix/photo/misc/eye.jpg

[basom]

the mildbill promodel, aka 'the backbreaker, retard maker':

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10513/billboard.jpg

[Mcwop]

Me me me me:
http://homepage.mac.com/mcwop/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-06-21%2017.41.45%20-0700/Image-697C895BC3E411D8.jpg

One of the rare Mcwop action shots:
http://homepage.mac.com/mcwop/.Pictures/paddle3.jpg

[basom]

if you don't know this maggots face by now, you havent been paying any attention at all, and you fail out of school:


http://biglines.com/photos/blpic14910.jpg

[Yossarian]

Actually, I think it's a lot more fun to be shocked/unsurprised by how people look in "real life" when you meet them for the first time, and the pieces of the puzzle come together (like when I met Buster for the first time, and thought "ahh, yes, now I understand..." ;)), but still, I'll play, if only because this gem shouldn't be lost to the archives:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/Dangerous.jpg

[Tippster]

My credential mugshot. Excellent lighting, no? We are professionals, you know...

[Baconzoo]

Circa 1985, dig those Hammer pants. :yourock:

[Free Range Lobster]

Circa 1985, dig those Hammer pants. :yourock:

from zubas to gorilla steeze

the world is fucking doomed.

[CantDog]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/dress.jpg


I'm the sexy one in the dress.

[basom]

oh my fucking god.........

[Free Range Lobster]

oh my fucking god.........

1234567890

[Yossarian]

seriously Z, that's scary!!! :D

[mildbill.]

oh my fucking god.........

................

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

After glancing through this, I don't think we'll be seeing the Maggettes begging for a Men of TGR calender anytime soon.

:D

[CantDog]

After glancing through this, I don't think we'll be seeing the Maggettes begging for a Men of TGR calender anytime soon.

:D


I could be miss may.

[Free Range Lobster]

I could be miss may.

no.
no you can't.

[gonzo]

here i am in foam shocker mode.
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic29407.jpg

[dropinskiout]

Me (on the right) in whiteout conditions at Les Arcs...
http://tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3281&stc=1

After my attempt at amateur boxing...(the only picture i have where you can actually see me, and it's pretty badass)...
http://tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3280&stc=1

[Crinkle]

I'd post a pic of myself but i can't seem to find one of me with the obligatory Boston Sox hat.

[Raps]

Yo here is me pimpin with the ladies (i'm the one in the glasses and the slick pin stipe suit)....

[Blurred]

Me, and NO, I'm not Jamie Pierre.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic17737.jpg

[Raps]

Oh and this is my pimpin it on the gun range.....

[CantDog]

Me, and NO, I'm not Jamie Pierre.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic17737.jpg


You guys make out after that?

[Ferniefreeheels]

Dat'id be me.
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic20122.jpg

[Superstar Punani]

I heart boobs

[Will]

Me in NY
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v336/HB4046/DSCN1569.jpg

Me in the Pyrenees
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v336/HB4046/MeSummit2.jpg

Me in VT, ice climbing
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v336/HB4046/DSCN0020.jpg

[AltaPowderDaze]

I heart boobs


you at a seymore butts premier?

[Endlessseason]

A shot from Mt. Hood - a couple months after getting my new ACL:
http://www.endlessseason.com/2003/oct/rest_stop.jpg

_____________________________________________
"I feel more like I did when I got here than I do now."

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Here I am preparing a TPS cover report, wearing a noose (image cropped to protect the innocent :D), and a random ski shot (photo by Telenater):

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/Siebel%20Meeting%205-10-04.jpg

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/closeup.jpg

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/KW%2010_30_04%203.jpg

[Cornholio]

... and a ski shot carefully chosen to show full radness! (photo by Telenater):

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/KW%2010_30_04%203.jpg

Yer a bad, bad man.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Yer a bad, bad man.

with a torn acl too :D [/spammingtheboardwiththeonlyskishotthatIwillgetthis year]

[EPSkis]

No post-worthy action pics on the pc, so I had to settle for this:
From a trip to Camelback - Made the mistake of going to a comedy show solo with 2 other couples. The comedian took full advantage of me. He felt so bad that I was the 5th wheel, that he made me a date. I asked for a redhead in a short skirt, built in all the right places - Voila!

http://home.earthlink.net/~stozie719/images/ericsgf2.jpg

:cussing:

[MOHSHSIHd]

heres a pic of my dad, he rages

[Ireallyliketoski2]

Here's a pic of me and my bro climb2ski (on the lleft) getting ready for the Skywalker Couloir on S. Arapahoe. If you look close my hat says "Crested Butte", baaaaah, the butte is sick. I'm pretty sure my bro is from the future.

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic30449.jpg

[jibij]

The last time I was rad - junior year of High School, 1976:

[Will]

The last time I was rad - junior year of High School, 1976:
http://tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3288&stc=1


Danny?....?
http://www.star-collector.net/autographs/dannybonaduce1.jpg

So is this what you look like now?
http://www.youngartistawards.org/images/2003/DBonaduce.jpg

[watersnowdirt]

how did I miss this thread until now?

brilliant. simply brilliant. I have nearly spit my tea out at least three times reading this thread.

who knew we had so many cross dressers here?

[jibij]

So is this what you look like now?
http://www.youngartistawards.org/images/2003/DBonaduce.jpg

pfft... I kicked that clown's ass.
http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper87/stills/971gqyof.jpg

[H-man]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/dress.jpg


I'm the sexy one in the dress.

Wow! I wish I had gone skiing with the chick yesterday. You're hot.

:tongue:

[freshies]

me

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/thumb_me_alpine.jpg

and my dog, Shasta

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/shasta.jpg

[skiguide]

Wow! I wish I had gone skiing with the chick yesterday. You're hot.

:tongue:

I had no idea either that cantdog was so cute:) now, where's the TR from yesterday???

[JMO]

Old high school shot - playing live on WERS at Emerson College.

[tuffy109]

cs, sapp, joey bag o' donuts, moi, sponsored by duct tape, senor abstinence.

[hop]

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic28674.jpg

Who wants to fucking touch me?!??!!? :yourock: :yourock:

[Vinman]

My hair is shorter now. This was about 5 years ago.
http://www.johnsonstatecollege.edu/images/photos/headtrainer.jpeg

BC Heli Trip 3/1/04
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic19907.jpg

[basom]

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic28674.jpg



what were you eating there? looks like chicken.

looks like you totaly beat skinjunky on the electric blue skin tight. yours is much more space man, which is a good thing.. i think.

[Superstar Punani]

After glancing through this, I don't think we'll be seeing the Maggettes begging for a Men of TGR calender anytime soon.

:D

I said "HEY BOY! You look MIGHTY CUTE in them jeans!!!!!"

[hop]

I believe that was a plate of dead cow, some seriously tasty beans and rice, and some other stuff. But it's not mine because I left mine in the kitchen.

You should see that suit in glam rock mode... unzipped and complete with captain's hat. now all I need is the silver sparkle cowboy boots and I can go on tour w/ Bon Jovi.

[Buzzworthy]

Snowbasin Grin:

http://www.skizone.nl/maggots/permagrin.jpg




After 27" of Solitude :fm: :

Flykdogs nose, Twoplanker, Me, Iceman, Woodsy and side view of Skiguide:

http://www.outdoorsinutah.com/112804Solitude4.jpg

Me rippin at Snowbasin, Sisters:

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic18860.jpg

[iceman]

Kinda looks like skiguide is twistin' one.

[Cornholio]

Ice, it looks like you started the passing, if you know what I mean.

[Crinkle]

me, the wife and Shasta-the-master-of-disater(funny that freshie's dog has same name)

[SherpaStyle]

Me drunk at the first Crackhouse party. No recollection of who took this pic...
http://biglines.com/photos/blpic30459.jpg

Me sober...
http://biglines.com/photos/blpic30458.jpg

[iskibc]

Good thread.

Holy crap Jibij!!! :biggrin: :biggrin:

A few more freaks. Let's see who can name them:

#1:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/samandstuntman.jpg

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/haveanother.jpg

#2:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10291/Up4-Mir.jpg

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10291/727mge.jpg


#3:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10291/727mdg.jpg


#4, 5:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10570/DSC00097.JPG

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10570/DSC00100.JPG

group shot (1 non-maggot):

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10570/Cnv0044.jpg


#5:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/Cnv0106.jpg

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10790/wmdbm1.jpg

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/Cnv0105%7E0.jpg

[Crinkle]

basom really trying to stretch this one out? Nah he is a attention whore of a dog, he was pissed cause i was trying to ignore him for the photo.

[The AD]

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic28100.jpg

Rusty Nails, Z-Bo, optics, HotRutteredBum, me.

An especially fine photo of Rusty :)

[Cornholio]

Me on the best failed summit attempt ever, Mt. Toll in May 2003 (with Cletus and Innominatus, one of whom must have taken this).
http://home.cwru.edu/~asc12/AndyatToll.jpg

And, my glam shot (taken by cletus, amazingly enough):
http://home.cwru.edu/~asc12/Andy.jpg

[altagirl]

This is a WAYS back (note the skis):https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_hiking%20alta%201.jpg

And this is from this summer:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_womens%20expert%20state%20champion.JPG

I'm the one with the braids...

[backpack]

http://www.kolkhoz.com/photos/random/me_hantavirus.jpg

[gincognito]

This pic by wsd (I think) at the Tahoe Summit Opening Rager sums me up perfectly (except for the "Budweiser" written on the cup):

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10587/Summit%20opener%203.6.04%20042.jpg

Sick and ashamed and happy (and if I had a nickle for every shot like it...),
d.

[bad_roo]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/Andy%20Spain.jpg
"Any idea how we can stop that little bastard Roo from taking a dump on the balcony again?"

[skiguide]

Kinda looks like skiguide is twistin' one.

twist this, ice:
(rerun)
http://www.highrankings.com/photos/albums/userpics/10001/DSCF0029.JPG

first day skiing in UT this year:
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/DSC00107.JPG

[yogachik]

..........

[CantDog]

twist this, ice:
(rerun)
http://www.highrankings.com/photos/albums/userpics/10001/DSCF0029.JPG

Those guys in the back are looking the wrong way.

hey, can I borrow your dress sometime?

[slippy]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_fukt2.jpg

I was having a bad hair day.

[yogachik]

I love this thread, don't know how I missed it before -

and, years later, am changing the picture because the original attachment has disappeared into the ether:

[basom]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_fukt2.jpg

I was having a bad hair day.

legoskier is going to freak the fuck out when he sees that head.

[A-wreck]

Iski: #1 = CPD

[The Reverend Floater]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_fukt2.jpg

I was having a bad hair day.


Dude...you gotta get some sleep, holmes.

[The Reverend Floater]

I ski: #1 = CPD


CPD = CPDon't = CPDidn't = CPDoes it = CPDank = CPDone

[jibij]

Me drunk at the first Crackhouse party. No recollection of who took this pic...
http://biglines.com/photos/blpic30459.jpg

Heh... you were just warming up there ^^^ :D

[FNG]

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/Ben 24.jpg

Me on the good end of two straws stemming from a fishbowl full of Long Island iced tea.

...so drunk that night.

-edit-

Obligatory grainy internet profile self-picture

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/Ben1a.JPG

[bad_roo]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/chubby.jpg
Perpetual lurker and out of control bastid Random Chaz Factor.

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/mandg.jpg
Messieurs Mulletizer et Glisseur a la Grave

[Below Zero]

Mount Belford with Oxford in the Background

[edg]

http://homepage.mac.com/egladwyn/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-09-06%2010.49.41%20-0700/Image-07EE1D82002C11D9.jpg

Big Fridge TeleFest, Milton Keynes (Yes, skiing indoors when it was 30+ outside could be construed as madness...)

edg

[Tippster]

Me with a chicken...
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic27009.jpg

The chicken...
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic27008.jpg
AKA Dexter Rutecki

[bad_roo]

Someone was happy to get their season passes early.

[Karl Stall]

Father's Day - 2003 - The girls are growing up too fast :(
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/Father_s_Day_03.jpg

Last Summer - My Happy Place :D
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/100_0655.JPG

[Woodsy]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/dress.jpg
why is phUnk Licking you?

and all y'all ever gonna see of me when we ski.....

http://www.skisolitude.com/preseason.cfm


what ilook like drinking grain alcohol in Denver outside some artists house surrounded by men yelling in Spainish & a certain TGR COO pouring shit on me from above....

[Raps]

Good thread.

Holy crap Jibij!!! :biggrin: :biggrin:

A few more freaks. Let's see who can name them:
[/IMG]

Here's to add to the mullet mania......me on holloween....

[H-man]

Hiking at snowbird....
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic19942.jpg
Tourist in Jackson...
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic23447.jpg

[Lumpy]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_drunk.JPG

On a good day...

[Woodsy]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_drunk.JPG

On a good day...
I just got vivid salmopalooza one flashbacks & tasted Canadian in my mouth....

[boarderline]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_drunk.JPG

On a good day...

On a better day....

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30243.jpg

[BakerBunny]

I'm the last one in line -- even then!

http://media.admcs.wwu.edu/video/test/stills/begin.jpg

[Vinman]

I didn't know Woodsy was Bret Favre?

http://tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3305&stc=1

[altagirl]

Halloween - a week after knee surgery in my sexy knee brace...

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_connie%20halloween4.jpg

[H-man]

I had no idea either that cantdog was so cute:) now, where's the TR from yesterday???
Here you go my dear.... (http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20998)

[shirk]

Enjoying a morning coffe at JH last March.
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30471.jpg

Mt Washington hike in October.
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30470.jpg

[snowfire]

Me at my best: drunk on red wine at 9:39 pm.

http://elizabethrs.smugmug.com/photos/6267396-S.jpg


Climbing Mt. Eolus in the Weminuche Wilderness

http://elizabethrs.smugmug.com/photos/7338600-S.jpg

Going crazy after 8 days in the woods. :biggrin:

http://elizabethrs.smugmug.com/photos/7338690-S.jpg

[SkiJunky05]

My blue one piece, definitely not on the same level as Hop's... while getting lost between the condos in JHole:
http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL478/2907323/5868945/75329104.jpg

edited out my nakedness:
http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL478/2907323/5869237/75328395.jpg

edited in some minibike crazyness:
http://pic13.picturetrail.com/VOL478/2907323/5868772/75798685.jpg

[homerjay]

Me aka Sonny Crockett, Miami Vice, Halloween. Not Sober.

[The Reverend Floater]

http://elizabethrs.smugmug.com/photos/6267396-S.jpg


Heh. Seen that one before!

[Mcwop]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_fukt2.jpg

I was having a bad hair day.

And I thought that was Legoskier.

[Viva]

I won the men's division, garnering $5. A chick on my team won her race and got $15...go figure.

I figure I would have paid her $100 and given you nothing. But that's just me.

[Woodsy]

http://elizabethrs.smugmug.com/photos/6267396-S.jpg


Heh. Seen that one before!
did you whip it out on your visit? :yourock:

[The Reverend Floater]

No, no, no and NO. :(

[Woodsy]

No, no, no and NO. :(
didja still have the mustache?
is she laughing at the lip fur?

[Duker]

You dont want to mess with this mofo

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_random%20017.JPG

[Stu Gotz]

Stu during his collegiate glory years. I am now just a broken-down man who enjoys the occasional Schlitz.

Sorry about the lo-rez steeze.

[snowfire]

he did whip me soundly at pool though. I couldn't even see the balls straight... they were kind of moving.

(man, that sounds really bad.) :eek: :D

whoa, shit, people are posting really fast. That was referring to the Rev...

[The Reverend Floater]

he did whip me soundly at pool though. I couldn't even see the balls straight... they were kind of moving.

(man, that sounds really bad.) :eek: :D

whoa, shit, people are posting really fast. That was referring to the Rev...

Yeah, but Scott was the mang at pool. You never got back to me regarding that stuff for you and the mang, btw.

[snowfire]

yeah I did.... ??? a long time ago!

[bad_roo]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/mrsroo2.jpg
Mrs Roo has volume.

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/mrsroo.jpg
Rare picture with gob closed. White Sands, NM.

[skiguide]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/mrsroo.jpg
Rare picture with gob closed. White Sands, NM.

THAT does it! no more bitching from MRS Roo allowed regarding the maggette calendar. that one's cute enough to use as is:) either of 'em actually.

[PaSucks]

Cantdog looks like Dave Gruehl when he crossdressed in that learn to fly vid!

[EPSkis]

Roo - your CAR pics are always crystal clear. :D

[Tippster]

Frau Roo has nice... ummm... teeth.

I heart this thread.

[bad_roo]

Lousy scans. I shoot everything on digital now.

[The Reverend Floater]

yeah I did.... ??? a long time ago!

Just emailed you ...let me know if you don't get it.

[Mountain Freak]

Ok here's me

[Barnballs]

And I thought that was Legoskier


bWAHahahahahA

[altachic]

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic27294.jpg

[altachic]

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic27293.jpg http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic26844.jpg

[Stu Gotz]

Is the second guy from looker's left Richard Branson?

[Schmear]

Old high school shot - playing live on WERS at Emerson College.

Where'd the hair go?

[gonzo]

to continue with the cross-dressing theme - me and yo-cletus, halloween two years ago.
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10210/hula%20mafia.JPG

[The Reverend Floater]

Because I only have a few pics of me on this cpu...

I'm on the right.

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_teambogner.jpg

[Superstar Punani]

Me with a chicken...
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic27009.jpg


[Andrew Dice Clay] LOOK AT THE TITS ON THAT ANIMAL!!!! Look at those big fat motherfucking fat fucking tits!!!! She can suck tennis balls through a tennis racket!!!! [/Andrew Dice Clay]

[Endlessseason]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/chubby.jpg

Wow, Roo. I think Chas could potentially be just a little pissed-off about that pic. I'm thinking either you're positive that he doesn't read this board or you've got a death wish. He's now a lot bigger than you.

[phUnk]

He's now a lot bigger than you.What, you mean besides his breasts?

[seldon]

In "ski" mode:
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic22321.jpg

me in "glamour" mode:
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30474.jpg

[Woodsy]

What, you mean besides his breasts?
CantDog licker

[Lumpy]

Because I only have a few pics of me on this cpu...

I'm on the right.

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_teambogner.jpg


GADS!!! Another couple of freakin' Sun Valley posers!

[PaSucks]

If only I had my senior pics, the ladies would be mine! Mine I tell you!

[skier666]

Me without ski clothes:

http://www.secret.iatp.org.ua/devil.jpg

[snorkeldeep]

ba baby.. splat, telerob, me, and spats

[Clack]

I ski five days a year. They usually look like this, which makes me happy.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30475.jpg

Owning the wedding dance floor. :D

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30476.jpg

[Odin]

MOUNTAINMANG

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic23270.jpg


Left to right: Cornholio, Cletus, Rev
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic13381.jpg

Me
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic22891.jpg

AkTurnanBurn
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic17358.jpg

[Schmear]

In keeping with Odin's theme...

Me

[tuffy109]

furthermore...

[snowfire]

nice crack. :eek:

[Endlessseason]

That Sheebz is a wild woman...

[yogachik]

the whole west coast gang (Arty on the right, Barnballs next to him, some non-maggots, then Hot Sauce peaking his head out, Splat's back there, Divegirl standing up in back (right side), DJ Sapp next to her, Spats then Tessibel, CS and Lego next to him, some maggots on either side of me (tele someone?) and a whole bunch of Barnballs friends:

[slim]

I run the show. Even when napping.

[rossibandit]

Yours truly, on the summit of Crowsnest Mt last fall.


http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30481.jpg

[kchri]

Me performing a pseudo SUMMIT impersonation...

or is it my one eyed pirate look...?

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30492.jpg

[Vets]

My third grade picture, 1968:
http://www.loloville.com/stev_18.gif
Eighteen years later, 1986:
http://www.loloville.com/Stevdiving1986.JPG
More recent pictures, first with Makisha:
http://www.loloville.com/makishaandstev.jpg
and in the burn area near Minehaha Canyon:
http://www.loloville.com/114-1452_IMG.JPG

[xboat]

seeking outdoors loving female. could be your hot sister, mom or maybe even you. must be able to bait your own hook, like the cold and whip up a damn good omelet. apply within. :D

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/chad_web3.jpg

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/chad_web1.jpg

[Snow Dog]

This is one of two pictures of me on the Internet. I'm on the left. The other maggots are an exercise for the student (hint: this is at the 2004 Summit at Squaw).
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic20359.jpg

[L7]

Ok, I'll play. Me a couple of years back, tourists shot taken by tourists who were my clients. https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_me%20at%20heli%20lunch.jpg
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_me%20atop%20the%20lake.jpg

Sorry no wild or naked shots.

[CRACKER]

This is one of two pictures of me on the Internet. I'm on the left. The other maggots are an exercise for the student (hint: this is at the 2004 Summit at Squaw).
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic20359.jpg

So when did Tim Cohee start hanging out with maggots?

[boarderline]

St. Maarten, 11-03.

http://home.comcast.net/~paul_a_johnson/honeymoon/images/DSC00399.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~paul_a_johnson/honeymoon/images/DSC00391.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~paul_a_johnson/honeymoon/images/DSC00398.jpg

Chuckin' at the 'Bird.

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic20436.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~paul_a_johnson/huckpics/huck2.JPG

http://home.comcast.net/~paul_a_johnson/huckpics/huck6.JPG

http://home.comcast.net/~paul_a_johnson/huckpics/huck8.JPG

[Darkside]

Somewhere on the PCH on my way to Tahoe.

[PulverSchwein]

ignore the knucklehead on the left soaking up the glory of our 2002 Gold Medal hockey win. ;) First and last time anyone will ever see me wearing a Leafs jersey.
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30497.jpg

[acostiga]

also at le chamois...
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10247/stpaddys.jpg

i'm the one with the green goggles.
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10247/friends.jpg

[Truckee Joe]

WORK AND PLAY

[The AD]

Since I don't have any good pictures of me skiing, here's a couple from a sport I'm actually pretty good at:

http://home.comcast.net/~seussnelson/images/underwater.jpg

http://home.comcast.net/~seussnelson/images/swim02.jpg

Despite the look on my face in that second one, I did, in fact, live.

[Snow Dog]

So when did Tim Cohee start hanging out with maggots?Shhhhhhhh.

[dipstik]

the condiment for all occasions!

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic30508.jpg

[skier666]

Ok, here's some real ones:

http://www.vidbusters.com/forumpics/halloween_skier_08.jpg

At one of the million weddings I've been to recently:

http://www.vidbusters.com/~casey/CHI_Wed3.JPG

[CaddyDaddy77]

Since I have virtually no ski pictures except for stick chasing, here's me and another stick chaser.
The Moe and Me.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic12995.jpg


Sucking air in Silverton, headed up to Tiger Claw.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic22016.jpg

This thread rocks BTW, funny stuff.

[Max Gosey]

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic18683.jpg
A good time in my life.

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic25381.jpg
And another. My first memorable love affair with freshies...

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic18673.jpg
I suck on snow... :nonono2:

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic25389.jpg
Ehhh... A little better.

[Max Gosey]

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic25387.jpg
Typically I do best just trying to look cool standing still on it. (Summit Peak 7 Gaperridge.)

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic25405.jpg
I'm actually a little better on the water.

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic25377.jpg
My future home... (GO BUFFS!) and an attempt to look stylish for the admission counselors.

And the obligatory...
http://biglines.com/photos/blpic18686.jpg
I call it unadulterated stoke. Others just call it looking dumb.

[splat]

Ulysses S. Picasso

[duph]

Shortly after a fight with the walls of a rock-chute:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/fallresult3.jpg

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/fallresult2.jpg

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/fallresult1.jpg

The rocks won.

[splat]

The Phil that's seldom seen.

[splat]

Sherpa. Luv the clouds in this pic. I think Tom took it.

[splat]

GT40 - before he went to Gordy's camp. The 'after' pics should be up next week. You're going, right???

[splat]

First Fistful.

http://stk.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3330&d=1102409976

[bad_roo]

http://home.comcast.net/~seussnelson/images/swim02.jpg

Despite the look on my face in that second one, I did, in fact, live.

Caesarians are no walk in the park. ;)

[powderwhore]

Me in the summer.
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/A%20wheelie%201.JPG

Me in winter.
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30160.jpg

[PaSucks]

Another one of me, investigating an AMD passive treatment facility.


http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30509.jpg

[JMO]

Where'd the hair go?
That was taken pre-Squaw Valley, before my skinhead roommates ate a bag of mushrooms, strapped me to a chair, and buzzed my scalp. It's all been downhill since then.

Here I am, post-SV on stage at the Paradise in Boston...

[basom]

whats your bands name jmo?

[JMO]

whats your bands name jmo?

Three Day Threshold (http://threedaythreshold.com)

I was in the band for six years, recorded two CDs with them, the last one which won two Boston Music Awards ("Behind the Barn"). Left the band a little while ago due to "creative differences" and all that. Actually, I just got tired of playing in the clubs every week and not being able to go skiing for the weekend due to gigs.

Anyone out there looking for a drummer?

[The General]

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30521.jpg
Saucer Boy f/the powder board and Me.
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30522.jpg
Me having a little fun.......
.
.
eh, disposable camera....

[This End Up]

Me and fishy, at clear creek lake.
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_Vertical.jpg

[Mountain Junkie]

Holy shit, this picture was taken probably 40 feet from my house. Whew, that was a close one.


http://biglines.com/photos/blpic25377.jpg
My future home... (GO BUFFS!) and an attempt to look stylish for the admission counselors.

[iceman]

Holy shit, this picture was taken probably 40 feet from my house. Whew, that was a close one.

Do you live in the bus shelter?

[Endlessseason]

Anyone out there looking for a drummer?

That'll be the next thing the board sees: The Powdermaggot Band...

[Trackhead]

Garments:Fagbag
Location: O'Canada
http://photos.rockclimbing.com/photos//397/39732.jpg

Activity: Stupid
Location: Yosemite
http://fritzrips.com/v-web/gallery/albums/yosemite/normal_slack.jpg


Activity: Stupid
Location: Death Star Trash Compactor
http://fritzrips.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Waterholes-Canyon/water.sized.jpg

[Grange]

Me from a few years ago in my proper office attire.

[Elrobbo]

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30529.jpg

Sloppy seconds on a very cold day at Whistler. Not very good quality, but I don't have a lot of action pics. I'm definitely too ulgy for a regular pic.

[Plakespear]

My favorite lift
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30530.jpg
Rejected High Life poster
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30531.jpg
Aloha Mr. Hand
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30533.jpg
Surf is NOT up
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30534.jpg

[PNWbrit]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/11156/normal_Rob%20Wallpaper.jpg

[INDY GS]

Here is me and my son at Loveland Pass the first part of October.

[Teletori]

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30551.jpg

Heres one of me, seeing stars...
(Snow looks good, but it was ice under a few inches powder)

[freshie247]

Me with some new toys! Too bad I could only score one pair & these are for a friend!

[britney]

all from last ski season -

skiing donner

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/donner-hwy.jpg

sluffing donner (china wall)

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_donner-steep.jpg

after donner

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_who.jpg

in the Cross

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_Steep%20Sarah%7E0.jpg

are britney and huckwheat (a) finishing a day of cross country skiing, or (b) going to the prom??

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_G%2BS%20X-C.jpg

[boarderline]

Me with new toys! Too bad I could only score one pair & these are for a friend!

http://tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3346&stc=1


Whoa, is that the new Atomic splitboard? ;)

(Those are some seriously FAAAT skis!)

[freshie247]

That'll be the next thing the board sees: The Powdermaggot Band...

I'm in! I play guitar & sing with my band Hot Monkey Love.

This one is on the west side of Berthoud.

This is an awesome thread!

[britney]

and some of huckwheat, since I know he hasnt figured out how to insert an image. :wink:

adrenaline rock 01/03/04

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10781/Adrenaline%20Rock.jpg

the fortress 02/28/04

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10781/Huck2%7E0.JPG

starting line Cal Eco #3 06/27/04

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_adv-racer-chic.jpg

and his alter-ego, the mild-mannered accountant! (sorry HW, i couldn't resist! you should just be glad i didnt post halloween!) :biggrin:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/greg-cube%7E1.jpg

[The AD]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/greg-cube%7E1.jpg

Sweet. First Richard Branson shows up in this thread and now Tim Kazurinsky!

[hucksquaw]

unfortunately no skiing or climbing pics on the comp. but i was able to scrounge this one up. ... just before a jump....

[gonzo]

[Miller commercial] TWEEET! We've got a dispropotionally hot girlfriend infraction on Huckwheat.......[/miller commercial]

I think Huckwheat might be a rockstar :eek:

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10781/Adrenaline%20Rock.jpg

[girlski0912]

Me as the bridesmaid from hell..i woke up the next morning in a strange hotel room still in my dress (thank god!)

[Hayduke]

Me & Mrs H

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/new1%20121a.jpg


Me & Young H

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_Me%20%26%20Freds.jpg

[Pinner]

Safety first.

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic12953.jpg

[The Reverend Floater]

Me as the bridesmaid from hell..i woke up the next morning in a strange hotel room still in my dress (thank god!)

Nobody told me girlski is hot. Definitely 5 demerits to any maggots who have met her. I feel cheated.

[hucksquaw]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10781/Adrenaline%20Rock.jpg

adrenaline, eh? you got balls bro!!! ive stood atop it but thats just a fuckin nutty drop.

[LAN]

After glancing through this, I don't think we'll be seeing the Maggettes begging for a Men of TGR calender anytime soon.

:D

I beg to differ! There are a lot of cute boys around here. :D

Maybe Scoob will post a picture of us. The only pictures that are stuck on our computer are from the honeymoon. Just so long as he doesn't post a picture of the damned see-thru suit.

Good idea though ... I've always wondered what everyone looks like.

[girlski0912]

Yes I agree with LAN- there are some cute boys. Suffice it to say that when looking at both the men and women that make up our little group of big fat internet dorks, we are a pretty attractive bunch. Now if we could just get Fabio as our Beautiful Maggot Spokeperson we would be set... :rolleyes2

[Will]

Damn! Girlski is definitely hot.

Sidenote: Anyone else getting a pop-up for some MSN Passport Communities bullshit? Are you getting it only in this thread? Or am I the only one....?

"Welcome to MSN Communities! Please sign-in with your Passport account."

[PNWbrit]

Damn! Girlski is definitely hot.

Sidenote: Anyone else getting a pop-up for some MSN Passport Communities bullshit? Are you getting it only in this thread? Or am I the only one....?

"Welcome to MSN Communities! Please sign-in with your Passport account."

me to! I guess XP SP2 pop up stopper doesn't work on MS pop ups! :mad:

[The AD]

Nobody told me girlski is hot. Definitely 5 demerits to any maggots who have met her. I feel cheated.

Apparently you somehow missed the photo of girlski getting her rack signed by Mike Wilson!

[hucksquaw]

Apparently you somehow missed the photo of girlski getting her rack signed by Mike Wilson!

whoa! whoa! apparently i missed that one too. where can i see this?

[FNG]

whoa! whoa! apparently i missed that one too. where can i see this?

psst, it's your picture that's causing the pop-up ad. you can't remote link a photo from msn. try uploading it here as a post attatchment.

[mr_gyptian]

apre at alpine, I'm in the middle. we're looking at a coyote tearing the shit out of something in a Toyota's pick up bed.

[hucksquaw]

psst, it's your picture that's causing the pop-up ad. you can't remote link a photo from msn. try uploading it here as a post attatchment.

gottcha thanks bro. my bad to all that were experiencing probs..

[BobMc]

Most of y'all already know what I look like. For those who don't...


Me:

http://www.outdoorsinutah.com/escalante005.jpg


BobMc

[BobMc]

apre at alpine and a pow day at the woo.

Damn dude, you ski? I had no idea, I figured you spent your free time talking politics.

BobMc

[Vets]

Yes I agree with LAN- there are some cute boys. Suffice it to say that when looking at both the men and women that make up our little group of big fat internet dorks, we are a pretty attractive bunch. Now if we could just get Fabio as our Beautiful Maggot Spokeperson we would be set... :rolleyes2
http://www.oxygen.com/specials/contest/fabio/images/main.jpg
Fabio and two maggette wannabees :rolleyes:

[hev]

:cool:
http://www.hevenor.com/adam/img/silverton/silverton_hev1.JPG

[freshie247]

Safety first.

http://biglines.com/photos/blpic12953.jpg
That is a great picture!

[The AD]

whoa! whoa! apparently i missed that one too. where can i see this?

I think I'll leave it to you as an exercise in using the search function :FIREdevil

[Dromond]

headshot:

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/6913/blah0wu.jpg

My skiing pictures suck:

http://img29.exs.cx/img29/1552/sluttin032ei.jpg

[bubba-k]

Don't really have any decent skiing picks, but this one does it I suppose:

[skieast]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_103_0371-2.JPG

[FNG]

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/normal_103_0371-2.JPG

Gaper racer cuff infraction on skieast. Pull those bibs past the first buckle or incur the rath of the ref.

[skieast]

Didn't have time to tidy up before my big photo moment. :)

[SIIHP]

I don't got many. One after gettin home from a day of spring skiing, and one where I just had to toss on most of my ski clothes just because.

http://img107.exs.cx/img107/5126/josh27tr.jpg
http://img107.exs.cx/img107/4233/meskinless4sp.jpg

[Ski Beaver]

Me, Whistler, Fresh tracks breakfast, bombs going off in the background, hungover.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic19451.jpg

[warthog]

Me with a little fishy from this summer:
http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/505/3617Cnv0138-med.jpg

[meatdrink9]

I'm that weird kid you kept trying to avoid at all those maggot functions. As posted by splat:

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=3325&stc=1

On my way to the retarded childrens' robot gala:

https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=160&stc=1

And finally sliding through chili and baby oil to prove a point. The point being made has yet to be determined, but once it is the point will already be made for me and I'll be that much ahead of the game. It's really like I've got a "prove-a-point-free-card" thing going for me:

[snowsprite]

With the knuckle-dragger:

http://image01.webshots.com/1/3/34/44/156433444KkDhgS_ph.jpg

In one of my natural habitats:

http://image20.webshots.com/21/6/20/57/215562057gAcpIg_ph.jpg

[nhtele]

From a couple years ago:

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30603.jpg

Summer field work in AK:
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30605.jpg

Gaperman and powpow:
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30604.jpg

[A-wreck]

O.k. girlski is hot. Ski beaver only has one hand. And freshie247 owns some really ugly pants. Any other surprises out there?

[bad_roo]

This thread has taken a strange and inept turn for the worse.

[basom]

From a couple years ago:

thats a really good shot.
are you genuflecting in that one? i cant quite make it out.

edit. oh here we are. in your bearded pre man-whore days, when the mountains were your love instead of the loins of unsuspecting co-eds:
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic30603.jpg

[The Reverend Floater]

O.k. girlski is hot. Ski beaver only has one hand. And freshie247 owns some really ugly pants. Any other surprises out there?

As if you knew Meatdrink was a retarded pajama robot?

[A-wreck]

As if you knew Meatdrink was a retarded pajama robot?

I heard things.

[Endlessseason]

O.k. girlski is hot. Ski beaver only has one hand. And freshie247 owns some really ugly pants. Any other surprises out there?
How about that Britney? Sprite? Etc.? I think this thread proves that maggettes are pretty hot in general.




Although I think Sprite looks much better when she's not a little red x. But that's prolly just me.

[basom]

How about that Britney? Sprite? Etc.? I think this thread proves that maggettes are pretty hot in general.

seconded.

but i always imagined all maggettes as hot, so it was expected

[EPSkis]

How about that Britney? Sprite? Etc.? I think this thread proves that maggettes are pretty hot in general.


Without a doubt. Can we pre-order calendars? :eek:

[snowsprite]

Ugh...user galleries hate me. Here are the non-redx versions!

http://www.killingtonzone.com/albums/album13/lookout.sized.jpg

http://www.killingtonzone.com/albums/album13/Peterri.jpg

Edit: Ack! My friend would kill me for putting up that pic so I swapped it out w/ one where she's not making a face ;)

[The Reverend Floater]

Snowsprite rocks...though it looks like the woman to the right of her hubby might be a bit constipated. I'm not a doctor.

[bad_roo]

She's just used zinc lozenges as anal suppositories. Hence the face.

[girlski0912]

Snowsprite rocks...though it looks like the woman to the right of her hubby might be a bit constipated. I'm not a doctor.


BWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Good call Rev...BTW How often do you go to Apples Bar in Ketchum? 2 of my best friends are from SV and one of their sisters is a bartender there.

[DougW]

http://www.skibanff.com/gallery/slides/nov27_113.jpg

thats me with the huge helmet and bug like goggles. Picture by Eldo

from last year
http://www.skibanff.com/gallery/slides/apr24_12.JPG

[homerjay]

whoa, sprite lets her kid drink bloody mary's?

she's the best mom ever!

[BigJay]

Here's a pic of me on my way to class....;)
http://biglines.com/photos/blpic30606.jpg

and here is one of me taking a hack at a low fastball...
http://biglines.com/photos/blpic30607.jpg

Unfortunately I don't have any of me skiing...they're all at home.

[The Reverend Floater]

BWAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Good call Rev...BTW How often do you go to Apples Bar in Ketchum? 2 of my best friends are from SV and one of their sisters is a bartender there.

Not too often, GS. I don't have a pass at SV and mainly stick to the b/c up North. Who are your friends? I probably know them...PM me if you want.

[EPSkis]

whoa, sprite lets her kid drink bloody mary's?

she's the best mom ever!

Naw - that's a Long Island.