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Tap
10-05-2004, 02:40 PM
There are many ways to recognize the accomplishments of your bros when they get sickety steezalicious.

One of my favorites is The Finger Moustache. Allow me to demonstrate.

"AWWW SHIT BRO!!! SIIIIIICCCKKK CORKED 270 DEMONJIZZ SPIN TO FLAT 180 OUT!!!! w00t w00t, DUDE!!!
http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/504/2537fingermoustache-med.jpg

One of the things I like about The Finger Moustache is how it can be thrown with such abandon. Sometimes I'll add a little emphasis by stomping my feet up and down like a rooster walking through mud.

The Finger Moustache, accompanied by the Muddy Rooster, can give your doo rag the flair it needs to help you get 100% steeze, every time.

And (I gotta say it) it just feels damn good. Everybody has their own Finger Moustache .......try yours on today!




This is Part 1 in "The Steezy Throwdown Series.", A ManHo Production

crashnburn'd
10-05-2004, 02:43 PM
It's amazing how that picture makes me feel like I've done something amazing.

The Reverend Floater
10-05-2004, 02:45 PM
Fucking hilarious, Tap. I definitely utilize the finger mustache on a daily basis.

truth
10-05-2004, 02:52 PM
JONG FM kit (http://www.coins4notes.com/pdf/moustache.pdf)

yogachik
10-05-2004, 02:52 PM
I thought this thread had something to do with the dirty castro :rolleyes:

Ubersheist
10-05-2004, 02:53 PM
Well, that brings up the question "What the hell's a 'dirty castro?'"

slim
10-05-2004, 02:54 PM
I thought this thread had something to do with the dirty castro

Dirty Sanchez JONG.

Edit: Dirty Sanchez (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez&r=f)

yogachik
10-05-2004, 02:57 PM
Dirty Sanchez JONG.
right. dirty sanchez. you got what I meant. that's what I thought this would be.

Stu Gotz
10-05-2004, 03:02 PM
Has the DemonJizz Spin ever been recorded on film?

phUnk
10-05-2004, 03:54 PM
I don't think we have The Finger Moustache in Utah.

But, maybe we should. :confused:

mr_gyptian
10-05-2004, 03:59 PM
I thought this thread had something to do with the dirty castro :rolleyes:

Is that the homosexual version?

Ubersheist
10-05-2004, 04:16 PM
Dirty Sanchez JONG.

Edit: Dirty Sanchez (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dirty+sanchez&r=f)

I was curious about the "castro" part. Heck, I know what a "Dirty Sanchez" is... Oh wait... my pure mind has no idea what you mean. Uh... none.

Clack
10-05-2004, 04:36 PM
http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/504/2537fingermoustache-med.jpg

That's awesome. :D I didn't even know that one had a name, but it's definately reserved for the super bomb crazy ass shit.

TheDingleberry
10-05-2004, 05:08 PM
10 points for the use of color in that post.

Hey tap, how's melba toast running?

Tap
10-05-2004, 05:15 PM
smoove, baby.

jibij
10-05-2004, 05:15 PM
http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/504/2537fingermoustache-med.jpg

Are you sure that's not a "Smell My Finger"?

Tap
10-05-2004, 05:26 PM
Only if it had been someplace interesting, which alas, it had not.

Castro's
10-05-2004, 05:37 PM
Lol, when I first saw the title of the thread I immediately thought of the Hitler, aka Dirty Sanchez. Anyone see that South Park where Cartman gave Butters the Hitler? Same thing as the Dirty Sanchez only shorter so Butters was walking around all day saying, "Hey guys, whats that smell?" and of course Cartman was laughing his ass off because he gave Butters the Hitler. Terrible, yes, hilarious, hell yes.

SummitCo1776
10-05-2004, 06:28 PM
edit: I posted something else but my.... non heterosexual tendencies tend to be offensive so I have decided to remove it

lax
10-05-2004, 10:21 PM
edit: I posted something else but my.... non heterosexual tendencies tend to be offensive so I have decided to remove it

you are a homo

Shake Zula
10-05-2004, 10:37 PM
A dirty sanchez is much easier to perform if you do the donkey punch (http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/Shirtpages/donkey.html) first.

lax
10-05-2004, 11:41 PM
only if you pregame with a Monroe Transfer (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Monroe+Transfer&r=s&pos=5)

tonghands
10-06-2004, 02:10 AM
Too smoov. Will add to my repertoire.

chippersmullet
10-06-2004, 05:31 AM
For all your profanity referencing you should of course be using Roger's Profanisaurus.

This can be found here:

http://www.viz.co.uk/ Where it says profanisaurus at the top!!

This site also contains a lot of other nonsense which you may or may not find funny!

JMO
10-06-2004, 08:38 AM
I thought the Finger Mustache might be a distant relative to the Fruit Basket. Man, am I relived that's not the case.

basom
10-06-2004, 08:45 AM
'round here the finger moustache is usually reserved for pointing out people who have been embarrassed openly. Often in street ball, or possibly just creatively dissed on the train platform in front of the girl you have a crush on. "Snap! Oh no you didn't!? Daaaaaamn, you got played!"

mildbill.
10-06-2004, 08:50 AM
word. i'm not down with this wack-ass west coast flava.

basom
10-06-2004, 08:51 AM
i know, right?

Tap
10-06-2004, 08:53 AM
'round here the finger moustache is usually reserved for pointing out people who have been embarrassed openly. Often in street ball, or possibly just creatively dissed on the train platform in front of the girl you have a crush on. "Snap! Oh no you didn't!? Daaaaaamn, you got played!"

I'd like to recognize Basom's appropriate use of the FM. Regional differences enhance the natural FM flava. Nice work, bro.

basom
10-06-2004, 08:57 AM
I'd like to recognize Basom's appropriate use of the FM. Regional differences enhance the natural FM flava. Nice work, bro.

agreed. and kudos to your more positive application. it's not wack.

Tap
10-06-2004, 12:40 PM
viva - that's wack. why you gotta be like dat?

basom
10-06-2004, 12:43 PM
any dissrespect twards the FM = highest level of wack

Viva
10-06-2004, 01:18 PM
viva - that's wack. why you gotta be like dat?

The point is taken.

basom
10-06-2004, 01:22 PM
good photoshop work though.

Tap
10-06-2004, 01:22 PM
RIGHT ON, BRO!!! SHEEEYIIIIT!!!! YOU DA MAN!!! DAMMMNNNNNN!!!
http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/504/2537fingermoustache-med.jpg


it's cathartic, really

tuffy109
10-06-2004, 01:30 PM
that picture is killin' me

Duder
10-06-2004, 01:42 PM
Two words: ILL MITCH

Alkasquawlik
10-06-2004, 02:55 PM
http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic27916.jpg

BakerBoy
10-06-2004, 03:01 PM
You need better aim... ;)

non grata
10-12-2004, 10:24 AM
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/11712/fm1.gif > :eek:

iceman
10-12-2004, 10:55 AM
How did I miss this thread? The FM is funny shit.

basom
10-13-2004, 08:49 AM
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non grata
10-13-2004, 08:52 AM
whoa... too much flavah 4 me.

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/11712/fm1.gif

basom
10-13-2004, 09:16 AM
i was just thanking you for adding that gif to the collection. its the shit dawg!

you think owens could add it to the emoticons. that would rule.

non grata
10-13-2004, 09:25 AM
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/11712/fm1.gif

Tap
10-13-2004, 09:27 AM
c'mon Owens, do it!

non grata
10-13-2004, 09:27 AM
tap stache, the bane of the 10 character rule.

meatdrink9
10-13-2004, 11:15 AM
That photo is the new jar jar. If I were hanging out with somebody constantly doing that I'd have to offer an "I'm out" and bail.

Lil' Jon
10-13-2004, 11:51 AM
WHAAAAAAAAAT????!!!!

OOOOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!

FNG
10-15-2004, 10:22 AM
Finger Mustache steeze should definitely be incorporated into the next summit sticker.

EPSkis
10-15-2004, 10:34 AM
I don't know how many takes were needed to get that pic, but:

I have to say it captures the essence of FM perfectly. You could take 100 more shots & it just wouldn't "feel" the same.

Nice work. :cool:

FNG
10-15-2004, 10:50 AM
Finger Moustache, buddy icon size.

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/icon.jpg

Yossarian
10-15-2004, 12:34 PM
seriously, the FM emoticon would rule.

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!

phUnk
10-15-2004, 12:53 PM
Finger Moustache, buddy icon size.

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/icon.jpg
That's a little dark. Bring up the bass and roll off the high end a bit.

:fm:

(^^^ did that work?)
edit: no it did not, but I'll leave it there for the day that Owens adds that to the emoticon list :fm:

Woodsy
10-15-2004, 12:54 PM
[raises hand]
um, I dont get it?!?

iceman
10-15-2004, 12:56 PM
You gotta read the threadd from the start, mang.

Woodsy
10-15-2004, 01:03 PM
You gotta read the threadd from the start, mang.
nope,
still in the dark.
I thought Mustaches were for pornstars and Anchormen......... :confused:

iceman
10-15-2004, 01:11 PM
Hmmmm. Perhaps a cultural disconnect is at play here. "Ma'am, do you speak Jive?"

Tap
10-15-2004, 01:11 PM
you're not trying to get in touch with your own Finger Moustache, Woodsy

put your finger under your nose and recognize some steeze, dude.

Steeze is everywhere, it's like the Tao.

Woodsy
10-15-2004, 01:23 PM
weel I tried to recognize the steezeyness of my Nalgene bottle on my desk, not sure it worked.

My HR & Marketing doods just looked at me funny & 1 asked if I farted......



um, whats wrong with "sweeeeeeeet, dood"
Im lost

Tap
10-15-2004, 01:26 PM
hey, no problem. Tanner wasn't built in a day.

The Reverend Floater
10-15-2004, 01:42 PM
I thought Mustaches were for pornstars and Anchormen......... :confused:

Eaaaaaaasy, Woodsy! I'm flossin' a thick 'stache right now and I have to say that the chicks dig it and their dudes are both frightened and envious. It's mad steezy. The one I'm rockin' right now was specially cultivated for an upcoming Scorpions/Tesla show where only the tough will survive.

Woodsy
10-15-2004, 01:43 PM
hey, no problem. Tanner wasn't built in a day.
ooh I get it its one of those inner city things......
like the hipp hop

Woodsy
10-15-2004, 01:44 PM
Eaaaaaaasy, Woodsy! I'm flossin' a thick 'stache right now and I have to say that the chicks dig it and their dudes are both frightened and envious. It's mad steezy. The one I'm rockin' right now was specially cultivated for an upcoming Scorpions/Tesla show where only the tough will survive.
mullet as well I hope

so rev what would you do with a million dollars..........

FNG
10-15-2004, 03:23 PM
edit: damn, I got phUnked.

meatdrink9
10-15-2004, 03:38 PM
so rev what would you do with a million dollars..........

I'd have sex with two has been 80s buttrockers at once. ;):D

Woodsy
10-15-2004, 03:43 PM
I'd have sex with two has been 80s buttrockers at once. ;):D
Damn!!!

http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/504/2537fingermoustache-med.jpg

so am I finger mustaching MD9 for his snap steeze or the Rev for getting called out for his butrockiness?

phUnk
10-15-2004, 03:44 PM
http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/fm1.jpg

Come on Owens, pretty please! I've photoshoped it down to 700 bytes and 45 pixels.

:fm:
Wait. What?

This is an avatar --> http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/fm1.jpg

This is an emoticon --> http://skiingismylife.com/media/fm.gif

It has to be the same height as a line of text like this: :p See?

meatdrink9
10-15-2004, 03:50 PM
I had a drill sergeant that thought he was a player. While in formation one morning he walked by and stuck his fingers right under our noses as he walked up and down the ranks. "Do you privates know what that it is?" It's pussy!!! That's right, pussy. I want you to get a nice big sniff because you won't be smelling it again for another 8 weeks." He was actually pretty hilarious. If you laughed you got punished (pushups or something) but he liked you if you thought he was funny. Stayed off KP and the like. It was weird.

That's what finger mustache reminds me of.

iceman
10-15-2004, 04:02 PM
Damn!!!

http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/504/2537fingermoustache-med.jpg

so am I finger mustaching MD9 for his snap steeze or the Rev for getting called out for his butrockiness?

Depends on whether you're down with East Coast FM or the West Coast version.

Clear now?

Woodsy
10-15-2004, 04:21 PM
Depends on whether you're down with East Coast FM or the West Coast version.

Clear now?
but but but
Im stuck in the middle

shit I feel like i did back during the tupac biggie wars.
no side to take,
maybe the ball grab is the rockymountain FM?
http://www.danbbs.dk/~rep/pictures/Skifilm/Anders360Ballgrab.jpg

Telekóptero
10-15-2004, 04:22 PM
nother vote for phunkstar's emoticon. c'mon owens!! you so steezy!! :D

phUnk
10-15-2004, 04:50 PM
nother vote for phunkstar's emoticon. appreciate the vote, but I didn't make it. Apparently, non grata did. Nice work mang.

EPSkis
10-15-2004, 04:51 PM
Depends on whether you're down with East Coast FM or the West Coast version.

Clear now?

Not to disturb the balance, but I believe this is a case where he could be doing BOTH, no?

iceman
10-15-2004, 04:54 PM
appreciate the vote, but I didn't make it. I don't know who did. Basom perhaps?

non grata

more characters, sheeeeeit.

FNG
10-15-2004, 06:13 PM
Finger Moustache Emoticon Request (https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17976)

Tap
10-17-2004, 09:19 AM
Damn!!!

http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/504/2537fingermoustache-med.jpg

so am I finger mustaching MD9 for his snap steeze or the Rev for getting called out for his butrockiness?


either way, i knew you had it in you, Woodsy. :p

Mrs Roo
10-17-2004, 10:43 AM
Though I applaud and appreciate the sentiments behind the beautiful finger moustach I am concerned there may be problems translating it to London. Over here, it may be interpreted as a (slightly sloppy) Nazi salute (with a little Hitlery type moustach). There are still people around here who remember the Blitz!!!

May be I'm not approaching it with enough urban, street attitude?

Lane Meyer
10-29-2004, 03:53 PM
Can we have this one as a smile-y as well?

http://www.stupidcelebrity.com/a_gallery/men/images/PresidentBush.jpg

FNG
02-02-2005, 09:31 AM
Time for Part 2 in the Steezy Throwdown Series?

phUnk
02-02-2005, 11:08 AM
Petitioning to remove :fm: until people figure out how to use it properly.

iceman
02-02-2005, 10:01 PM
Petitioning to remove :fm: until people figure out how to use it properly.

Seriously. The most ill-used icon ever.

iceman
02-02-2005, 10:02 PM
Oh yeah...phUnk, you better get started deleting.

phUnk
02-03-2005, 11:45 AM
Oh yeah...phUnk, you better get started deleting.
Oh yeah...iceman, you better get started telling me what you're talking about.

basom
02-03-2005, 11:47 AM
Oh yeah...iceman, you better get started telling me what you're talking about.

look at the mans post count.

phUnk
02-03-2005, 11:57 AM
look at the mans post count.
:fm::fm::fm::fm::fm:

ScottG
03-07-2005, 02:10 PM
'round here the finger moustache is usually reserved for pointing out people who have been embarrassed openly. Often in street ball, or possibly just creatively dissed on the train platform in front of the girl you have a crush on. "Snap! Oh no you didn't!? Daaaaaamn, you got played!"


Uhh, I need a ruling here.

having been called for improper finger moustache usage, I need a ruling from the judges.

My FM understanding parallels Basom's above. As I understood it growing up, prior to tap's steezy posting, it was an advanced form of the snicker.
A snicker so powerful that it required some assistance from the finger to be truly enhanced and expressed. Oftentimes also accompanied by the other finger pointing at the victim.

tap's post that started this is more of an honor - like a Magna Cum Steezy award.

With the creation of the "fm icon" this Fall, it was never made clear which version it stands for.
Some say both.

Yo yo yo.
East Coast or West Coast ?
Snicker :fm: or Steeze :fm: ?

Please help me with my confusion.
I can't sleep at night with this hanging over my head.

edg
03-07-2005, 02:20 PM
Uhh, I need a ruling here.

having been called for improper finger moustache usage, I need a ruling from the judges.

My FM understanding parallels Basom's above. As I understood it growing up, prior to tap's steezy posting, it was an advanced form of the snicker.
A snicker so powerful that it required some assistance from the finger to be truly enhanced and expressed. Oftentimes also accompanied by the other finger pointing at the victim.

tap's post that started this is more of an honor - like a Magna Cum Steezy award.

With the creation of the "fm icon" this Fall, it was never made clear which version it stands for.
Some say both.

Yo yo yo.
East Coast or West Coast ?
Snicker :fm: or Steeze :fm: ?

Please help me with my confusion.
I can't sleep at night with this hanging over my head.
And once that's been answered... :tdo13: What. The. Fuck?

edg

El Chupacabra
03-07-2005, 02:54 PM
Snicker :fm: or Steeze :fm: ?

Please help me with my confusion.
I can't sleep at night with this hanging over my head.

A Snickers bar has peanuts, caramel, nougat, and a chocolate coating.

I am not familiar with this Steeze bar of which you speak. But neither one should be left hanging over your head while you sleep, Damocles. :fm:

-Karl

shmerham
03-07-2005, 03:05 PM
A Snickers bar has peanuts, caramel, and a chocolate coating.

-Karl


DO NOT forget the nouget.

Telegasm
03-07-2005, 11:11 PM
I think it's perfect with the east/west vagueness. Leaves the reader to figure out whether it's props or deprecation. Simply perfect.

boarderline
03-08-2005, 12:58 AM
The finger 'stache should only, I repeat, only be used in instances when the event you have just witnessed has reached the highest level of the sickbird scale.
To witness (and sorry for the crappy scans):

Seeing Travis Rice land this:

http://home.comcast.net/~paul_a_johnson/Travis_Rice_Chads_Gap.jpg

Snow moling like this:

http://home.comcast.net/~paul_a_johnson/Skiier_deep_pow.jpg

Stomping this:

http://home.comcast.net/~paul_a_johnson/Snowboarder-drop-small.jpg

Using the FM in lesser situations degrades both the 'stache, and yourself. Use it wisely.

iceman
03-08-2005, 09:53 AM
The finger 'stache should only, I repeat, only be used in instances when the event you have just witnessed has reached the highest level of the sickbird scale

This is fine as far as it goes, but it is the West Coast version.

The East Coast version is more satirical and abusive in nature, although its use is still restricted to friends, especially good friends.

Here's an EC fm scenario:

You are out at the bar with a friend and there is a particularly unattractive girl there who lives on your dorm floor. She has had a few cocktails and makes it clear that she is available.

You and your friend of course choose to drink and shoot the shit instead, and eventually said young lady wanders off. You have things to do in the morning, so after a while you take your leave while your buddy stays "for one more beer".

In the morning you go out to get some coffee. As you walk down the dorm hallway, the door to the young lady's room opens and your friend backs into the hallway with his shoes and shirt in his hand, trying to close the door silently while also trying to keep his unbuttoned pants from falling down.

This is where you break out the EC fm steeze bigtime. If you can say, "BWAAA!!! Oh no you DITn't, oh no no you DITn't!!!!" while doing the fm, so much the better.

I hope this clears things up.

shmerham
03-08-2005, 10:37 AM
Now, I'm not from the midwest, so midwest folks, feel free to chime in here, but I believe the midwest version of the fm, is to be used, if and only if someone busts out something incredibly phat, but in an embarassing fashion; such as a double back flip off a 60 foot cliff, but without wearing a belt, thus allowing your pants to drop to your ankles.

powdog
03-08-2005, 10:45 AM
Are you're sure that the Finger Moustache is the final movement of a punch line that says the word "Magnolia"?

basom
09-05-2005, 08:53 AM
some people need some schooling.

Black Market
09-05-2005, 10:10 AM
http://www.bmezine.com/tattoo/A41207/high/iam00078848.jpg :fm:

BakerBoy
09-05-2005, 10:43 AM
Wow, you could totally tattoo a bunch of different mustasche styles onto your fingers, and then when the mood struck, have an entire aresenal of fm's!

Tap
12-09-2005, 02:38 PM
these girls know the language

http://www.lastnightsparty.com/wired/slides/IMG_1014.JPG

wicked_sick
12-09-2005, 06:17 PM
http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/7162/imgp26921or.jpg

FNG
12-10-2005, 11:34 AM
I love the FM. It's like pointer steeze, but so much better!

Steven S. Dallas
12-10-2005, 11:48 AM
What nobody seems to realize is that the funniest thing about Tap's original post is how he says "[s]ometimes I'll add a little emphasis by stomping my feet up and down like a rooster walking through mud."

Brilliance.

Core Shot
12-10-2005, 11:57 AM
http://www.inkedblog.com/archives/catmust.jpg

Core Shot
12-10-2005, 11:58 AM
This is not how to do the finger moustache tatoo:

http://www.inkedblog.com/archives/mustache.jpg

huck4bucks
04-26-2006, 04:25 PM
These guys have taken the FM to a whole new level. Is it time for a maggot-stache tattoo?

Finger Mustache (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qT_xgLd1Tiw&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Escreenhead%2Ecom%2Ffunny%2 F%2Fhey%2Dyou%2Dgot%2Da%2Dlittle%2Dshcmutz%2Dthere %2Dunder%2Dyour%2Doh%2Dyou%2Dpaid%2Dfor%2Dthat%2D1 69336%2Ephp)

smitchell333
09-09-2006, 12:08 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_mustache_tattoo

mecca
09-26-2006, 04:09 PM
what is the purpose of it?:biggrin:

mecca
09-26-2006, 04:11 PM
what??? finger moustache

Rontele
10-15-2006, 08:50 AM
the misuse of this icon on this board is becoming pandemic

Franz Klammer
02-23-2007, 06:11 PM
Good times at Middlesex Lounge ...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/157/360229481_5a0b41f384.jpg

Rideski
10-14-2007, 10:53 PM
Well since Ice just referenced it; and recently a unruly mob of 10 maggots bicyclists were discussing it, I will bump one of the timeless classics.

72Twenty
04-18-2009, 01:01 AM
http://www.bmeink.com/A80220/high/notr-finger-mustache.jpg

RootSkier
04-18-2009, 01:16 AM
fail 5678

squatch
04-20-2009, 03:03 AM
apparently the picture is no more. fix that shit.

nick > jesus
11-13-2009, 09:51 PM
no more fingerstash picture? heart breaking.

though it seems jon stewart is bringing it back:

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll280/fknamang/Picture2.png

:fm::fm: