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phUnk
09-26-2004, 10:44 PM
http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17004

Seriously guys.

EDIT BECAUSE MAX DELETED THE ORIGINAL THREAD:
Max posted a thread in GearSwap entitled "PICTURES FOR EBAY PLEASE DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD." It contained pictures and a product description of the Pocket Rockets he was selling. Exactly what Ebay provides for you when you sell something, but he decided to use TGR's server for that.

So, naturally, I made it my job to fill up the thread with the following crap, 1 per post. Then I posted THIS thread, with the link to Max's original thread. (Note: crashnburn'd felt it necessary to referree the entire incident by posting in Max's thread, urging me to stop posting. Heh.)

It was just for shits & giggles -- No need for all the drama -- Thanks for coming out.

http://tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2515

http://tetongravity.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=2516

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crashnburn'd
09-26-2004, 10:45 PM
hypocrite :rolleyes:

hopped
09-26-2004, 10:46 PM
thanks done :)

Blurred
09-26-2004, 11:21 PM
Yes, I've been hearing about those fucking skis for what seems like eternity....please fucking make it stop for fucks sake!!!!! Thanks.

Max Gosey
09-26-2004, 11:26 PM
Yo Blurred:

I apologize. I couldn't think of a more attractive place to post pictures and descriptions. This is a much better image for ebay than the simple picture things they let you do. And it's free.

I swear, there will be beers for those of you who have (thus far, not in the future) posted in this thread and in mine, at the Summit provided that you just leave it alone. Please. That is all I ask.

Thanks very much.

Ski Beaver
09-26-2004, 11:26 PM
Max, are you old enough to buy beer?

jibij
09-26-2004, 11:28 PM
I assume you did the courteous thing and asked ONS or someone at TGR if it was OK to use their server to host your friggin' EBay pictures???

Max Gosey
09-26-2004, 11:30 PM
No.

I'm stupid.

I apologize, Owens. I apologize. The first post will be edited. It will no longer exist.

Sublime
09-26-2004, 11:44 PM
Ok i'm lost does anyone want to fill me in?

And Max how did you win these skis? Did you get LOTM or something?

Anyways seems pretty weak that KD went through alot of trouble to make sure you got them and your just turning around and selling them on ebay. You should at least throw them in Gear Swap or offer them cheap to a maggot to save yourself.

Max Gosey
09-27-2004, 12:08 AM
KD and I have a deal: for his hard work I owe him a pair of boards, not just good karma. How d'ya like DEM apples!

And I'm seriously not kidding about that.

This whole "spoiled brat" issue was a pretty big factor in my decision. I figured that they are my skis and I can do what I want with them. Provided that know one else knows about it (D'OH!).

(Cover your ears, Brett) I won LOTM for last November. This is how I got the skis, Sublime. DROPPED! DO NOT ASK AGAIN, IF YOU PLEASE.

Ski Beaver
09-27-2004, 12:15 AM
Max, let me know when you run out of red cordial at home, then and only then will I come back here to read about SKIING - damn it Max.

Max Gosey
09-27-2004, 12:31 AM
phUnk, I deleted my thread, so do us all a courtesy and delete yours. Please. I am asking kindly.

phUnk
09-27-2004, 09:20 AM
I'll delete no thread before its time.

(Also, it's nobody's business what you do with your skis. They're your skis. Salomon gave them to Powder for free, and they passed them onto you for free. You're not going to offend your Aunt Mildy because she spent her entire savings on getting you these skis and now you're selling them. Learn to tell people to piss off.)

Below Zero
09-27-2004, 09:39 AM
WTF Max? I have been backing you from the first day I registered on Powdermag.com. Don't make me look bad man. I'm not sure of the whole story because you deleted your post. Keep your skis!

tuffy109
09-27-2004, 10:37 AM
if max doesn't show up with pocket noodles at the summit, i'm breaking whatever he's skiing on.

The Reverend Floater
09-27-2004, 10:44 AM
A bunch of bullshit, if you ask me. Everytime someone even mentions PR's, everyone on this board talks about how they're a pile of crap and how they're made to make trophy wives ski powder well, etc.

And now this guy wants to replace his with something better and he gets shit for it?

I'd do the same thing, Max. No doubt about it.

A-wreck
09-27-2004, 10:54 AM
I guess I'm not sure why he posted it in the first place..........
A friend of mine bought a car from my dad for $1500..........
he sold it one month later for $4000............
we didn't tell the old man......even if he acted like he didn't care you know he would've liked the extra $2500......................


ya know what I mean?

edit for: on a side note I couldn't care less what he does with them

phUnk
09-27-2004, 11:02 AM
Bump for edits to original post in this thread.

tuffy109
09-27-2004, 11:06 AM
I'd do the same thing, Max. No doubt about it.

including all the whining? including numerous posts about how he still hadn't received his skis after being given contacts at both powder and salomon? including the fact that you live in louisianna, have more hours behind a boat than on a mountain and best of all have blurred elevens backing you up?

pshaw, fer sure!

rossibandit
09-27-2004, 11:26 AM
Hey Max

Keep the skis!!! You have gone on and on about getting your first pair of skis. I remember that some posts on powder, you were worried about getting these skis mounted on your next holiday, and you have gone on and on about getting these free boards. Guys on Powder have even offered to mount your skis during your next trip. These PR will be good to start your quiver. PR's are not that bad. They are good skis. You will regret if you sell these skis in the future. Just think, 20 years down the road, you can look at your first skis and think that you scored them for free from Powder. That would be cool. But, they are your skis, so do what you like. :rolleyes:

teledave
09-27-2004, 11:30 AM
Preseason Drama => So Hot Right Now!

PS: Max, I'd keep the skis simply for the reason rossibandit mentioned.
PSS: Love the Cheeto Pic, phUnk

DaveTV
09-27-2004, 11:33 AM
Good Karma: That is what those skis have - you won them for a letter to POWDER spewed out of your brain - you should keep them forever! :cool:

verbier61
09-27-2004, 11:45 AM
keep the noodles. You'll have fun

phUnk
09-27-2004, 11:55 AM
They're already up on Ebay, so you free-advice guys can ease up.

DaveTV
09-27-2004, 12:02 PM
Max, Max, Max.. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=21246&item=7104486744&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW) :eek: :( - PS why did you photograph only the BOTTOM HALF of the ski? :p

phUnk
09-27-2004, 12:15 PM
To take the edge off busting Max's balls so much in the now-deleted thread, I bid twice on his PR's. Sadly, I was outbid instantly as $150 was as high as I was willing to go without seeing the tops of the skis. :D

tuffy109
09-27-2004, 12:24 PM
i'm going to bid as high as possible, and then not pay.

Tap
09-27-2004, 12:31 PM
i'm going to bid as high as possible, and then not pay.

you wouldn't want to make "bigmax4hotties" mad....or you'll be putting the lotion in the basket!

dipstik
09-27-2004, 12:37 PM
"I won these brand new skis in a contest but have no use for them in Louisiana" http://www.mvhs.net/~kball/salomon/salomon.htm

Un-be-lievable.

edit: the fact that phUnk bid on Max's skis is by far the greatest thing I've ever seen.

teledave
09-27-2004, 12:54 PM
Save money and impress your friends with these brand new 2005 models!

Dammit! If only I had some friends to impress I'd be a biddin' fool!

Telekóptero
09-27-2004, 12:58 PM
you wouldn't want to make "bigmax4hotties" mad....or you'll be putting the lotion in the basket!


ok, admittedly i ripped phunk's lotion post but THAT is some funny shit. :D

FNG
09-27-2004, 01:14 PM
Here's what I've got to say about all this bullshit...

http://www.tc.umn.edu/~find0029/Ski 20.jpg

Poyeboy
09-27-2004, 01:24 PM
Yo Blurred:

I apologize. I couldn't think of a more attractive place to post pictures and descriptions. This is a much better image for ebay than the simple picture things they let you do. And it's free.

I swear, there will be beers for those of you who have (thus far, not in the future) posted in this thread and in mine, at the Summit provided that you just leave it alone. Please. That is all I ask.

Thanks very much.

^

http://www.themusicstand.com/imgs/4/419491.jpg

Below Zero
09-27-2004, 01:36 PM
Out of all this shit, the name on ebay has to be the funniest. When I checked the ebay site, I almost died laughing!

"bigmax4hotties"

vinzclortho
09-27-2004, 02:38 PM
Out of all this shit, the name on ebay has to be the funniest. When I checked the ebay site, I almost died laughing!

"bigmax4hotties"


it's also cool that he got the skis free from Powder and is using Powder's '05 buyer's guide comments to shill the skis: "Here's what Powder magazine had to say in their gear review for the 2005 season: "Perhaps the most ubiquitous ski in western North America at the moment, the Salomon Pocket Rocket loves soft snow, but not soft competition... The P.R. has managed to be a winner for skiers of a wide range of abilities--from seasoned pros such as C.R. Johnson and Mike Douglas to 50-something advanced intermediates who show up at Snowbird having never tried a fat ski before..."

Telekóptero
09-27-2004, 02:45 PM
phunk, you're in luck. another pair of PR's are going for $102.50. thought you'd want to know. ;)

Castro's
09-27-2004, 02:58 PM
If Max wasn't the one selling these skis he'd probably be asking us if he should bid on them.

Geronimo
09-27-2004, 03:30 PM
"I won these brand new skis in a contest but have no use for them in Louisiana" http://www.mvhs.net/~kball/salomon/salomon.htm

Un-be-lievable.


He found a new host for the pics.
http://www.mvhs.net/~kball/

You've got to be kidding...
http://www.mvhs.net/~kball/aboutme.html
http://www.mvhs.net/~kball/credentials.html

slim
09-27-2004, 03:33 PM
http://www.mvhs.net/~kball/

Seldon? Is that you?

The AD
09-27-2004, 03:43 PM
Max, if you don't want the skis did it ever cross your mind to offer them for sale here on the Gear Swap forum?

Castro's
09-27-2004, 03:46 PM
w t f?????

phUnk
09-27-2004, 04:18 PM
Max, if you don't want the skis did it ever cross your mind to offer them for sale here on the Gear Swap forum?
Why? He'll get more money & less "robot chinstrap logo har har still funny after all these years durrrr" jokes on eBay.

BakerBoy
09-27-2004, 04:20 PM
I heart this thread so much. Bwhahahahah!

Max Gosey
09-27-2004, 04:22 PM
I am a bad person. There, I said it. Happy?

I figured I would get more money for them on ebay than on Gear Swap. I am trying to formulate a plan to buy two pairs of boards (making me spoiled and selfish and stupid, right? :rolleyes: ) It was a hard decision, but money is what it came down to. I figured that if I (a fucking gaper) didn't have use for them, then why the hell would some haxor maggot want them? Especially when I can get more for them on ebay...

Thank you for jumpstarting the bidding phUnk (assuming you are not kidding... I haven't even checked the bid yet, that was my next stop). Whether or not it was a gesture of goodness, I thank you, sir.

And it may be ironic that I use Powder mag to help me sell the skis. If it's total exploitation, I'll take it off. Lord. My main mistake was asking advice on a topic that should have been left to me. I didn't know the story about karma and selling skis, so I asked you guys, and I'm sorry.

Tuffy, it would be most wonderful if you did not break my new skis. Thanks very much.

So go ahead and post all the Lindsey Lohan pictures you want. Let the preseason drama fly! (aka fuck this) I'll be waiting! :rolleyes:

Oh, and for the record: there are more pictures on the webpage (more than just the bottom of the ski). I don't own a digicam and had to bum one from my reluctant neighbor in order to take the pics. It was a long, tedious, and pretty painful process since I was only allowed to take the remaining 5 available pictures. But who gives a rat's ass, right?! :D

And the designer of the webpage is another maggot whom I shall not specify. Thanks for the page, dude. You know who you are.

Oh and edit: I forgot that bigmax4hotties was my username while I was putting the item up. That was my user name for aol in like 7th grade. I have had ebay a long time. It was my mistake to keep this name. I apologize.

Now piss off! They're my fucking skis, and I'm selling them!

iceman
09-27-2004, 04:24 PM
He'll get less "robot chinstrap logo har har still funny after all these years durrrr" jokes on eBay.

That stuff's not funny anymore?

The Reverend Floater
09-27-2004, 04:29 PM
Now piss off! They're my fucking skis, and I'm selling them!

Jeebus! 'Bout time! Atta kid!

Blurred
09-27-2004, 04:30 PM
Now piss off! They're my fucking skis, and I'm selling them!

https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/11799/normal_gonna_have_a_bad_day111.jpg

The Reverend Floater
09-27-2004, 04:31 PM
That stuff's not funny anymore?

For the record, I still laugh. Hard.

freshies
09-27-2004, 04:32 PM
i am ashamed that I just wasted 10 mins reading through all this crap....

max, they are your skis, do with them what you want. BUT, since you are a self described "Lousiana Gaper", I think you should consider keeping them. Regardless of what everyone here has to say about the PRs, they are a great fat ski for the majority of people out there. Esp. folks who haven't clued in and gone fat by now. You are going west for the first time to ski this season, right? you won these skis, right? keep 'em, ski 'em, have fun w/'em...

or, sell 'em...i don't care...just my quick thoughts.

Max Gosey
09-27-2004, 04:35 PM
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/11799/normal_gonna_have_a_bad_day111.jpg

Fuck the rest of this... this post justified the entire thread. Thank you, Blurred. BWAAAAAAA!!!

West for the first time to ski? College next fall in CO, if that's what you mean...

Gonna go check all the bids now (if there are any).

phUnk
09-27-2004, 04:41 PM
this thread would be really great if it had few more hundred people telling max to keep the skis even though they are already up on ebay

Below Zero
09-27-2004, 04:43 PM
Now piss off! They're my fucking skis, and I'm selling them!

FINALLY!

(still think you should keep them though!)

The AD
09-27-2004, 04:45 PM
this thread would be really great if it had few more hundred people telling max to keep the skis even though they are already up on ebay

UNLESS someone does meet Max's reserve price then, after the auction, Max emails the winner to say he's decided not to sell them after all! Now that would add a nice new dimension :eek:

Max Gosey
09-27-2004, 04:48 PM
Fucking dilemmas. Damnit.

DaveTV
09-27-2004, 04:50 PM
This CANNOT be real... can it??http://www.arcticchat.com/forums/html/emoticons/eek.gif

Crinkle
09-27-2004, 04:56 PM
Max,
everyonce and a while it seems that you have moved in a positive direction. This time you just fackt up, way to kill your mojo. You know how much people are into Powder and TGR, that was 2 strikes with one move. Seiously, i am sure there is a way to keep the skis by ending the auction try the HELP function you ebay JONG. No one would have noticed if you didn't post it. Think before posting my man. Sure you took a stand after others encouraged you to. You need to think a little more clearly, put the Alabama crack pipe down, keep the PR's rock 'em till they are toasted, then sell them at a ski swap when you are going to school here in CO and upgrade when your skills are there.

AltaPowderDaze
09-27-2004, 04:57 PM
After the email I just got from KD, I almost feel like doing that. Is that possible? Can you end the auction early and say "fuck you guys, I'm keeping these"? I'm not going to say what KD told me, but let's just say he made me strongly reconsider what I am doing... :(

So in all seriousness... is there a way to cut my losses for all the sale price bullshit and end the auction? If there is I would appreciate someone's help. Bash me all you want, but I don't care as long as I find out how...
yes, you can end it early. i don't remember how, so look at the help link.

edit to add link:end auction early (http://pages.ebay.com/help/sell/end_early.html)

phUnk
09-27-2004, 05:49 PM
Max, here's what I think you should do with your skis.....only a few more hundred people to go and we've got a great thread here folks

rossibandit
09-27-2004, 05:52 PM
I see that max is trying to sell his boards on powder also and he was looking at buying some used 184 atomic Rex's. Man, I would be so stoked to have a new pair of board for free. Reading all the old links on the powder site made me realize how many people were trying to help you get these boards. Guys like Bdog were even offering to mount them for you for free for spring camp. You won't even get full value for your boards on ebay. Well,the poor boy Maxell ("please can I have some more abuse online") is telling people to piss off :rolleyes:


PS:
You shouldn't have cross posted you ebay link and you would have sold them in relative peace and quiet. Sometimes I think you crave the attention. :rolleyes:

grrrr
09-27-2004, 05:52 PM
phunk is just upset because he's no longer king of the Louisiana trade school steeze.

mildbill.
09-27-2004, 05:54 PM
Max:

I have never seen you ski, and never skied pocket rockets or B3s, but seriously dude, why do you think B3s would be better than PRs for you? do you need that extra metal and crud busting power right now? I think you should keep the PRs and try them out man, they're free skis!

trainnvain
09-27-2004, 06:02 PM
I'm just posting in this thread because everyone's doing it. That's all.

Duker
09-27-2004, 06:05 PM
Sometimes I think you crave the attention. :rolleyes:


Thank you for saying what I have been thinking for a long long time :)

Below Zero
09-27-2004, 06:07 PM
I'm just posting in this thread because everyone's doing it. That's all.

Now, it's a peer pressure thread.

Come on guys, everybody's doing it! :D

Ski Beaver
09-27-2004, 06:20 PM
Max, let me know when you run out of red cordial at home, then and only then will I come back here to read about SKIING - damn it Max.

Quoting myself from yesterday.

I'll say it again.

Max, damn it.

Things were going so well.

BTW I am struggling to read this thread, eyes are watering and trying not to laugh outloud.

Phunk needs to be put on my ignore list - just to fucking funny.

1080Rider
09-27-2004, 06:22 PM
Fuck, I got my PR's for $150 and I thought I got a good deal. I know they're gat and noodly but I ski 'em anyway due to the price I paid. If I got 'em for free, I'd rock the PR's and tell all to piss off. Although, they did get rid of the robot, so maybe I'd sell those things too...

Ubersheist
09-27-2004, 06:31 PM
Fuck, I got my PR's for $150 and I thought I got a good deal. I know they're gat and noodly but I ski 'em anyway due to the price I paid. If I got 'em for free, I'd rock the PR's and tell all to piss off. Although, they did get rid of the robot, so maybe I'd sell those things too...

Dude - they're only "gat" if you wear a Bogner with them and you're consistantly the last one down after a run!

Telekóptero
09-27-2004, 06:48 PM
Heh. (I'll join this) DOGPILE!!!



Max.







Buddy.






Keep the goddam skis.





way to tell us to piss off tho. but, sorry, no can do. You gotta learn this one. :D :D



Somebody send this boy a copy of Sinners before he goes and loses the roots he so clearly had from the start. B3's, xz9.2's, lesbo9000's. .. .it's all the same Max.

YOU are the pilot. http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=6023

Max Gosey
09-27-2004, 07:43 PM
I think there is a pretty clear message hidden somewhere in here...

Oh and I have Sinners. It's absofuckinlutely amazing!

seldon
09-27-2004, 07:44 PM
He found a new host for the pics.
http://www.mvhs.net/~kball/

You've got to be kidding...
http://www.mvhs.net/~kball/aboutme.html
http://www.mvhs.net/~kball/credentials.html

Thats nightpandas serv. I don't live in Danville.

FNG
09-27-2004, 07:47 PM
Opinions on Max's life <--- so hot right now.

Ski Beaver
09-27-2004, 08:33 PM
Item no longer for sale. (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7104486744)

Karl Stall
09-27-2004, 08:41 PM
I do so love this thread.

When I was seventeen, I was snowboarding on a Burton Safari or a Sims Kidwell - skiing PR's is such a huge, monumental leap from that gaperdom (thought I was so steezed out at the time) I can't believe it :rolleyes:

This thread might now hold the record for most rolleyes :D

kchri
09-27-2004, 08:47 PM
This totally sucks!! I was getting ready to bid on these awsome PRs on ebay. There was only like 9 days to go and the bidding was only up to like 360 or so and I know I had the total angle on how to snipe all the other gapers when it got down to like the last 2 seconds...and then they were gone! They were suddenly no longer available for sale.

What gives?

Ski Beaver
09-27-2004, 08:49 PM
Max, what the hell are you going to do with a pair of PR's, list them on ebay, get rid of them and buy yourself a pair of B3's.

Shit, with the price you could get on ebay, you may even be able to get two pairs of skis.

crashnburn'd
09-27-2004, 08:50 PM
the 10 steps to being cool. Not in any particular order

1. Ski Pocket Rockets because everyone says I should
2. Pretend that I don't like the Pocket Rockets
3. Post an obscene amount of garbage
4. Have no mind for myself
5. Say things like "screw you guys" and "what should I do?" in the same thread
6. Be from somewhere with no mountains
7. Pretend to be able to buy beer when I'm really only 17
8. Make lots of unfulfillable promises
9. Be stalked by phunk
10. Be an attention whore, without apparently realizing it

seldon
09-27-2004, 08:50 PM
:rolleyes:. You made your decision. At least have the balls to do what you want to do. Taking them off ebay because we're giving you shit about selling them is pathetic. Stand up for yourself or stay the fuck off. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Ski Beaver
09-27-2004, 08:53 PM
the 10 steps to being cool. Not in any particular order

1. Ski Pocket Rockets because everyone says I should
2. Pretend that I don't like the Pocket Rockets
3. Post an obscene amount of garbage
4. Have no mind for myself
5. Say things like "screw you guys" and "what should I do?" in the same thread
6. Be from somewhere with no mountains
7. Pretend to be able to buy beer when I'm really only 17
8. Make lots of unfulfillable promises
9. Be stalked by phunk
10. Be an attention whore, without apparently realizing it

Max is just another one of Blurreds alias's.

TheDingleberry
09-27-2004, 08:55 PM
bigmax4hotties bigmax4hotties
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this post sucks we already told you burn the skis bigmax4hotties
bigmax4hotties
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Edit: you can make things huge! Sick.

Ski Beaver
09-27-2004, 08:55 PM
:rolleyes:. You made your decision. At least have the balls to do what you want to do. Taking them off ebay because we're giving you shit about selling them is pathetic. Stand up for yourself or stay the fuck off. :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Or he could just delete the thread - oh wait he already did that. Seldon, you and Max are soulmates - you just don't know it yet.

DaveTV
09-27-2004, 08:58 PM
I do so love this thread.

When I was seventeen, I was snowboarding on a Burton Safari or a Sims Kidwell - skiing PR's is such a huge, monumental leap from that gaperdom (thought I was so steezed out at the time) I can't believe it :rolleyes:

This thread might now hold the record for most rolleyes :D
Ol Karl even had the matching bag..http://www.arcticchat.com/forums/html/emoticons/rocker.gif
http://i23.ebayimg.com/01/i/02/85/08/0a_3.JPG
http://i2.ebayimg.com/03/i/02/67/9d/80_1_b.JPG

seldon
09-27-2004, 09:04 PM
Or he could just delete the thread - oh wait he already did that. Seldon, you and Max are soulmates - you just don't know it yet.

Except I haven't changed a decision I've made based on shit I've gotten. If I decided to buy Bros now then Max and I would be soulmates. w/e. :rolleyes:

But I will admit I've got that mad delete key steeze. Full TR for my steeze coming soon.

Karl Stall
09-27-2004, 09:05 PM
Ol Karl even had the matching bag..http://www.arcticchat.com/forums/html/emoticons/rocker.gif
http://i23.ebayimg.com/01/i/02/85/08/0a_3.JPG

That thing was a sweet, fucking ride - seeing it is getting me all misty. Dude, I DID have a sweet Nevica one-piece --- oh, the humanity :cool:

CantDog
09-27-2004, 09:05 PM
I want to see a picture of Nightpanda's sister.

Blurred
09-27-2004, 09:08 PM
Max is just another one of Blurreds alias's.


Ok you guys, this has just been wayyyy to much after the last few months. I can't do this alias anymore....It's too much work. I'll be putting the PR's back on ebay cuz they're pieces of shit, and I'm retiring my Max alias....it's been fun, thanks for playing, hope you enjoyed!

(btw- that pic with me and "Max" was actually just some kid we met in the parking lot.....muhahahahaha!!! Suckers!!!)

Ski Beaver
09-27-2004, 09:13 PM
But I will admit I've got that mad delete key steeze. Full TR for my steeze coming soon.

http://www.biglines.com/photos/blpic27730.jpg

Crinkle
09-27-2004, 09:15 PM
Ok you guys, this has just been wayyyy to much after the last few months. I can't do this alias anymore....It's too much work. I'll be putting the PR's back on ebay cuz they're pieces of shit, and I'm retiring my Max alias....it's been fun, thanks for playing, hope you enjoyed!

(btw- that pic with me and "Max" was actually just some kid we met in the parking lot.....muhahahahaha!!! Suckers!!!)

Blurred's been forgetting to take his med again. :rolleyes:

seldon
09-27-2004, 09:18 PM
ski beaver-
http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/y4545.gif

DaveTV
09-27-2004, 09:24 PM
Blurred's been forgetting to take his med again. :rolleyes:
Medication Time.. (http://www.wavcentral.com/sounds/movies/one_flew/cnmeds.mp3)

nightpanda
09-27-2004, 09:31 PM
I want to see a picture of Nightpanda's sister.
she's only 6 years old!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Blurred
09-27-2004, 09:33 PM
I just got a phone call from a maggot who was pissed I led him on for so long with my Max alias....
Here it is- (NSFW)

http://brawl-hall.com/pages/images/flash/index2.html

Castro's
09-27-2004, 09:42 PM
Have I been missing something, I THOUGHT THAT phUnk WAS MAX!!!!???? WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE???????????!!!!!!!






















;) :D ;) :D ;) :D

phUnk
09-27-2004, 10:16 PM
I've created a monster.

FNG
09-27-2004, 10:18 PM
Max is John Kerry's alias. Never gonna live down the flip-flopping.

CantDog
09-27-2004, 10:21 PM
she's only 6 years old!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Hows that saying go? If there isnt grass on the field....

Max Gosey
09-27-2004, 10:24 PM
Heh. John Kerry. That's pretty good.

I retired the skis from ebay out of principle. After what KD said to me, I couldn't go on with it.

I could have made a shitload of money off of those probably and almost definitely would have been able to afford two pairs. But I'm realizing that those two pairs would be just "skis", not Pow-mag KD "you won the contest, Max good job" skis. They would function but, just as someone said in here, I would never forgive myself for selling off my first pair.

There is no respect left on here for me, and that's my fault. So I'm gonna lay low for a while. See you guys in a month or so... I apologize for my idiocy, but I hope that I have brought some humor to you guys through ridicule. Enjoy my absence while it lasts. :D

FNG
09-27-2004, 10:28 PM
Heh. John Kerry. That's pretty good.

I retired the skis from ebay out of principle. After what KD said to me, I couldn't go on with it.

I could have made a shitload of money off of those probably and almost definitely would have been able to afford two pairs. But I'm realizing that those two pairs would be just "skis", not Pow-mag KD "you won the contest, Max good job" skis. They would function but, just as someone said in here, I would never forgive myself for selling off my first pair.

There is no respect left on here for me, and that's my fault. So I'm gonna lay low for a while. See you guys in a month or so... I apologize for my idiocy, but I hope that I have brought some humor to you guys through ridicule. Enjoy my absence while it lasts. :D


Hear hear.

crashnburn'd
09-27-2004, 10:32 PM
she's only 6 years old!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

It's okay... Cant Dog is only 7.

















And by okay, I mean not. By 7, I mean he's one sick bastard.

Blurred
09-27-2004, 10:33 PM
I'm going to try and stop posting for a while.....talk to you in a few minutes.

I think you made the right choice Max, how's $300 sound?

seldon
09-27-2004, 10:49 PM
Here here.

Is it just me, or is the expression "hear hear."
meh :confused:

FNG
09-27-2004, 10:50 PM
that's what I said.

seldon
09-27-2004, 10:52 PM
Apparently your mad editing steeze trumps my mad delete-key steeze. :p

FNG
09-27-2004, 10:55 PM
the student has become the teacher.

warthog
09-27-2004, 11:04 PM
If this kid really exists, I propose a dirty south dual. Old vs young, Florida vs Louisianna. Top of the tram to base- winner take all. Or better yet, a pond skimming contest(if there is an unfrozen drop of water, I will be pissed).
Costumes (not the chicken outfit-out of principle) optional- Warren Miller style.

If the kid is really Blurred, same bet- name the stakes.

Just so I have something to look forward to.

Max- Did you put a carb on that snorkel yet? If so- bring it.

Blurred
09-27-2004, 11:07 PM
[QUOTE=warthog]

If the kid is really Blurred, same bet- name the stakes.
[QUOTE]
Think you could pony up, say.....25 grand before this winter? I'm down, bring it....seriously.

JR
09-27-2004, 11:31 PM
Please let it start snowing.

warthog
09-27-2004, 11:35 PM
My favourite candy bar- I'll do it. I will want to see said candy before the race, not that I don't trust you- but...

Superstar Punani
09-28-2004, 12:14 AM
There is no respect left on here for me, and that's my fault. So I'm gonna lay low for a while.

So when was there any respect for you in the first place?

seldon
09-28-2004, 12:29 AM
So when was there any respect for you in the first place?

Oh snap! (not that there was/is any respect for me either ;))

Blurred
09-28-2004, 12:33 AM
My favourite candy bar- I'll do it. I will want to see said candy before the race, not that I don't trust you- but...

Do yourself a favor and hand it over right now, Gator boy.

TJ.Brk
09-28-2004, 12:39 AM
OK I'll save the day. TJ is posting in this thread. It' most surely will die now.

BakerBoy
09-28-2004, 12:39 AM
Gone.


What? I can't quite make out what your signature says...

TJ.Brk
09-28-2004, 12:42 AM
OK I'll save the day. TJ is posting in this thread. It' most surely will die now.


Take II.

Friggen board makes you have 10 charactors in your message. So much for my spelling curve :rolleyes:

iceman
09-28-2004, 09:04 AM
The amazing thing about this thread -and this board- is that it's entirely possible that Max doesn't exist at all. I mean, phUnk and Brett would be capable of carrying this off. Hell, I could probably even do it.

basom
09-28-2004, 09:09 AM
The amazing thing about this thread -and this board- is that it's entirely possible that Max doesn't exist at all. I mean, phUnk and Brett would be capable of carrying this off. Hell, I could probably even do it.


http://tom.wiley.com.au/Gallery/gallery/animated_gifs/ninja_removing.gif

The AD
09-28-2004, 09:38 AM
The amazing thing about this thread -and this board- is that it's entirely possible that Max doesn't exist at all. I mean, phUnk and Brett would be capable of carrying this off. Hell, I could probably even do it.

If someone has carried this stunt along this long they are either a true master, or they deserve to be in a straitjacket--it's a fine line.

I guess we'll only know for sure if Max shows up at the JH summit!

FNG
09-28-2004, 10:08 AM
So that would mean we'd have a ski buying troll/alias (wanghoeboynutsface or whatever his name was) and a ski winning troll/alias. What a twisted web we weave.

basom
09-28-2004, 10:15 AM
So that would mean we'd have a ski buying troll/alias (wanghoeboynutsface or whatever his name was) and a ski winning troll/alias. What a twisted web we weave.


wanghoeboynutsface bought demo binding from me. the check was real. i was sort of amazed.

iceman
09-28-2004, 10:18 AM
Well, maybe it's wanghoeboynutsface who's behind this whole vast conspiracy, didja think of that, smart guy?

warthog
09-28-2004, 10:19 AM
The one factor you are overlooking...

How would they get the skis mailed to Louisianna? Relative living in LA? That is the only way it would work.

I think KD would have blown the whistle a long time ago if Max had asked him to send the skis elsewhere.

I think he is real. Poor kid, the summit should be interesting.

Tippster
09-28-2004, 10:19 AM
I can't believe I read the whole thing. Every stinkin' word.

A-wreck
09-28-2004, 10:22 AM
just wasn't max's day

basom
09-28-2004, 10:23 AM
Well, maybe it's wanghoeboynutsface who's behind this whole vast conspiracy, didja think of that, smart guy?


God damn it. i am so stupid.




The one factor you are overlooking...

How would they get the skis mailed to Louisianna? Relative living in LA? That is the only way it would work.

I think KD would have blown the whistle a long time ago if Max had asked him to send the skis elsewhere.

I think he is real. Poor kid, the summit should be interesting.

http://forum.powdermag.com/photopost/data/505/2361drought_victims.jpg

non grata
09-28-2004, 10:23 AM
just helping to get this to page 5.

iceman
09-28-2004, 10:28 AM
The one factor you are overlooking...

How would they get the skis mailed to Louisianna? Relative living in LA? That is the only way it would work.


He could have had them shipped to Chris23 and then had them forwarded.

Keoni
09-28-2004, 10:30 AM
This thread reminds me of my scrotum tuck surgery

vinzclortho
09-28-2004, 10:36 AM
He could have had them shipped to Chris23 and then had them forwarded.


but..mailboxes at dentist school are traditionally very small. the PR's prolly wouldn't fit.


LONG LIVE THE STUPIDEST THREAD EVER!!!!! this is great.

Buzzworthy
09-28-2004, 10:43 AM
The one factor you are overlooking...

How would they get the skis mailed to Louisianna? Relative living in LA? That is the only way it would work.

I think KD would have blown the whistle a long time ago if Max had asked him to send the skis elsewhere.

I think he is real. Poor kid, the summit should be interesting.

Ok, Max may have done some stupid things and posted about it. We all have done that.

Max IS real. We can stop debating on that one.

I recieved a Freeskier Mag from him, addressed to "Buzzworthy real name" and the address and return address written my Max, as the handwriting looked to be from a teenager.

I opened the padded envelope he sent the mag in (from his own money) and there was a Freeskier with the plastic wrap still on. The address of the recipient of this mag does indeed reside in Lousiana and yes the last name is Gosey.

When Max put up a thread about having a double subscription and he was willing to send it to another maggot, I asked him about it. Turns out that I was the one he selected to send it too (he said it may help me thru those hard nights with the baby, very nice of him).

Max has good intentions. He will grow. He will learn from his mistakes. Just like many of us. He is eager, anxious and wants to contribute. He just needs a bit more guiding.

phUnk
09-28-2004, 10:50 AM
By my calculations, we need approximately 172 more people telling Max what he should do with the skis, and about 58 more people stating the painfully obvious.

At that point, if my equations are correct, we will have THE BEST THREAD EVER.

In summary: I hate you. I hate you all.

iceman
09-28-2004, 10:50 AM
I have been hynotized

Didja know that you can't just reply with a quote anymore? Well, you can't, which is why I'm writing this stuff.

The Suit
09-28-2004, 10:57 AM
II figured that if I (a fucking gaper) didn't have use for them, then why the hell would some haxor maggot want them? WTF does "haxor" mean?

tuffy109
09-28-2004, 10:59 AM
and about 58 more people stating the painfully obvious.



you're a dork.

57

basom
09-28-2004, 11:06 AM
WTF does "haxor" mean?

ha1 also hah ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hä)
interj.
Used to express surprise, wonder, triumph, puzzlement, or pique.

XOR ( P ) Pronunciation Key (ksôr)
n.
A logical operator that returns a true value if one, but not both, of its operands is true. Also called exclusive OR.


thats the best i could come up with.

a triumphant logical operator.

iceman
09-28-2004, 11:10 AM
you're a dork.

57

Tuffy and Basom are funny.

56

Tippster
09-28-2004, 11:18 AM
repetitively banging your head against a brick wall will cause lasting damage over time...

55

AntiSoCalSkier
09-28-2004, 11:46 AM
Max, you shouldn't sell those skis ;)

Castro's
09-28-2004, 11:49 AM
By my calculations, we need approximately 172 more people telling Max what he should do with the skis, and about 58 more people stating the painfully obvious.

At that point, if my equations are correct, we will have THE BEST THREAD EVER.

In summary: I hate you. I hate you all.

God I feel sorry for this dead horse, ahh what the hell, lets beat the poor thing some more.

Max, I think you should have gone through with selling the skis on ebay. Seriously, its not like you won an engraved trophy, you won a pair of skis. Do you think that every person who has won a car doesn't sell the thing because its a trophy? Get real. Sell the mofo's, make some cash, and get some big stiff burly skis that you won't overpower so damn easily like the Bro's or the Stockli SS's. The B3 is no good for you. The kind of abuse you'll lay on them at the summit alone with cause them to fall apart. Better yet, I bet you can get a great deal on some Stockli Astroid 201's. They're a few years old now so you could probably buy three pairs of them with the profit you'll make off the PR's. Why do you need three pairs of them you may ask? Well, even though they are some burly sticks, you never know when a ski might snap in half after you repeatedly drop into Corbet's at the summit.

(although I previously responded to this thread, I don't think I actuallly told Max what to do the with skis) :D :D :D 171 to go.

gramps
09-28-2004, 11:58 AM
Yeah, he should probably keep the skis (170)
Max is a good kid, he's just an overthinks things, and the fact that all he thinks about is skiing makes for some awkward situations. That, and he hasn't quite learned the art of when NOT to say something. ;) (54)

Edit- I agree. Max definitely needs some 200+ Stocklis. :D

cololi
09-28-2004, 12:00 PM
I just felt like I should post in here because everyone else has.

ole2planker
09-28-2004, 12:02 PM
Paraphrasing Richard Milhouse Nixon, I could post here, but that'd be wrong.

EPSkis
09-28-2004, 12:07 PM
Who'd have thought that our new Service Manager would turn out to be a gorgeous blonde?

Today doesn't suck. :D

Buzzworthy
09-28-2004, 12:37 PM
Didja know that you can't just reply with a quote anymore? Well, you can't, which is why I'm writing this stuff.

Ice, too many things match up.


I would love to be proved wrong, that this aint Max. This would be an all time record for an alias and the actions involved if this in not indeed Max.


And no, I have not been to the "hynotizist".

zion zig zag
09-28-2004, 01:05 PM
I know for a fact the kid ain't real. Because i've met the *not* him. Oh, and Max, you should keep the skis.

teledave
09-28-2004, 01:11 PM
"Whoever said skiing on fat skis is like having sex with a fat chick, has obviously never had sex with a fat chick." -Jack Handy

Well I think Max should go have sex with a fat chick so that he will know whether or not he needs to be skiing on fat skis. Pics are NOT encouraged however.

grrrr
09-28-2004, 01:18 PM
Yes, but then he would have to change his name to "bigmax4hottiies".

teledave
09-28-2004, 01:19 PM
Yes, but then he would have to change his name to "bigmax4hottiies".
No, it would need to be "max4bighotties"

seldon
09-28-2004, 01:35 PM
No, it would need to be "max4bighotties"

Two drops!

and ten characters

dipstik
09-28-2004, 01:36 PM
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10564/normal_a%20sock%20my%20friends%20found%20on%20my%2 0road.jpg

crashnburn'd
09-28-2004, 01:39 PM
so you shat outside and then wiped your ass with a really large sock... No one cares :rolleyes:

dipstik
09-28-2004, 01:50 PM
so you shat outside and then wiped your ass with a really large sock... No one cares :rolleyes:


Actually, I took the shit inside.

Castro's
09-28-2004, 02:09 PM
Well I think Max should go have sex with a fat chick so that he will know whether or not he needs to be skiing on fat skis. Pics are NOT encouraged however.


And to think I almost changed my sig about two days ago.

CantDog
09-28-2004, 02:44 PM
so you shat outside and then wiped your ass with a really large sock... No one cares :rolleyes:


Is that any worse than shatting outside and wiping your ass with a shirt? :D

crashnburn'd
09-28-2004, 02:48 PM
I never said it was a bad thing. Two things though:

1. The blacktop appears to indicate it happening in a public place
2. No pictures of the shirt were taken

CantDog
09-28-2004, 03:07 PM
I never said it was a bad thing. Two things though:

1. The blacktop appears to indicate it happening in a public place
2. No pictures of the shirt were taken

See, I saw that sock and just thought he had run through the mud.

And after all that effort, we still had to walk down.

El Chupacabra
09-28-2004, 03:11 PM
Max- you should give the skis to me. Easy come, easy go. You don't need them. There's no powder in Louisiana. (Powdered sugar doesn't count.) (Powdered cocaine doesn't count.) It snows where I live. (Frozen water not cocaine.) I will ski the skis. I'll even pay shipping charges. And I won't tell anyone at Powder Magazine that you gave the skis to me. It'll all be OK in the end. Just hand them over. Gently now - don't scratch them. That's it. Good.

Also, I'll contribute to the 201cm Stockli's you need. I'll get you a whole lot of skis. Some Olin, Pre, RD, Blizzards... you name it, you got it. I'll even get you some Geze bindings (those are rare now) to go with your new skis.

C'mon... ship me the skis. You know you'll feel better about it if you do. Don't sell them. Don't give them to anyone else. Just hand them over.

Thanks Max. I knew you could do it.

FNG
09-28-2004, 03:25 PM
At this point, the skis don't even matter anymore. This thread is fuckin' funny.

crashnburn'd
09-28-2004, 03:28 PM
And after all that effort, we still had to walk down.

The worst part of the day was when I cleaned out my pack and found a whole package of cleanex (sp?)....

Karl Stall
09-28-2004, 03:31 PM
Shit, Max, come to think of it, I could give you a pair of hardly touched Rossignol XX's, which would be the perfect compliment to your park set-up.

Where would my week be without this thread?

Viva
09-28-2004, 03:57 PM
Is that any worse than shatting outside and wiping your ass with a shirt? :D

I did that once.

Summer of 91, the day after the El Dorado 50 miler in the Sierras (Cody Meadows, a few miles south of Hwy 50, near Strawberry). I wanted to do a quick run before driving back to Los Angeles and took only a couple bottles of water with me. I didn't think to bring TP since I had already taken a dump earlier that morning. I guess I must have eaten a lot after the race because, maybe, 30 minutes into the run, I had to unload bigtime. No way I was going to hold this one in, especially as I knew I had about another hour to run. At least I was wearing a tee shirt. Normally on such a sunny day, I would have gone without.

No, I didn't put the shirt back on.

basom
09-28-2004, 03:59 PM
No, I didn't put the shirt back on.


but did you pack it out??

yuck.

river stones, thats the goods.

Viva
09-28-2004, 04:02 PM
Yeah, I was able to roll it up "insideout" and carry it out.

Keoni
09-28-2004, 04:03 PM
This thread has gone to

















shit

basom
09-28-2004, 04:03 PM
i repeat, yuck.

Castro's
09-28-2004, 06:31 PM
Next story on the tuckermax.com website:

tucker MAX (minus the tucker) visits the Teton Gravity Research message boards, hilarity ensues

crashnburn'd
09-28-2004, 07:19 PM
See Cant... It's not like that hasn't happened before. At least I didn't pack it up and bring it back. That would have just been plain gross.

bigmax4hotties
09-28-2004, 09:30 PM
You brought it back? ewwwww

AltaPowderDaze
09-28-2004, 10:24 PM
it was only a matter of time. i'm suprised it took this long for someone to adopt a new alias.

kchri
09-28-2004, 10:42 PM
$350???????

tonghands
09-28-2004, 11:04 PM
Should I sell 'em, huh Spike? Huh?

phUnk
09-28-2004, 11:05 PM
i'm suprised it took this long for someone to adopt a new alias.And they're wasting it by being completely predictable. Sad.

Samwich
09-28-2004, 11:15 PM
You're gonna love the skis, Max. I skied some 175 PRs for 2 years. Now, they're absolutely trashed... but they lasted me a winter and a summer of abuse, and then they were fucked. And then I skied them another winter, and another summer, and now they're dangerous. But the point is, I had a great time on them. Sort of. Hey, maybe they made them better now...

Seriously though... I landed a lot of 'firsts' on those skis, and they took me to the next level. They are a really forgiving ski. You'll like them. Just remember: keep your feet apart. It's tempting to keep your feet together and swivel at the hips, but don't do it. It looks stupid.

verbier61
09-29-2004, 08:27 AM
And they're wasting it by being completely predictable. Sad.
this might be less predictable: Max's OK with math (or at least he was quite good in 98-99) :D
congratulations, Max.
http://www.mathleague.com/reports/1998_99/grade678/AL_6.HTM

two_planks
09-29-2004, 08:49 AM
It's tempting to keep your feet together and swivel at the hips, but don't do it. It looks stupid.

The most important advice to come out of this thread.

damn it I wasn't going to post in this thread

365wp
09-29-2004, 09:40 AM
aaaaaaaaaa

iceman
09-29-2004, 09:55 AM
invisible ink!

Hicks
09-29-2004, 10:06 AM
Well guys ;) ,

Everyone wasting his bosses time by posting in this thread is lucky not working for an asshole like myself, doing the Donald Trump's thing to you by saying 'You're fired' !

gincognito
09-29-2004, 10:08 AM
Well aren't you guys so clever. Let's see, who can I make fun of who's dumb enough to read this thread and not figure this colour thang out...I know!

Basom: He smells funny and skis like my arthritic grandmother. He will feel shame when next we ski together and I leave him scrambling for his exploded gear. Ha ha ha! Now let's all watch him continue his march to the highest post-per-day count, thereby indicating that he has less of a life than AKPM.

Sick and ashamed and happy (but mostly ashamed),
d.

AltaPowderDaze
09-29-2004, 10:12 AM
Well guys ;) ,

Everyone wasting his bosses time by posting in this thread is lucky not working for an asshole like myself, doing the Donald Trump's thing to you by saying 'You're fired' !

you saying you got fired or would if you got caught?

iceman
09-29-2004, 10:15 AM
hahaha, close but no cigar, base

edit: fine, delete your post, but I saw it.

basom
09-29-2004, 10:18 AM
hahaha, close but no cigar, base

edit: fine, delete your post, but I saw it.


i suck at the internet. wtf did you get this color?

basom
09-29-2004, 10:19 AM
Well aren't you guys so clever. Let's see, who can I make fun of who's dumb enough to read this thread and not figure this colour thang out...I know!

Basom: He smells funny and skis like my arthritic grandmother. He will feel shame when next we ski together and I leave him scrambling for his exploded gear. Ha ha ha! Now let's all watch him continue his march to the highest post-per-day count, thereby indicating that he has less of a life than AKPM.

Sick and ashamed and happy (but mostly ashamed),
d.

fuck you smarty pants!

iceman
09-29-2004, 10:23 AM
]i suck at the internet. wtf did you get this color?

365wp came up with it somehow, I just quoted him.

trainnvain
09-29-2004, 10:42 AM
The real question is, can ya see this with night vision?

Hicks
09-29-2004, 10:59 AM
you saying you got fired or would if you got caught?

You are definitely the first I'd tell to hit the road! ;)

Keoni
09-29-2004, 11:06 AM
.................................................. ..........................................

basom
09-29-2004, 11:13 AM
IMPACT!!!!! Basom, I'm taunting you


dont suffer like the rest of them keoni. you can step it up, you can save yourself. do i need to post the drought victim photo again? pleas no.

Keoni
09-29-2004, 11:16 AM
dont suffer like the rest of them keoni. you can step it up, you can save yourself. do i need to post the drought victim photo again? pleas no.

My bad.........

Alkasquawlik
09-29-2004, 02:29 PM
In order to bring the up excitement level of an Oakland A's baseball game me and my buddies embarked in an ever so entertaining and dangerous fart contest. Back and forth we would go letting out juicy barbbles, gastric cleaners and windy stinky bombs. After about 4 pushes in, my methane build up was quickly depleating. But in the sake of keeping the game alive I went for the oh so dangerous gut-cleansing-big-final-push. With a clench of my ass and a push from my stomach out came the juciest of barbbles yet. Everyone laughed to tears, "holy fuck that was a wet one," they informed me. Oh I knew, I knew very well that that was a VERY wet one. But i couldn't get up and run to the bathroom yet. They'd know I shat myself in the 6th inning at the A's game. So I had to sit there, sit there with a good helping of wet shit filled to the brim in my tighty whiteys. (I was 10 and used to wear them.) I think I sat there for a good inning and a half. These were my school mates and I went to a very small catholic school. If they were to find out I would forever be know as Cody "The kid you shit himself at the A's game" Townsend. I finally when the time was right, excused myself to the bathroom. You know, walking up 40 to 50 stairs with your underwear full of shit is hard. Trying to walk semi-normally while not letting the wet load drop into your jeans is tough. But I made it, flushed by underwear down the toliet, throughly cleaned myself and commandoed it the rest of the game. I escaped without anyone ever knowing.

crashnburn'd
09-29-2004, 02:50 PM
I escaped without anyone ever knowing.

Until now Mister Poopy Pants

I hope your reading this Cant. This is much worse than my shirt incident, of course I wasn't 10, but...

CantDog
09-29-2004, 04:03 PM
There is no shame in shitting your pants. Come to think of it, I'm shitting my pants right now! I'm so glad I'm wearing oops I crapped my pants!


unfortunately there isnt a COLOR=Poop

Castro's
09-29-2004, 05:44 PM
There is no shame in shitting your pants. Come to think of it, I'm shitting my pants right now! I'm so glad I'm wearing oops I crapped my pants!

This is fucking wonderful! Two Drops! :D

Max Gosey
12-11-2005, 02:42 PM
Bump because this thread made it into the hall of fame (that fact is about as funny as the thread itself) and because I can look back on the days when I took this place super seriously and can grin.

Those were the days.

(Also because I've been very satisfied with the PR's. Very fun skis.)

skifishbum
10-09-2015, 09:06 AM
In order to bring the up excitement level of an Oakland A's baseball game me and my buddies embarked in an ever so entertaining and dangerous fart contest. Back and forth we would go letting out juicy barbbles, gastric cleaners and windy stinky bombs. After about 4 pushes in, my methane build up was quickly depleating. But in the sake of keeping the game alive I went for the oh so dangerous gut-cleansing-big-final-push. With a clench of my ass and a push from my stomach out came the juciest of barbbles yet. Everyone laughed to tears, "holy fuck that was a wet one," they informed me. Oh I knew, I knew very well that that was a VERY wet one. But i couldn't get up and run to the bathroom yet. They'd know I shat myself in the 6th inning at the A's game. So I had to sit there, sit there with a good helping of wet shit filled to the brim in my tighty whiteys. (I was 10 and used to wear them.) I think I sat there for a good inning and a half. These were my school mates and I went to a very small catholic school. If they were to find out I would forever be know as Cody "The kid you shit himself at the A's game" Townsend. I finally when the time was right, excused myself to the bathroom. You know, walking up 40 to 50 stairs with your underwear full of shit is hard. Trying to walk semi-normally while not letting the wet load drop into your jeans is tough. But I made it, flushed by underwear down the toliet, throughly cleaned myself and commandoed it the rest of the game. I escaped without anyone ever knowing.
maxi pads ya know i know a maggot who climbs with phUnk
and i'm pretty sure if he ask him to go back and delete classic tgr shizz like the above for the sake of your medical career
what the answers gonna be:nonono2:

i'd change my name to ethan cool or become a proctologist pediatrician and hope to assist the youth of today by showing them why youthful cranial anal insertion can have long term effects later in life

My Pet Powder Goat
10-09-2015, 10:03 AM
Why would you use your real name if you were aspiring to be a career professional?

Typical Doctor.... Book Smart, but lacking common sense

skifishbum
10-09-2015, 10:21 AM
i don't see how a hof thread is gonna just git knuked and beheaded
but tells ya what i can do
for 2 pair mint unmounted of pocket rockets i'll legally change my name to max gosey
and then you can truthfully tell them it was the other clueless dimwit magggot who thought using his real name on an unmoderated forum of nutjobs was a good career move

PNWbrit
10-09-2015, 11:31 AM
Are these skis still available?

flatlander#2
10-09-2015, 06:00 PM
Sound advice really.

irul&ublo
04-25-2016, 10:17 PM
I met phUnk once. GT40 introduced us. He's much taller in real life

The AD
04-26-2016, 02:51 PM
Everyone wasting his bosses time by posting in this thread is lucky not working for an asshole like myself, doing the Donald Trump's thing to you by saying 'You're fired' !

Wow, The Apprentice is 12 years old?