Who here HATES to be last to post on a thread?

[Poyeboy]

Do you obsessively check the board in hopes that someone else has removed your name as the last poster on the wall of shame known as page 1?

Be honest....fucks me up attention whore that I am. I actually have 14 aliases that can bail me out if need be so no one gets suspicious.


Who here leads the league in thread killing posts?

[glademaster]

I have to be up there big time for some reason. Hell, I'll prolly kill this thread.

[JMO]

Originally posted by glademaster
Hell, I'll prolly kill this thread.

That's my job.

[Schmear]

No, mine.

Please, no one else post...

[JMO]

You wanna go, sucka?;)

[trainnvain]

Did someone call for me?

[JMO]

What's even worse is when your post (http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=10497&highlight=Washington) gets 60 views and 0 replies.

[teledave]

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa!
I am the designated thread killer around these here parts, and this place ain't big enough for the rest of you.
Now, Git!

[MtnX191]

The End.

[watersnowdirt]

this is fun.

[Schmear]

Hmm hmmm hmmm

[MtnX191]

p.s.

"The End," the sequel

[Obstruction]

Is it to late to be the kiss of death?

[trainnvain]

Nope. Too early.

[CaddyDaddy77]

my x on it.

[train07]

"the sound of crickets chirping"(i like that one, trainnvain).......is what i mostly hear

[snowsprite]

I like to take my time before I pounce.

Sprite

[trainnvain]

Originally posted by train07
"the sound of crickets chirping"(i like that one, trainnvain).......is what i mostly hear

Lifted that one from phUnk. Me=petty wit thief.

Woohoo! Back on top! ...or bottom,....last?...awww, fuggedit.

[seldon]

thats my role. ive killed threads you didn't even know existed. do not trifle with my threads, for they are dead.

[PaSucks]

Now this thread can rest in peace.

[Viva]

This thread has passed on!
This thread is no more, it has ceased to be!
It’s expired and gone to meet its maker!
It’s a stiff! Bereft of life, it rests in peace!
Its metabolic processes are now history!
It’s kicked the bucket, it’s shuffled off its mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-THREAD!!

[Dexter Rutecki]

Good night!

[JMO]

Well, I'm glad we finally got to the end of this one.

[Schmear]

Think so, sucka?

[Obstruction]

Schmear you loser you killed another .... wait ... oh never mind...

[Snow Dog]

I like having the last word.

[interloper]

I enjoy killing a thread. It's like being shunned by the whole community.

[InspectorGadget]

Originally posted by Poyeboy
Who here leads the league in thread killing posts?

I hate to admit it, but I am the official killer of threads.

[Showtime06]

I win!

[seldon]

I'll keep trying till it dies.

Per Monty Python
"What're you gunna do, BLEED on me?"
"Get back here you worthless coward I'll BITE your head off"

etc...

[Aldo]

If this were actually a thread, I'd still be thinking of my response right now. Then at the exact moment it was about to cascade down the pages I'd jump in and ride it to right to page 5... Go ahead, check. I am a contender.


edit, if anyone got this far...

[laseranimal]

yeah this thread is going in my archive and then three months later when everyones forgotten it I'll bump it and get the last word

[Castro's]

I did a search and found out that I've killed 17 threads, four or five were nonsense threads so they don't count for a grand total of 12 or 13 threads killed. This thread intrigued me since I have all but stopped posting since I always seem to kill a thread.

[AntiSoCalSkier]

This is going to end up being one of those threads that never leaves the front page, isn't it.

[Arnold Babar]

Now that I have posted. The thread is dead. "...And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor/ Shall be lifted--nevermore!"

[Poyeboy]

Originally posted by Castro's
I did a search and found out that I've killed 17 threads, four or five were nonsense threads so they don't count for a grand total of 12 or 13 threads killed. This thread intrigued me since I have all but stopped posting since I always seem to kill a thread.

lol..awesome use of the seach feature!!:D

[snowsprite]

Castro's, I really hate to have to be the one to tell you this...but you smell dude.

Sprite

[Viva]

Originally posted by Castro's
I did a search and found out that I've killed 17 threads..

How'd ya do that? Did you type in: "Castro, stoke killed"?

[Poyeboy]

Originally posted by snowsprite
Castro's, I really hate to have to be the one to tell you this...but you smell dude.

Sprite

well my little stink bug, a quick search finds 3 fatalities by you on page 6 and 4 on page 13 alone...that's 10 on just two pages for those of you that didn't score too well on the IQ TEST.

Edit: Sorry, I forgot to log out and log back on as Castro's.

[Obstruction]

Not me unh unh I don't mind puttin' out of their misery. When their times come their times come. Take 'em out behind the barn and give 'em minute t' make their peace and let 'em have it. Matter of fact I'm puttin a couple down while we chit chat here.

Kinda hard to tell little Timmy tho. Little feller takes it to heart.

Well gotta go ...

C'mere fluffy this won't hurt a bit.

[snowsprite]

Originally posted by Poyeboy
well my little stink bug, a quick search finds 3 fatalities by you on page 6 and 4 on page 13 alone...that's 10 on just two pages for those of you that didn't score too well on the IQ TEST.

Edit: Sorry, I forgot to log out and log back on as Castro's.

Oooh...did I touch a nerve there 'lil buddy? I guess you didn't see the winky. :p

Now stop looking at my posts, it makes me feel dirty!

Sprite

[Castro's]

Originally posted by Poyeboy
well my little stink bug, a quick search finds 3 fatalities by you on page 6 and 4 on page 13 alone...that's 10 on just two pages for those of you that didn't score too well on the IQ TEST.

Edit: Sorry, I forgot to log out and log back on as Castro's.

Lol, you are claiming to be me. You must be envious of my thread killing capabilities Poyeboy. :D

Edit: Thanks for sticking up for me though :D

[train07]

Three times on front page. yeaaah baby.......

[Obstruction]

Interesting use of the Sunday morning gambit. Hope it works out for you.

[iceman]

Originally posted by Obstruction
I almost got away with it.

[MacDaddy]

I shaved my legs ran a 5K in 21 minutes and dropped 2 percocet with 5 vodka tonics I will kill the post................


when are you moving her??? I mean here?? ;)

[Obstruction]

Originally posted by MacDaddy
I shaved my legs ran a 5K in 21 minutes and dropped 2 percocet with 5 vodka tonics I will kill the post................


when are you moving her??? I mean here?? ;)

I understand about the pecoset. Those razor burns hurt like a MoFo.

[Poyeboy]

Originally posted by MacDaddy
I shaved my legs ran a 5K in 21 minutes and dropped 2 percocet with 5 vodka tonics I will kill the post................


when are you moving her??? I mean here?? ;)



hehe...working on it 24/7...going to meet with a real estate agent in Vermint the first week in June to discuss putting my place up for sale.

[Lostinthetrees]

I think I have the last word more than any other posters (and posers) on this board.

It is embarrassing me and I have not been posting as often as I did a month ago. Being the last poster make me feel like I got a communicable disease. No one wants to touch it!

Another thing... Ripzalot has many photos of me falling down in the pow. Due to my age I am unable to get back up quickly. He snaps a few and has been holding the threat of posting them here if I don't agree with his opinions or back him up on his snow depth reports. He tends to exagerate the cm's he is surfing. So I have been keeping my head low. I think he is on vacation this week and I may be safe to post.

Honestly, as the last poster on so many threads...

Am I saying something really true and deep and putting the baby to rest?

Or, I am jonging up a good conversation?

LITT

[MacDaddy]

Originally posted by Poyeboy
hehe...working on it 24/7...going to meet with a real estate agent in Vermint the first week in June to discuss putting my place up for sale.


cool cool, good luck!

I am hurtin this day :(

[Sublime]

This thread is amusing.





And oh i am the killer of threads.

[Obstruction]

No, It sucks and I'm gonna kill it now.

[iceman]

Originally posted by Obstruction
No, It sucks and I'm gonna kill it now.

Thanks.

[Castro's]

Originally posted by Lostinthetrees
I think I have the last word more than any other posters (and posers) on this board.

It is embarrassing me and I have not been posting as often as I did a month ago. Being the last poster make me feel like I got a communicable disease. No one wants to touch it!

Another thing... Ripzalot has many photos of me falling down in the pow. Due to my age I am unable to get back up quickly. He snaps a few and has been holding the threat of posting them here if I don't agree with his opinions or back him up on his snow depth reports. He tends to exagerate the cm's he is surfing. So I have been keeping my head low. I think he is on vacation this week and I may be safe to post.

Honestly, as the last poster on so many threads...

Am I saying something really true and deep and putting the baby to rest?

Or, I am jonging up a good conversation?

LITT

WOW, something like 28 killed threads for LostintheTrees. A lot are in Tech Talk though. Does that still count?

[seldon]

I'm not sure if it counts in LITT, but this thread is dead.

[Obstruction]

Originally posted by Castro's
WOW, something like 28 killed threads for LostintheTrees. A lot are in Tech Talk though. Does that still count?

No. Sorry. Nuh uh!

[Sublime]

I am the killer of threads.

[grrrr]

Killer threads?

http://www.pimpdaddy.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/pd-hs-vbb-b-sl-tn.jpg

[Sublime]

Killer threads


http://www.caddigest.com/subjects/autocad/tutorials/select/SCREWS/screwrn.jpg

[CaddyDaddy77]

Sink to the bottom you bastard....
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Sinking+Ships/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://mail.milliondogmarch.org/NAVY/Pearl/Pearlp/Arizona%20sinking.jpg

[seldon]

DIE!
http://homepages.ius.edu/JKITTERM/gratefulthreads1.jpg

[James Carvile]

He who posts last is always right.

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by James Carvile
He who posts last is always right.

Which is why I am posting now!

[teledave]

bump

[Aldo]

I still think I'm a contender.

[Obstruction]

There's no point in trying to kill this one now. You've got to bide your time.

[snowsprite]

Listen, I have nine more years left in this shithole cubicle. So why don't you guys just give up? You know I'm the one who's going to win!
:p
Sprite

[Lostinthetrees]

Shit, this thing resurfaced!!!
I will JONG-in, again. SVP, let me be the 1!

[Woodsy]

do the research doods,''I have killed more threads than levis, too bad the p-mag archives are gone.

i used to chime in & ruin shit over there

[phUnk]

69 heheheheh



-Beavis

[Tippster]

I will now kill this thread the same way I've killed many others: with a pithy remark that falls far short of relevance or interest:

It seems like the good swimmers hit the Downtown YMCA in the morning (7-10am), whereas the afternoon (4-6pm) session is crowded with dog-paddling gapers. Although I like feeling like a rockstar in the afternoons, I truly think the key to losing my gut and being able to hang with the Utards during the next Mini lies in an early humility lesson...

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.
.
.
.
.
QED. :D

[Sublime]

I swear this is just to check my new sig

Guess the song included.

[Lone Star]

the alt.dev.null of tgr threads

[seldon]

stop bumping this thread. this fucking fuck is mine.

[Tical]

Sublime, coolio?

Bye bye thread.

[Obstruction]

I'd kill it now but that would just be to easy. I'm going to let it ponder it's fate a while.

[sea2ski]

This should be renamed the Seinfeld thread because it is now 4 pages about nothing. Since I've been pretty good at killing threads as of late, I will only post once in hopes that this will DIE.

[seldon]

http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary%5Cjpeg230/h2/h2028-pad_thai_noodles-sh.jpg

[Lostinthetrees]

Originally posted by seldon
http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary%5Cjpeg230/h2/h2028-pad_thai_noodles-sh.jpg

mmmmm!
let me guess...pad thai? Shrimp, chicken or pork?

now, just leave it alone and let it sink to the bottom of the cyber-stack.

LITT
aka. LittleInsultsToThreads

[Crinkle]

not it.

[Sublime]

Not it.

[Tippster]

So I'm sittin there on the curb, minding my own business, and this fucker comes up and asks me for a cigarette. What the hell do I look like? PhillipfuckingMorris? I tried to kick him in the ass, but he kept moving away, taunting me with his relative "mobility"... finally I had to sit down, light up, and catch my breath. Bastards, bastards all. I'd kill every one of 'em if I didn't need someone to make me my #4 Xtra Value meal.

Supersized, of course.

[Sublime]

I have this little 6 pound cat running around the computer room meowing bloody murder. I mean it just makes you want to stab your ear drums out it's meow is so awful. I can't take it, one more meow and i'm going to kill this damn cat. I scan the desk like a cold calculated killer, box cutter...no to heavy, pop can....no to messy, box of screws...nah, pencil....perfect. I take aim like a African Aborigine with a perfect flick of the wrist the pencil flies across the room and nails my prey right on the forehead. Minorly stunned it takes haste out of the room only to scowl at me from a distance. I'm left dinnerless but horribly amused, but somewhere I feel guilty and invite the cat onto my lap as it purrs insesitly declaring victory. I have lost to the damn feline again.

[snowsprite]

lol Sublime...sounds like life in the Sprite household! We've got a very vocal one here too. And one who waits until you have to work on the computer to lay on top of the keyboard.
:rolleyes:

Sprite

[gonzo]

sittin in quincy, or was it reveah,
sippin on a bottle of tall neck beah,
not doin anything with my left hand at all,
so i stick it down my pants, and latch on to my balls.

go guido go guido go!
go guido go guido go!

[Obstruction]

Well I guess I can't drive here tonight
I got the feeling that something
ain't right
I'm so scared in case I drive by the Fleet
And I'm wondering how I'll get
down the Cape

Bastids to the left of me
Bazos to the right
Here I am
Stuck on the ahtery with you

[laseranimal]

not it no tag backs

[Schmear]

.

[Sublime]

I want to win this.

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by Sublime
I want to win this.

Not today mofo!

[laseranimal]

its all about me

[gonzo]

not for long it is. go go go!

[Sublime]

Yesterday was my senior prom.


I didn't go.

[Obstruction]

So I was sitting around the office wondering what ever happened to the "Who here HATES to be last to post on a thread?" thread.

Anyone seen it lately?

[Arnold Babar]

There once was a slutty little lass
Whose pussy was like a crevasse
When she met Kevin Dineen
At Tuckerman Ravine
She took one look at his Jhonson and said, I'll pass.:D

This thread is OVER!

[gonzo]

you're right.

[watersnowdirt]

heh.

[Viva]

And now....let's play a game of Count the Stereotypes!


Family Celebrates 15th Child

FAYETTEVILLE, Ark. (1)- Former state legislator Jim Bob (2) Duggar and his wife Michelle are celebrating the birth of their 15th child (3). Both the baby and mother were doing well, although Michelle was feeling some discomfort because the birth was her second by Caesarean section, said Jim Bob's mother, Mary Duggar.
"She's a trooper. She's just all smiles," Mary Duggar said in a telephone interview Monday.

The baby boy, Jackson Levi Duggar, was born at 10:52 a.m. Sunday. He weighed 7 pounds 8 ounces and is 20 inches long.

"She was wanting to do it naturally," Mary Duggar said. But the delivery was by C-section because one of Jackson's shoulders was presenting first.
"I call him Jumping Jack because he would go in a circle," she said.

Home briefly from the hospital later Monday, Jim Bob, 38, sounded a bit tired but happy. He said his wife and new son were doing fine. He said he leaves the decision up to Michelle on whether to have more children.

"I have always left it up to Michelle because she's actually the one that carries them and does all the labor," he said. "But we both love children. Even yesterday, she said she would like to have some more."(4)

Michelle, 37, probably will be in Washington Regional Medical Center for three or four days, said her mother-in-law, who is taking care of the 14 other children.

Michelle, who home schools her children and is helping to build the family's new home in Tontitown from the ground up, started having her babies when she was 21, four years after she and Jim Bob married (5). He is a real estate businessman and a former state representative.

Their children include two sets of twins, and the parents have stuck to the letter "J" for their names.(6) There is Joshua, 16; Jana and John-David, 14; Jill, 13; Jessa, 11; Jinger, 10; Joseph, 9; Josiah, 7; Joy-Anna, 6; Jeremiah and Jedidiah, 5; Jason, 4; James, 2; and Justin, 1.

[Spicoli]

[Larry the Cable Guy]
"Well, that's just gayer than Jim Nabors wit' a wheelbarrow full o' buttholes"
[/LTCG]

Git r Done!

[PaSucks]

About a week ago I stopped in at my buddies apartment. I sat on the couch watching the tube for a few minutes, and then he said "hey you want to drive over to this girls house, I've been talking to her and she wants to meet me. She has friends." Knowing that the possibility of thier being friends was unlikely but not having anything else to do, I agreed to go. As Tobias (named changed to protect the innocent, (OK, he's not innocent)) doesn't have a car, I had to drive.

About twenty minutes later, and just a few minutes from our destination, I ask what this girls name is, figuring it would probably be prudent to know her name before we arrive. "Velvet" was his response. (Her name has not been changed, cause, well, how many chicks do you know named Velvet? And besides she doesn't ski so she'll never be on this site) "Velvet!?!" I stammered. "You mean that skanky whale Jenny is always talking about? Why the hell did you bring me here?" I yelled.

"Fine, if you don't want to stay you can just drop me off and I'll find a ride home later" was all he said to me. Then he called "Velvet's" cell phone to find out which house she was, uhh I mean lived in. About thirty seconds later we pulled onto her street. We drove around a bend and right on the sidewalk, facing us in all of it's glory, was one of the grandest sights I had ever seen! A full grown hippapotumus! But wait, hipo's don't live on urban streets in western PA! That isn't a hippo, it's a womans portly ass!

"Holy shit is that her?" I asked. "Uhm, I think so" came the reply. Barely able to supress my laughter, I ask "do you want me to just keep driving?" With an emphatic "hell yes!" I punched it and continued on past, pretending we were not the car that was coming to see her in the first place. Of course, there was one problem. She was still on the phone with my buddy. Luckily, he had been smart enough to hit the mute button, so she didn't know what we had said.

But now Tobias had to get back on the line and talk his way out of this mess. I only heard half the conversation, but it went something like this:
"No, we aren't in a blue car."

"I would never get in a blue car, I am against blue cars!"

"We're in a red tracker."

click.

Tobias is a complete asshole, and I still feel really bad for that chick, but man was that funny. Before you all start criticising me for hating on big boned women, remember this. None of the guys on here would have stopped either. I like to think I am not one to judge somone on their looks, but there is a fine line between what I will hit and what I won't, and she wen't about 250 pounds past that line. I guess she was past Tobias's line too.





Oh ya, thread is back but now it will die.

[teledave]

huh?

[seldon]

told ya so.

[Lostinthetrees]

gocklica optumi a putin e mocklic scevanitali.

[teledave]

not that easy

[Schmear]

...I know that teledave does. Just helping a bro out.

[teledave]

Why thanks!

[Arnold Babar]

On behalf of everyone here, your welcome.:D

[grrrr]

Originally posted by Arnold Babar
On behalf of everyone here, your welcome.:D

M. L'Elephant, I am so sure you meant "you're welcome"

[Aldo]

I've sent half a dozen threads home since this thread started....

[grrrr]

Yes, but have you sent me any Taylor Ham?

[Lostinthetrees]

To enable or disable Internet Connection Firewall

Open Network Connections
Click the Dial-up, LAN or High-Speed Internet connection that you want to protect, and then, under Network Tasks, click Change settings of this connection.
On the Advanced tab, under Internet Connection Firewall, select one of the following:
To enable Internet Connection Firewall (ICF), select the Protect my computer and network by limiting or preventing access to this computer from the Internet check box.
To disable Internet Connection Firewall, clear the Protect my computer and network by limiting or preventing access to this computer from the Internet check box.

[Schmear]

....I know LITT does. Just helping a bro out.

[Lostinthetrees]

...and the last shall be first and the first shall be last.

Thanks, but no more help! Take your fingers off that mouse, put down that keyboard, and move away slowly with your hands up.

[Aldo]

You didn't get it? Mail fraud?

[PaSucks]

If you have a working t.v. sitting on top of a non-working t.v., you might be a redneck.

If you named your kids after your favorite coon dogs, you might be a redneck.

If you have more appliances on your front portch then in your kitchen, you might be a redneck.

If you find another car everytime you mow the grass, you might be a redneck.

and lastly, if you have ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver, you might be a redneck.

[snowsprite]

Originally posted by PaSucks
If you have a working t.v. sitting on top of a non-working t.v., you might be a redneck.


Hey now...wait just one minute! Next thing you'll be saying is that people who put brightly colored hand towels down as doileys down on top of their dressers are rednecks too.

They're not... are they?

Sprite

[Obstruction]

Not for nothin' but I had this bad boy wearing a dirt blanket for nine days. This thread quakes in fear when it sees me poised over the key board.

[Arnold Babar]

Originally posted by grrrr
M. L'Elephant, I am so sure you meant "you're welcome"

Busted. I suppose I could have been presenting him with his very own welcome, "here is your welcome, sir, on behalf of everyone here, and a Taylor ham as well.";)

Er, maybe not, but the thread is dead.

[CaddyDaddy77]

Du do du doo du do do doooo, dun dun dun dunnnnnnn,

Du do du doo du do do doooo, dun dun dun dunnnnnnn,

Du do du doo du do do doooo, dun dun dun dunnnnnnn,

Na na na nah, nahhhhh, naaaaaaa, naaaaahhhhhhhhh,
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Swan+Lake/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.pbstudios.com/images/Swan_Lake_2.jpg





Du do du doo du do do doooo, dun dun dun dunnnnnnn, n

Du do du doo du do do doooo, dun dun dun dunnnnnnn,

Du do du doo du do do doooo, dun dun dun dunnnnnnn,

Na na na nah, nahhhhh, naaaaaaa, naaaaahhhhhhhhh,
http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Hippos+in+Fantasia/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://members.aol.com/hippopix4/hyacinth.jpg

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by snowsprite
Hey now...wait just one minute! Next thing you'll be saying is that people who put brightly colored hand towels down as doileys down on top of their dressers are rednecks too.

They're not... are they?

Sprite

YES.

[teledave]

Good to know I'm not a redneck, I was worried for a while.

[grrrr]

He was born in Oklahoma,
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
Cause his mother made him what he is.

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker

And it's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.

Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

He's up against the wall Redneck Mother,
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.

[Lostinthetrees]

You not really a red-neck.
You just hate to be the last to post. I'll help out.

[Aldo]

Single!

http://www.starkmountain.org/images/singletower22.jpg

[trainnvain]

Are you people still here? This thread is a month old. There is nothing to see here. Go. Shoo.

Ya don't havta' go home but ya can't stay here.

[teledave]

Things I never did when I was just a kid made me what I today,
Momma used to whup me with a George Jones album,
That's why I sing this wayayayay

[Lostinthetrees]

Originally posted by trainnvain
Are you people still here? This thread is a month old. There is nothing to see here. Go. Shoo.

Ya don't havta' go home but ya can't stay here.

Longest running active thread on the board.

I suggest you put that keyboard down slowly, take you paws off the mouse, get up and put you hands against the wall. Your busted!

[climb2ski]

As you can tell.. I don't post that much. But I think I killed 2 more yesterday.

[Arnold Babar]

Th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th th thaaat's all folks!

[teledave]

Time for some Friday evening tunes,
https://www.tetongravity.com/usergalleries/albums/userpics/10548/normal_julie161.jpg

[grrrr]

What has 40 feet and 80 teeth?






















Front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

[Sublime]

Help me.

[teledave]

Originally posted by Sublime
Help me.

Nope.

Now go out there and win one for the Gipper.

[PaSucks]

Originally posted by Oopsie Daisy
I wish I had opposable big toes.

I do have opposable big toes. If I could find the USB cable for my digi camera, I would show you.

[teledave]

I'm drinking vodka on the rocks after a 2 hr. ride and it tastes sooooo good.

[Lostinthetrees]

Sorry, teledave. You will have 2 do better than that. Keep drinking and put down the keyboard.

thread-buster

[teledave]

Bite Me! I've now switched to beer. Go here (http://tetongravity.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=12574) and give some constructive help to us EC'ers needing cheapo airfare.

I think I'll make me some nachos and another drink, I've got a baseball game to go to tonight.

And don't post again in this thread!

[PaSucks]

Damnit and I really thought I had killed it. You bastards...

[Sublime]

I just bought Morrowind(I am a huge neerddddd) and I need to buy a new video card just to run the damn game. I was thinking about the ATI Radeon 9200 anyone have any other suggestions for a card around 100 bucks?

[PaSucks]

^no, now shut up and let it die.

[Sublime]

Your not going to win this. ;)

[PaSucks]

Fine, but niether are you! HA

[Sublime]

It's not going to be that easy so HA!

[PaSucks]

Your band is done, get over it. He is dead. HAHA

[Sublime]

Your really not going to win now. -5 low blow on the screen name.

[PaSucks]

Try and stop me.





p.s. I love 'em too, just trying to give you a hard time, don't take it personnel.

[Sublime]

Try and stop you I just did. :cool:

[PaSucks]

So you think. I probably won't go to bed before the sun rises. Do you really want to try? I can do this all night if I have to.

[Sublime]

True but it's not who posts the most it's who posts last that wins.

[PaSucks]

yes, so why don't you quit now and make this easier on both of us?

[Sublime]

I just might if your lucky.

[PaSucks]

I'm Irish, is that lucky enough?

[Sublime]

You almost were I dozed off for a few.

[PaSucks]

And now I am back, I trust you are asleep now. The day is mine!

[teledave]

Que?

[doubleE]

Does anyone else get the feeling that there are a few competitive people on this board?

[PaSucks]

Why, whatever could you mean?

[doubleE]

Oh not much, I don’t think this tread will die anytime soon though.

I should say there are people with too much time on there hands. Not that it's a bad thing. I mean look at me, I'm always lurking here and never posting anything. At leat you guys post.

[PaSucks]

I should say there are people with too much time on there hands

I'd say I fall into that catagory.

[iceman]

This topic has become pretty damn annoying, cut it out and think of something else, you morons.

[Schmear]

^nice try^

[3o3]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
a bunch of really bored people posted up there, but













the gayest of the gay posted down there.
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/

[Sublime]

My post achived the 1:150 view ratio.

[seldon]

Thanks for taking the hit, sublime.

This thread is now a morgue.

[Tippster]

RIP.










:D

[AntiSoCalSkier]

I win!!!!!

jibij just gave me a way to win this thing. My name is Matt Gay. Hence calling me gay has zero effect, since I am in fact "a gay" (although I am not "gay").

[Sublime]

Hardly.

[Lostinthetrees]

Originally posted by teledave
Bite Me! .....

And don't post again in this thread!

I'mmmmm back!
It is mine for at least a few hours before the EC'ers arrive at work and have had their coffee, mtn Dew or pepsi-free.

le thread-buster

[ColdSmoke]

me

[AntiSoCalSkier]

Well at least I don't need to worry about Baconzoo trying to post here, but I guess I still have to fend off you guys.

[bad_roo]

Originally posted by AntiSoCalSkier
My name is Matt Gay. Hence calling me gay has zero effect, since I am in fact "a gay" (although I am not "gay").

You still haven't given us the gory details of the 'gay marriage'.

[grrrr]

I knew a girl in High School whose first name was Gay. You didn't marry her, did you?

[AntiSoCalSkier]

roo -

The details of my Gay marriage (or rather my wife's gay marriage, since she's the one who married a Gay man) aren't that interesting. However, I've got an interesting story about my new apartment.

We're moving into the bottom floor of a duplex, where the landlady lives upstairs. The duplex is in Silverlake, an area of Los Angeles that used to be a bohemian center with a strong gay community (before property values skyrocketed). When we went to go sign the lease, our new landlady pointed out that our last name was an interesting coincedence, since her last name is Gaio (Giao?). This is apparently an Italian word for "gay." So, now there are gays upstairs and downstairs in this building.

She then goes on to tell us that the house has a history of gay occupants (that is the occupents were gay in practice, unlike the current residents who are gay in name only). Apparently, when she first moved in, our landlady found a bunch of matresses in a storage area under the house, as well as a large mirror that was the exact same size as the window in her sun room. After asking around the neighboorhood, she discovered that the house was a well-known gay party house, and the sun room was often used for, ummmm, "entertaining" the guests. The house is still remembered by older members of silverlake's gay "leather daddy" community (don't ask me what a "leather daddy" is, I'm just repeating what my landlady told me).

In other words this house is about as gay as a house could possibly be despite having straight occupants (the landlady has an ex-boyfriend, so I'm assuming she's straight, but I guess she could be bi).

edit - Grrrrr, no I didn't, but I also knew a lady whose first name was Gaye.

[teledave]

I'm comfortable with my sexuality.

[Lostinthetrees]

Longest thread on the board, me thinks.

Which of the "smilies" is the gayest?
I think this one. eyes closed and mouth wide open ready to receive. :o


le thread buster

[Woodsy]

do your research

I have killed more threads than all y'all combined

[Lostinthetrees]

Originally posted by Woodsy
do your research

I have killed more threads than all y'all combined

OK, i am shaken and stirred. You can have this thread, too. :p

[Sublime]

Return of a classic.

I was addicted to Diablo but now the fucker is dead so here I am again.

[Duker]

would everyone like me if I finally killed this thread?

[Lostinthetrees]

Originally posted by Duker
would everyone like me if I finally killed this thread?

No, everyone may not like you. Some may hate you. But I would not let it stop you from pursuing your dreams. If this is one of your dreams, then, sure you can have at it. See if you have enough endurance in you to stick with it. I have been trying to kill it since it started. Enjoy boy!

le thread buster

[Lostinthetrees]

Possibly mine. All mine. Thanks!

[seldon]

Not so fast, LITT

[PaSucks]

^you are an ass.

[Lostinthetrees]

uhmmmm... would you please let it die and with my name on it.

you are too young to be messing with this kind of material. just leave it alone and go back to that trucker's porn site you just came over from.

[grrrr]

I'm surprised you guys dropped this so easily.;)

[Johnny Gunn]

It's not over ... till it's over.

[Shake Zula]

Nooooooooooo

[lax]

hshahahaha

[Blurred]

I'd be more than happy to be the last to post in this piece of shit.

[laseranimal]

where's the whelk to go buttake all over this thread

[iceman]

hey, what happened to supercow?

[laseranimal]

finally figured out that I had TGR always allow cookies, I guess it made it always remember who the previous user was regardless of whether I logged out or not. The cow was only supposed to be an alias so he's been put out to pasture for now. :biggrin:

[Duker]

The end.....

[Droopy]

no..........

[JMO]

Everyone knows that once I post, the thread will die.

This should put an end to the madness once and for all.

I'm glad we got that cleared up.

[Lostinthetrees]

Everyone knows that once I post, the thread will die.

This should put an end to the madness once and for all.

I'm glad we got that cleared up.



:nonono2: dude, this was way, way, way down on the bone pile. you should not have been snooping around. you should never have touched it. and, certainly, you should not have posted. this is outside of your expertise. :nonono2:

I will take it off your bloody hands. Now, turn off the computer, pull up the covers, and stop hogging your parent's phone line. If I have to... I will send your parents a PM. :FIREdevil

[Arnold Babar]

So glad this thread resurfaced so that I can finally KILL it.

[FNG]

Not so fast my friend! /Lee Corso voice

[Shake Zula]

WHY WON'T YOU DIE

[laseranimal]

post #200 in the thread that will not DIE!

[seldon]

not so fast laser-cow....
donde esta el bukkake whelp?

[detroit]

Anybody who loves The President of the United States of America, George W. Bush, will post below.

[Lostinthetrees]

:nonono2: A very feeble attempt at trying to take over this thread. Sorry, who I like or dislike has no bearing on << who here HATES to be the last to post on a thread? >>.

Just what is(are) your reason(s) for touching this thread?

[Arnold Babar]

I have a whole bag of shh, and I'm not afraid to use it. Shh!

[detroit]

:nonono2: A very feeble attempt at trying to take over this thread. Sorry, who I like or dislike has no bearing on << who here HATES to be the last to post on a thread? >>.

Just what is(are) your reason(s) for touching this thread?


A feeble attempt indeed. However, you seem to be asking a serious question, so I am answering.

1: A weak attempt at humor that apparrently was not humorous.(especially considering the timing).
2: A weak attempt to end this thread, (since I seem to be able to kill most others).
3: An apparrently weak attempt to include myself here when the anticipation of the upcomming season has caused me to try and reach out to, what may very well be, the only group I know of that awaits the season as much as I do.
4: As I have read this thread, I have seen many posts which "have no bearing on << who here Hates to be the last post on a thread>>." I am slightly confused as to how exactly how that may be relevent. And I did not think it would be an issue for me to jump in.


I realize I am not a regular poster in here, but I seem to being reprimanded for "touching a thread" and that seems just a little severe.

I also realize that this is pretty old news, but I just caught up to this thread and couldn't help but notice that my post was not appreciated. So, let me appoligize to anyone who was ofended. That was simply not my intention.

[PrankMonkey]

:confused:funny, the only thing you need to do to have a thread that lives forever is try to get everyone to kill it..... hmmmmm

(If this ends up being the last post I will laugh my ass off)

[laseranimal]

It is done

the thead is dead

[JMO]

From 10,000 leagues under the sea, laseranimal summons the thread that would not die - and KILLS IT!

Nice work laser.

[TRock]

Nice try, JMO.

I'll take it from here.

[train07]

Jezus detroit, I think Lostinthetrees was just being sarcastic and slippn himself in here. No need to be so defensive.....I thought it was a unique try...albeit kind dumb....I didn't say that.

[PaSucks]

For the love of god, let this thread fucking die already, please!!!







*and let me be the one to kill it

[PrankMonkey]

*and let me be the one to kill it
NEVER!!!!! :FIREdevil
no seriously this thing should have been dead by now

[yentna]

Maybe a jong post can kill it. Lemme at it...

[laseranimal]

one of these days this thread will die, and owens will be the one to kill it because he'll just post and then lock the thread. But until that day it will have to wait to die another day

[Droopy]

everyone go away i win

[laseranimal]

not while I'm using the quick reply function!

[Shake Zula]

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Just die already.

[seldon]

quick reply swings both ways...

or not.

[Blurred]

kill this fucker.

[Droopy]

stop the madness

[laseranimal]

and again

[shmerham]

I was just thinking about this thread yesterday.

[PaSucks]

I was just thinking about this thread yesterday.

Actually, so was I, and I was glad it was gone. Now look what you asshats have done. :rolleyes:

[AfroMullet]

booooooooyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa

[grrrr]

I can't believe you guys gave up on this so easily.

[iceman]

Whoa, blast from the past.

[Tippster]

Nice try, focker.

[Pinner]

Free ice cream at Starbucks today.


fuggn DC wankers always think they gotta have the last word

[Tippster]

Get thee behind me, Satan!

[Pinner]

So, you like it from behind, eh?

[A-wreck]

Well the guy in his avatar looks as if he is badly missing jamming something in his rear end so, I'd say you're right.

[Tippster]

Missing, eh? At least I've got that going for me.

[Steven S. Dallas]

badly missing jamming something

I like this. I don't know what it is, but I like it.

[A-wreck]

Missing is good. However, I wouldn't let that give you a false sense of security, after all, the guy is still trying.

[Tippster]

http://www.wellesleydentist.com/missin3.jpg

http://www.ijamming.net/NewFiles/Jamming!%20covers/Jamming%2027.gif

http://my.tbaytel.net/scaryf/images/photoshop/something-awful/perfect-weapon.jpg

[grrrr]

I bet most of the east coast crew is asleep now, or at least watching Johnny Carson.

[bakers_dozen]

my turn suckas

[PaSucks]

I bet most of the east coast crew is asleep now, or at least watching Johnny Carson.

Wrong......

[Tippster]

Ummm... Carson's dead, dood.

[Steven S. Dallas]

He is!? Something is seriously wrong with my TV set.

[iceman]

Damn, there's no way to win this, I give up.

[phUnk]

Damn, there's no way to win this, I give up.
I, too, give up.

[iceman]

I mean, I'm done with it. So over it.

[A-wreck]

So just leave it alone then.

[iceman]

Okay, sorry.

[A-wreck]

I forgive you.

[iceman]

That's a relief, thanks.

[A-wreck]

You're welcome.

[Tippster]

So polite, A-Wreck is.

[A-wreck]

How nice of you to notice.