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powstash
03-03-2006, 01:15 PM
top page BITCHES!

now somebody post on the Silverton Thread otherwise my last post is gonna kill that one

Tippster
03-03-2006, 11:02 PM
I have nothing to say there... unlike here.

InspectorGadget
03-03-2006, 11:06 PM
BITCHES!Mom's gonna wash your mouth out with soap.




pad

iceman
03-03-2006, 11:06 PM
Cut it out, morons, let it die.

PaSucks
03-04-2006, 12:26 AM
Droopy cracks me up. Now he needs to post more pictures of nubile young ladies making out.

1. 2. 3. GO!


Damnit Droopy you have an assignment!

Tippster
03-04-2006, 01:43 PM
Seriously.

JMO
03-04-2006, 04:52 PM
I haven't posted here in a while because the last time I thought for sure I was going to be the final person to post but since that's out of the question, I thought I'd give a quick synopsis of this thread so far (for those of you not paying attention).

I replied to this post thinking I'd be the last one.

That didn't happen.

Maybe now it will.

Yeah, right.

I should be at the EC Mini.

What the hell am I doing at home?

edg
03-04-2006, 04:53 PM
O RLY?

edg

glademaster
03-04-2006, 04:55 PM
If there's anyone who can kill a thread, its me.

jrbd
03-04-2006, 05:21 PM
If there's anyone who can kill a thread, its me.
You said that three years ago. I, on the other hand, have only just joined this thread.

BigDaddy
03-04-2006, 05:24 PM
Party's over?

hemas
03-04-2006, 05:35 PM
Hey, I tought I already killed this thread...

Well 2nd time's the charm (or is it the third time?).

Now, die biatch!

iceman
03-04-2006, 06:14 PM
It's pretty funny that Poyeboy, who started this thread, hasn't posted ever again since 9/27/'04, but his legacy lives on.

Tippster
03-06-2006, 10:01 AM
Yeah, that's great.

snow_slider
03-06-2006, 10:07 AM
Has this become the new pad thread?

Inquiring minds (and padded post counts) want to know.

A-wreck
03-06-2006, 10:08 AM
Yeah, that's great.


You are really good at this.

Tippster
03-06-2006, 10:28 AM
Better than some.

Nohillsnearby
03-06-2006, 09:33 PM
And not as good as others...:p

P_McPoser
03-06-2006, 09:33 PM
this should die

DownhillRider
03-06-2006, 09:34 PM
Could go on for a while..

P_McPoser
03-06-2006, 09:36 PM
no, it will die

PaSucks
03-07-2006, 12:33 AM
It would be nice if Poyboy showed up and deleted this shit and wrecked a lot of post counts.

Tippster
03-07-2006, 07:53 AM
Yeah, that'd be interesting.

snow_slider
03-07-2006, 08:05 AM
Wouldn't it just?

Core Shot
03-07-2006, 08:27 AM
Is he dead or something?
PoyBoy's last post was 09-27-2004

Tippster
03-07-2006, 08:31 AM
He realized there was no "winning" this thread, so he ran away sobbing like a little girl.

Johnny Gunn
03-07-2006, 09:00 AM
Nothing to see here ... just increasing my post count.

alpinepronghorn
03-07-2006, 10:37 AM
But that isn't fayah! [/nihilist voice]

Stone-Free
03-07-2006, 01:06 PM
Nothing to see here ... just increasing my post count.

I wish to end any life oozing from this thread while increasing my post count.

....

PTracy P1
03-07-2006, 01:53 PM
:burp:

Listening to a band called "The '89 Cubs"

Not sure why.

YB
03-07-2006, 01:59 PM
As new as I am I've already killed a few, but no illusions that it'll hapen here.

hemas
03-07-2006, 02:09 PM
Every time I post a boring TR, it's killed in mere minutes (if I'm lucky, the posts may get one or two replies, last one being mine)...

So mebbe I should post a short TR here, to properly finish this thread.

hemas
03-07-2006, 02:41 PM
It's workin', it's working. No replies on 30 mins.... Whoo hoo, I'm the official thread killer :fmicon:

Egon
03-07-2006, 02:46 PM
...testing vinz's theory.

Bodhi
03-07-2006, 02:49 PM
Kooks.

peace,
D.

Tippster
03-22-2006, 10:18 PM
peace,
D.
Why the fuck do you type that every time? Why not just put it as your signature and be done w/it? Is this some kind of strange penance for Jerry's death? Do you feel responsible and are trying to load up the karmic bank as it were? Could I recommend trying a hairshirt instead, or perhaps going a year without uttering the word "violence" or "cupcake" or "mangina?"

The Dalai Llama called and wants you to ... just... stop. Please, do it for the almighty Dalai.

truth
03-22-2006, 10:25 PM
Everytime this gets bumped there's a glimmer of hope that Poyeboy is back, but alas, it's alway just you JONG's pissing in the wind.


POYEBOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

StuntCok
03-22-2006, 10:25 PM
This is a lot harder than the newschooler kids who always try to be first comment on a news segment...

PaSucks
03-22-2006, 10:41 PM
I'm bored.

UNIBONGER
03-22-2006, 10:58 PM
I'm bored.
you are also a douche

PaSucks
03-22-2006, 11:00 PM
you are also a douche

You have another thread for that. Go there!

alpinepronghorn
03-23-2006, 02:33 AM
hey, pa, you're going to break 2k in this critical thread! Well done!

skiing-in-jackson
03-23-2006, 08:14 AM
critical thread!

Critical thread...I like that!:biggrin:

Hey where are those good TR's? You're making us Teton livers hungry for spring climbimng and skiing!

snow_slider
03-23-2006, 08:34 AM
Everytime this gets bumped there's a glimmer of hope that Poyeboy is back, but alas, it's alway just you JONG's pissing in the wind.

Every time this thread gets bumped, a kitten dies.

BANM, there goes another....

snow_slider
03-23-2006, 08:35 AM
and another....

snow_slider
03-23-2006, 08:35 AM
and another....

I hate kittens.

MacDaddy
03-23-2006, 09:15 AM
I'm with Truth where is POYEBOY?

Obstruction
03-23-2006, 10:00 AM
How about we agree that everyone hates to post last on a thread and the we kill this marphucker? mkay...?

Tippster
03-23-2006, 10:16 AM
Sure... OK....

hemas
03-23-2006, 10:25 AM
What ever man....

hemas
03-23-2006, 10:25 AM
Commencing thread selfdestruct in 5....

hemas
03-23-2006, 10:26 AM
......4......

Tippster
03-23-2006, 10:26 AM
3.......

hemas
03-23-2006, 10:27 AM
.... 2..... (freaking 45 sec rule)

hemas
03-23-2006, 10:28 AM
..... 1 .....

hemas
03-23-2006, 10:28 AM
.... Selfdestruct countdown ended, have a good day!

snow_slider
03-23-2006, 10:49 AM
___________BANM__________

Obstruction
03-23-2006, 10:51 AM
.....Thanks

Johnny Gunn
03-23-2006, 10:52 AM
.....Thanks


No ... Thank You !

hemas
03-23-2006, 10:54 AM
.....ThanksNo ... Thank You !

You're both welcome.

Lostinthetrees
03-23-2006, 11:27 AM
hemas, close down the internet, disconnect your line, put down the keyboard, get up from your chair, go outside and get a breath of fresh air.

Feels better doesn't it...much better than try to be the last post(er).

Bodhi
03-23-2006, 11:32 AM
...Could I recommend trying a hairshirt instead, or perhaps going a year without uttering the word "violence" or "cupcake" or "mangina?"

The Dalai Llama called and wants you to ... just... stop. Please, do it for the almighty Dalai.
:) Funny shit, mang.

PEACE,
d.

hemas
03-23-2006, 11:34 AM
hemas, close down the internet, disconnect your line, put down the keyboard, get up from your chair, go outside and get a breath of fresh air.

Feels better doesn't it...much better than try to be the last post(er).

Well just did that, when I biked home from the library... And BTW I was multitasking whilst posting on this thread...

Now the more serious work is ahead... How muc does it cost for me to drag my ass to Engelberg? Hopefully not too much so I can make it there...

Bodhi
03-23-2006, 11:48 AM
Therapy.;)

Check this out Tippster.

Tippster
03-23-2006, 12:35 PM
http://www.apanet.org/~fda/picts/K18.gif

DOGS AND CATS SLEEPING TOGETHER!

Tippster
03-23-2006, 12:37 PM
http://www.humankindness.org/dalai.gif

Ira
03-23-2006, 12:37 PM
I'll give it a crack to end this thread...Not likely...

anyway, I needed to pad my post count and this seemed like a good way. 3 years lurking and, man, check out my count...:rolleyes:

Ira

Ski Monkey
03-23-2006, 01:30 PM
I hate seeing the fucking thread on the front pages. I wish there was an ignore thread option like the ignore user option.

coach
03-23-2006, 01:38 PM
STOP.

Let it die...

Nohillsnearby
03-23-2006, 02:39 PM
can't we all just get along???

Bodhi
03-23-2006, 04:57 PM
http://www.humankindness.org/dalai.gif
rotflmfao!:)

...it is actually tough not to use the fare-thee-well...it usually gets typed almost subconsciously...

<in Cartmans voice>
God-dammit!

BenWA
03-24-2006, 01:36 PM
bump bump

MTT
03-24-2006, 01:58 PM
I don't
8910

jackstraw
03-24-2006, 02:13 PM
** FUFMO **

Bodhi
03-24-2006, 03:54 PM
God Dammit. Someone has been deleting posts.

Bodhi
03-24-2006, 03:55 PM
Top page Bitches!!!

Johnny Gunn
03-24-2006, 04:05 PM
This thread will never die ...

I'm trying reverse psychology.

Black Market
03-25-2006, 06:57 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/black_market_/6577sjeybzdrkj.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/black_market_/6577sjeybzdrkj.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/black_market_/6577sjeybzdrkj.gif

hemas
03-25-2006, 07:42 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/black_market_/6577sjeybzdrkj.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/black_market_/6577sjeybzdrkj.gifhttp://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/black_market_/6577sjeybzdrkj.gif

That just might do the trick... But think not:the_finge

powstash
03-25-2006, 11:25 PM
nope

5678

Lostinthetrees
03-26-2006, 01:50 AM
I win until the next post.

Black Market
03-26-2006, 11:58 AM
http://www.mrmystic.com/images/monkey-gun.jpg

hemas
03-26-2006, 12:05 PM
http://www.mrmystic.com/images/monkey-gun.jpg

Wrong thread.... the pics go onto Al's thread....

Hey, I'm winning:biggrin:

Bum Z
03-26-2006, 03:27 PM
I have yet to open this thread, until now. Haven't read the first 23 pages - can I get a summary, please?

edg
03-26-2006, 03:30 PM
Posts, pictures, winning, shit like that.

edg

Cirquerider
03-26-2006, 08:19 PM
I've killed lots of threads. Why not this one?

Black Market
03-27-2006, 11:37 AM
not quite...
http://folk.uio.no/tfredvik/g35/scans/skiD.gif

snow_slider
03-27-2006, 11:45 AM
"there is no spoon"

Tippster
03-27-2006, 11:49 AM
"Whoah."

Magnoe
03-27-2006, 11:53 AM
I'm last person standing on the LSU thread, so I'm aiming for a 2nd one here.

RootSkier
03-27-2006, 12:46 PM
First read of this thread. I think not.

alpinepronghorn
03-27-2006, 01:15 PM
You're the best...around...no-one's ever goin' to take you down...

72Twenty
03-27-2006, 01:26 PM
Keep tailgating and I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

hemlock hiker
03-27-2006, 01:30 PM
Keep tailgating and I'll flick a booger on your windshield.


I'm not tailgating, I'm drafting. Booger incoming...

Black Market
03-27-2006, 03:22 PM
http://www.velvetpaintings.com/Velvet/Tijuana_BlackVelvet_Standards/Tijuana_BlackVelvet_Standards-Images/50.jpg

72Twenty
03-27-2006, 03:30 PM
SUPER EXTREME SKIING!

wicked_sick
03-27-2006, 03:38 PM
http://seth.penif.biz/lolwater.gif

Cirquerider
03-27-2006, 03:57 PM
http://seth.penif.biz/lolwater.gif

Now THAT is wicked sick!!!:eek: :eek:

72Twenty
03-27-2006, 04:56 PM
Why?




Why?

golden powder
04-05-2006, 04:03 PM
bump 5678

BenWA
04-05-2006, 04:15 PM
sometimes it's advantageous to have weight to throw around.


Back to the original topic of this thread, there are about a dozen threads from the past 2 weeks in which I am the last poster. :frown:

Conundrum
04-05-2006, 05:07 PM
Since we are at page 25...my ink in this little piece of TGR history.

powderwhore
04-05-2006, 07:53 PM
Suck it BIATCHABATUKA! :biggrin:

frozenwater
04-05-2006, 07:56 PM
I am so going to post this, then lock the thread so it can finally die. MUHHHAAAHAHAHAAAAA:FIREdevil

Cyber Cop
04-05-2006, 07:59 PM
MUHHHHHAAAAHHAAAAHHAAA.

frozenwater
04-05-2006, 08:05 PM
MUHHHHHAAAAHHAAAAHHAAA.
damn, foiled by my own laziness.

James Carvile
04-06-2006, 05:37 AM
I'm a player not a hater. But sometimes being last isn't all bad.

snow_slider
04-06-2006, 07:34 AM
Or is it?

Tippster
04-06-2006, 10:04 AM
The Mormon thread is longer than this one.

PaSucks
04-06-2006, 11:05 AM
The Mormon thread is longer than this one.

So's the maggot pic thread, but something tells me this thread will catch both of them, then I will be sad.

snow_slider
04-06-2006, 11:41 AM
One thread to rule them all, One thread to find them,
One thread to bring them all and in the darkness bind them....

Tap
04-06-2006, 11:43 AM
GOOD GOD I HATE TO BE THE LAST TO POST IN A THREAD.....THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE IN THE WORLD!!!!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

Bodhi
04-06-2006, 11:48 AM
God Dammit!

Tippster
04-06-2006, 12:32 PM
Damn what?

boarderline
04-06-2006, 12:57 PM
GOOD GOD I HATE TO BE THE LAST TO POST IN A THREAD.....THERE IS NOTHING I HATE MORE IN THE WORLD!!!!!! ARRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!

So Tap really is Ogre. Who knew?

frozenwater
04-06-2006, 01:50 PM
I'm sick of this thread popping up all the time. OVER IT.

So in exactly 48 hours, give or take 48 hours - I am closing this thread. I will not post again, and I will do it randomly. Your only hope of being last to post will be to continuosly post in hopes that you are the last before the cutoff.

Good luck, and good riddance.

Black Market
04-06-2006, 01:52 PM
http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a358/black_market_/6577sjeybzdrkj.gif

Bodhi
04-06-2006, 01:52 PM
Dammit God!

ski_trader
04-06-2006, 01:54 PM
:FIREdevil

BenWA
04-06-2006, 01:59 PM
Alright men, lets see if we can get this thread up to 1000 posts in the remaining 48 hours.

beaterdit
04-06-2006, 02:00 PM
This thread is still alive because I haven't posted in it yet. NOW, it can die.

schindlerpiste
04-06-2006, 02:05 PM
I do not want to be the last to post on this thread!:tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :tdo13: :fuckyou:

helmetcam
04-06-2006, 02:08 PM
my first post in this, a legendary thread.

MassLiberal
04-06-2006, 02:08 PM
i might as well throw down

powstash
04-06-2006, 02:10 PM
last? Bottom of the page bitches.

teleee
04-06-2006, 02:12 PM
You are not last! Edited to say- NOT PAGE BOTTOM EITHER BIATCH!!

ulty_guy
04-06-2006, 02:32 PM
memememememememememememememememe!

Grange
04-06-2006, 02:55 PM
Since Frozen is going end the thread I want to stake out my own little corner. There now I feel better.

AtomicTwinStix
04-06-2006, 02:57 PM
I win

5678

teledave
04-06-2006, 02:58 PM
I win

5678

Loser, BITCH!

alpinepronghorn
04-06-2006, 03:14 PM
So do we start counting backwards from 52?

mrryde
04-06-2006, 03:24 PM
This Space For Rent

KnuckleDragger
04-06-2006, 03:26 PM
Ah screw it. I'm in.

hemas
04-06-2006, 03:31 PM
There's still time for me to post and kill this thread before the DL... Die!!!

PaSucks
04-06-2006, 03:34 PM
I'm going to delete all my responses in this thread, except for this one. I don't know why, so don't ask.

Daywalker
04-06-2006, 03:43 PM
blah blah blah, jumping in on the thread. Hoo-rah

phUnk
04-06-2006, 03:45 PM
In on ground floor of legendary thread.

truth
04-06-2006, 03:52 PM
In on ground floor of legendary thread.

Is that because you're short?

steve
04-06-2006, 04:10 PM
I'm not going to be the last to post in this thread, but I'll be damned if frozen locks it up before I ever get to say a word.

"a word."
ok I'm done.

(edit: correct a spelling mistake)

Platinum Pete
04-06-2006, 05:07 PM
I was here and here it was.
Man, I hope I like my life whenever this time capsule is resurrected.

Tuckerman
04-06-2006, 06:12 PM
I dont mind. But I have yet to use :yourock: or :fmicon:

Dr. Send
04-06-2006, 06:41 PM
So, a peanut walks into a bar, and gets a-salted!!!!!!!! bwahahahahaha!

Well, that's it for me.

golden powder
04-07-2006, 12:24 AM
you guys like camping?

I think it's intense



...in...tents... I'll get off the stage now

PaSucks
04-07-2006, 12:28 AM
I lied. I will not delete any of my posts. Still, don't ask why.

PaSucks
04-07-2006, 12:29 AM
Also, I think my keyboard is warped.

PaSucks
04-07-2006, 12:30 AM
It really doesn't make sense for me to keep bumping this thread after I was the last one to post, but whatever.

PaSucks
04-07-2006, 12:31 AM
One more time for good measure.

kona12
04-07-2006, 12:35 AM
My turn, my 1st, try again.

Rasputin
04-07-2006, 12:38 AM
Hey just so you all can feel superior, this thread was started long before the one that is just like it on epic, which is now officially, by far, the longest thread in epic history. Unfortunately, people seem to be saying the same shit, the "I'm last! No I am" and the "I'll post just to be a part of it", right down to the threats to shut it down by an adminestrator who says he'll lock it after making the last post. The only thing that can distiguish TGR's version is if people start posting copious amounts of porn, and use a lot more profanity.

I had to post something, just to be a part of this epic thread.:biggrin:

PaSucks
04-07-2006, 12:44 AM
Now I'm posting just so an epic poster isn't last. There, bitch. (do they say that at epic?)

Rasputin
04-07-2006, 12:48 AM
No, it's entirely too uptight and namby-pamby to use such coarse language there you fuckwad.:biggrin:

hemas
04-07-2006, 05:16 AM
This still going on? I though I already killed it...

Obstruction
04-07-2006, 05:59 AM
Tough shit bitches http://www.threadsnipe.com

snow_slider
04-07-2006, 07:59 AM
Dust of Snow - Robert Frost

The way a crow
Shook down on me
The dust of snow
From a hemlock tree

Has given my heart
A change of mood
And saved some part
Of a day I had rued.

snow_slider
04-07-2006, 08:01 AM
Stopping By Woods on a Snowy Evening - Robert Frost

Whose woods these are I think I know.
His house is in the village though;
He will not see me stopping here
To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer
To stop without a farmhouse near
Between the woods and frozen lake
The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake
To ask if there is some mistake.
The only other sound's the sweep
Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep.
But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep,
And miles to go before I sleep.


I bet those epic guys don't have poetry in their Who's Last thread.

PaSucks
04-07-2006, 09:06 AM
Snow Slider thinks he's gonna be last
He thinks his fingers are fast
He soon will be wearing a cast
Because blowing up bee's is a blast

The mailman will call the cops
because a baloon of burning gas SS did drop
SS will pull out a knife,
and say "bitch you better not call my wife!"

mrryde
04-07-2006, 09:20 AM
Can someone help me find a thread that i can use to pad my post count?

bklyn
04-07-2006, 09:41 AM
I'm winning this. Word.
;)

MassLiberal
04-07-2006, 09:50 AM
RISOTTO WITH ASPARAGUS, SUNDRIED
TOMATOES & PORCINI MUSHROOMS

1 lb. asparagus (cut into pieces)
1 1/2 c. arborio rice
2 tbsp. butter
1 tbsp. extra virgin olive oil
1/3 c. onion, chopped
12 sundried tomatoes (plumped & sliced) (see hint)
1/4 oz. dried porcini mushrooms (plumped & sliced)
See hint, optional
6-8 fresh mushrooms, sliced (optional)
5 c. stock
1/2 c. dry white wine or additional stock
1/3-1/2 c. pesto sauce
1/4 c. Parmesan cheese
1/2 c. walnut pieces, toasted
Freshly ground black pepper to taste

Hint: To plump sundried tomatoes and porcini mushrooms: Place the sundried tomatoes and the porcini mushrooms each in a separate 1 cup measure, pour boiling water over them just to cover, and allow to plump for 15 minutes. Drain and slice the vegetables, reserving the liquid and adding it to the simmering stock.

Place the stock in a small saucepan and bring to a boil, cover reduce and simmer, adding the drained liquids from the sundried tomatoes and porcini mushrooms. Steam the cut asparagus for 5 minutes. This may be done in a steamer or in the microwave.

In a 4 quart heavy saucepan over moderate heat, melt the butter and add the olive oil, add the chopped onion and saute until translucent. Add the rice and stir with a wooden spoon until coated. Then add the white wine and stir until completely absorbed. Begin to add the stock 1/2 cup at a time, stirring constantly and adding more stock only after all is absorbed.

YB
04-07-2006, 09:53 AM
Right now on Tech Talk I've got three "Kills" last posts just sitting there on the front page.

mrw
04-07-2006, 09:53 AM
........12027

bklyn
04-07-2006, 09:54 AM
I'm winning this. Word.
;)

Skilled in my ninja click
fake net gangstas get off my ...

A-wreck
04-07-2006, 09:57 AM
DICK......

bklyn
04-07-2006, 09:58 AM
DICK......

A wrecked um and checked um but still can't deflect um
I move forward on the offensive
leaving you on your heels, feeling defensive

PaSucks
04-07-2006, 10:53 AM
tracy can't spell her name
which is her only claim to fame
she fights with racists
she shreds the brooklyn gnar
and hucks from afar
but she won't win this thread on TGR

alpinepronghorn
04-07-2006, 10:53 AM
http://www.actrandom.com/Act%20Random%20Pics/For%20the%20Website/Most%20Random%20Act/DSC_0031.JPG

bklyn
04-07-2006, 10:57 AM
tracy can't spell her name
which is her only claim to fame
she fights with racists
she shreds the brooklyn gnar
and hucks from afar
but she won't win this thread on TGR

Pa Sucks
The name says it all
I came here to keep you in thrall
My lyrical skills, my words prophetic
Check yourself, the spelling is phonetic.

mrryde
04-07-2006, 11:00 AM
i feel like chicken tonight

snowsprite
04-07-2006, 11:04 AM
When the party is packed, but the people are wack

They don't know how to act always on your back

Say Captain - Say Captain


When you feel like a star, want a drink at the bar

But you can't get far, nobody knows who you are

Say Captain - Say Captain


Life is just too much for you

You just don't know what to do

Can't make it now how no way

This is what you say


Say Captain say wot, say Captain say wot

Say Captain say wot, say Captain say wot


When your late for work and your boss is a jerk

Starts yelling and screaming till your feelings are hurt

Say Captain - Say Captain


When your bills are high and you're trying to get by

You're about to die but before you cry

Say Captain - Say Captain

bklyn
04-07-2006, 11:05 AM
Kung Pao Chicken @ mr ryde's tonight
My rhymes go on and continue to delight

bigtrubs
04-07-2006, 11:15 AM
me me me.

bklyn
04-07-2006, 11:26 AM
Bad mamma jamma but not today
I rock the last post without delay

PaSucks
04-07-2006, 11:29 AM
big trubs is a bad mamma jamma
she smells much nicer than a llama

her tandem jumps excite the boys
her steeze, no one can rival
she likes to watch disney movies like fival

Nipsey Russell
04-07-2006, 11:31 AM
When you're rocking on the eastside
When you're rocking on the west
When you rock with us
Don't raise no fuss
'cause you're rocking with the best

El Chupacabra
04-07-2006, 11:32 AM
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bigtrubs
04-07-2006, 11:37 AM
don't you people have jobs?

Powdurr
04-07-2006, 11:37 AM
I don't really care at all if I am the last to post on a "thread".

bklyn
04-07-2006, 11:42 AM
Now it's time for y'all to concede
my i-net attack has made ya bleed

PaSucks
04-07-2006, 11:52 AM
don't you people have jobs?

No. Do you? Now start rapping.

bklyn
04-07-2006, 12:01 PM
Inject a little flavor into this situation
Put your hands up in the TGR nation
Ingenuity keeps us unemployed
Shouts out to all those deployed
Not everyone here supports the war
just remember what y'all are here for
Don't care much if you believe in Jesus
But we will clown you if you ride the short bus
It's all about the snow being out to enjoy it
And silly stuff like this last post bullshit

snow_slider
04-07-2006, 12:20 PM
Is this thread over yet?

hemas
04-07-2006, 12:22 PM
Nope, there's still time for me to kill this thread... DIE!!!

alpinepronghorn
04-07-2006, 12:24 PM
This is the end...my only friend, the end.

El Chupacabra
04-07-2006, 12:28 PM
Muhuhuhhuaaahahaaahaaa!

bklyn
04-07-2006, 12:30 PM
New contenders burst out on the scene
Like Lotto with a dollar and a dream
You can aspire to remain the last post
But I flame your asses like burnt rump roast
I know you want to come out to play
Like Eastwood 'Make my Day'
I'm the survivor with rhymes to the max
I see you trying but your posts just lacks
Imagination, innovation is missing
soon enough my ass you'll be kissing

El Chupacabra
04-07-2006, 12:33 PM
soon enough my ass you'll be kissing

http://upsidedowntv.com/staff%20stuff/Bridget/Bridget-pics/Bridget-KissAss005Thm.JPG

alpinepronghorn
04-07-2006, 12:36 PM
This thread will not end with midget soft-core porn.

bklyn
04-07-2006, 12:37 PM
My ass is rounder to amazing proportion
El Chuapa's hoes don't inspire devotion
Gaze at my seat it's your time to worship
bow down to the curve of my hip

time to retire, you know it's true
against my affront you know not what to do
Like biggie's hoes you're screaming one more chance
you know it's done now it's time to dance
Shake your bootie to the booming baseline
Before you know it you're out of time

Tippster
04-07-2006, 12:44 PM
Frustrated I touch that spot , so dry and wet
I rub it until I'm satisfied
But I hunger for more
It still remains the obsession
It won't be complete until erased
I rub vigourously until it's gone
Ohhh....perfect all gone
I get out the vacum hoover and suck that shit till nothing is left
Clean as a whistle I run my fingers through the moist bristles
The grape juice stain is gone

Woodsy
04-07-2006, 12:45 PM
Go Trayc
yeah trayc
BROOKLYN IN THE MOTHAFUKKKIN HOUSE!!!!

bklyn
04-07-2006, 12:45 PM
I'm going off I'm throwing down in here
My persistance is the thing you fear
Your resistance like the borgs said, futile
I'm lasting longer cause my rhymes more virile
No need for supplements wont need cialis
one glance at me will take you into bliss
I won't give up like Rolling Stones up in Shanghi
Like Keith Richards this thread refuse to die
You never thought I'd put those gezzers in my rap?
I'm watching CNN and plus I got it like that

Woodsy
04-07-2006, 12:46 PM
Go Trayc
yeah trayc
BROOKLYN IN THE MOTHAFUKKKIN HOUSE!!!!
cuz thats how she does it

Andy_B
04-07-2006, 12:50 PM
don't you people have jobs?

Yes, Infact I do.

But, I really need a nap.

StroupSkier
04-07-2006, 12:51 PM
Did I win?!?!

bklyn
04-07-2006, 12:51 PM
Let me remix that sorry rhyme that Tip said
Wake up your sleepy heads get out of your bed
Get on the floor, but wait I hear you got some juice stain
Your so embarrased, that jizz spot blows your brain
Forgot to clean up and now you got guests here
Your wife is screamin at you all you say is, Yes Dear
You bought the Hoover but you should have bought a Dyson
I knocked your rap out like my name is Mike Tyson

mrryde
04-07-2006, 12:55 PM
i misss the bacon apreciation thread

Black Market
04-07-2006, 12:55 PM
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bklyn
04-07-2006, 12:57 PM
I got a fan in here goes by the name of Woodsy
He's new to NYC and came here for his baby
Last night he said that I should try a Vodka Tonic
This morning woke up like I had been smoking chronic
My head was banging like a James Brown bassline
When I woke up I checked to see if I was still fine
Got confirmation from mirror in the bathroom
It told me last posters were headed for the final doom
Can we push this thread up to 700 posts?
You know it's possible with me it ain't no boast.

Andy_B
04-07-2006, 12:59 PM
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alpinepronghorn
04-07-2006, 01:00 PM
Um...Page 29?

mrryde
04-07-2006, 01:00 PM
I want oneof these

http://www.snakeriverbrewing.com/images/home2.jpg

alpinepronghorn
04-07-2006, 01:01 PM
What? Whaaat? Yeeeahhh...

Tippster
04-07-2006, 01:02 PM
I will now kill this thread the same way I've killed many others: with a pithy remark that falls far short of relevance or interest:

It seems like the good swimmers hit the Downtown YMCA in the morning (7-10am), whereas the afternoon (4-6pm) session is crowded with dog-paddling gapers. Although I like feeling like a rockstar in the afternoons, I truly think the key to losing my gut and being able to hang with the Utards during the next Mini lies in an early humility lesson...

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QED. :DIf Woodsy can quote himself then so can I - the above was my first contribution to this important thread.

bklyn
04-07-2006, 01:02 PM
45 seconds is the time I have to wait
Until I post again with more lyricial bait
In the meantime your there trying to figure out
How you could beat me while I hook you like a trout
Gasping for air your gills start to fail
Like 55 degrees on slope you have to bail
My rhymes are falling down like avalance debris
You can't defeat me I'm the hottest mc

alpinepronghorn
04-07-2006, 01:02 PM
Sticky? no shit...

mrryde
04-07-2006, 01:04 PM
funny shit

http://www.dumbwarnings.com/warnings.php?site=warnings&cid=1

Woodsy
04-07-2006, 01:08 PM
I heart frozen's beltbuckle

bklyn
04-07-2006, 01:09 PM
Currently in Brooklyn but I'm not a native
Bronx is my borough but still I'm not sated
I got to rep from the NYC
No one on TGR can ever touch me
It's time for lunch don't know what to eat
I'll shake the bootie to the Boogie down beat
Might have some salmon with a bit of wasabi
Or maybe halibut with saffron sauce, you hear me?
Don't eat bacon but I hear you like it fried
Some of you wish this thread had already died