Step aside, Danny MacAskill, Nicole Frýbortová is the new hottest shit in bike skills. A Slovakian champion of the bizarre and insanely difficult sport of bicycle gymnastics, Frýbortová has moves on a bicycle we hadn't even thought to dream of. There's too many in the video of this competition routine to call out, but if you don't have a stroke after watching her pull a one-footed, no-handed wheelie, backwards, in a tight circle, you need to see a cardiologist.
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If you see me crying in the TGR parking lots this afternoon, trying to get my wheelies to stay up for more than 20 feet, just know it's the shame. Just the shame.