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Thread: I got in an accident today
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08-28-2007, 07:25 PM #1
I got in an accident today
I rear ended a car this morning...I could tell it was going to be a REALLY bad day!
The driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF.
He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!"
So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then?"
That's how the fight started...
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08-28-2007, 07:28 PM #2
if that is true.....that is FANFUCKINGTASTIC!!!!!
ROLL TIDE ROLL
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08-28-2007, 07:32 PM #3
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
that was funny
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08-28-2007, 07:32 PM #4Registered User
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I ROFL'ed for reals
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08-28-2007, 07:48 PM #5
Was he driving a dump truck?
I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...iscariot
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08-28-2007, 08:02 PM #6
if you're serious, then that was the quickest wittiest comeback I have heard in a long, long while. Bonus points!
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08-28-2007, 08:06 PM #7`•.¸¸.•´><((((º>`•.¸¸.•´¯`•.¸.•´¯`•...¸><((((º>
"Having been Baptized by uller his frosty air now burns my soul with confirmation. I am once again pure." - frozenwater
"once i let go of my material desires many opportunities for playing with the planet emerge. emerge - to come into being through evolution. ok back to work - i gotta pack." - Slaag Master
"As for Flock of Seagulls, everytime that song comes up on my ipod, I turn it up- way up." - goldenboy
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08-28-2007, 08:17 PM #8
Who won the fight?
Originally Posted by wintermittentOriginally Posted by snowsprite
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08-28-2007, 08:21 PM #9indentured servant
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geez, that's almost as good as your "have fun storming the castle" comment from 24hrs
see you at lunch tomorrow
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08-28-2007, 08:31 PM #10~
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I thought you were on an airplane and the captain came on the speaker with the announcements, "we are flying at 1500 feet" and so forth, then unbeknownest to him he leaves the speaker on and says, "i could really use a blow job and a steak" The stewardess runs of the aisle and i think you yelled at her, "DONT FORGET THE STEAK"
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08-28-2007, 08:38 PM #11
~~~~~~~ +++++++ VIBES ++++ +!!!!~~~~
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08-28-2007, 09:33 PM #12Funky But Chic
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08-29-2007, 06:47 AM #13
Did you tape the make-up sex?
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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08-29-2007, 07:46 AM #14
Thank you for brightening up my day!
F-in great!"Life's not a bitch. Life's a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy." - Aesop
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08-29-2007, 08:12 AM #15
++++++++ How long did it take the dwarf to whup your ass this time?
It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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08-29-2007, 09:36 AM #16
On the topic of witty comebacks, anyone watch Extras? It has its moments. There was a good exchange in the episode with Ben Stiller. Ben was directing a movie in which Andy Millman (Ricky Gervais) was an extra. Stiller acts like he's a real tyrant in the episode:
Ben Stiller: And who are you?
Andy Millman: Nobody.
Ben Stiller: What?
Andy Millman: Nobody.
Ben Stiller: Exactly. And who am I?
Andy Millman: Either Starsky or Hutch, I can never remember.
Ben Stiller: Was that supposed to be funny?
Andy Millman: You tell me, you were in it.
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08-29-2007, 09:59 AM #17
Comedy!
*8 char*
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08-29-2007, 10:02 AM #18Skiing powder worldwide
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Dude,
I laughed out loud while i was on the phone with a customer when I read this.
YOu are kidding with that comment.
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08-29-2007, 10:11 AM #19
I laft
But in case you were wondering
Web Results 1 - 10 of about 207 for He looked up at me and said "I am NOT happy!" So I said, "Well, which one ARE you then? . (0.14 seconds)Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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08-29-2007, 10:29 AM #20
just joking, no crash, no dupmtrucks
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08-29-2007, 10:53 AM #21
But you did get beat up by a dwarf right? Otherwise I want my positive vibes back.
It's not so much the model year, it's the high mileage or meterage to keep the youth of Canada happy
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09-21-2009, 02:07 PM #22
well this is the 3 year anniversary of my crash. I was re-reading old posts about it, and just wanted to thank everyone for the help, support, laughts, NSFW posts and everything else.
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09-21-2009, 02:18 PM #23
Glad you are here to celebrate it!!
The pacifists always lose, because the anti-pacifists kill them.
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09-21-2009, 02:24 PM #24thank you very little
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no doubt...happy you're well. That was quite the ordeal to follow online...seems like you've got a great crew of fam/friends around you.
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09-21-2009, 02:25 PM #25
do dwarfs ski ??
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