wanted web guru webmaster

**shredex** · 03-09-2006, 07:39 PM

Looking for motivated web geek who knows the ins and outs of sites for Action Sports film company...
Must have experience and sites to check out.
thanks

**Ski Monkey** · 03-09-2006, 07:41 PM

Originally Posted by shredex

Looking for motivated web geek who knows the ins and outs of sites for Action Sports film company...
Must have experience and sites to check out.
thanks

An all encompassing web geek? That's easy. I'm good at finding porn and bypassing corporate firewalls.

Care to share your other requirements?

**shredex** · 03-09-2006, 07:52 PM

Yeah we ride those too. Fo Reel.
Looking for someone to bring creativity
and knowledge to our site. Flash.

**Blurred** · 03-09-2006, 07:56 PM

Flash sucks. And say goodbye to your dial-up users. Good plan!

**Ski Monkey** · 03-09-2006, 07:57 PM

Originally Posted by shredex

Yeah we ride those too. Fo Reel.
Looking for someone to bring creativity
and knowledge to our site. Flash.

Ride what? Steel horses?

Knowledge and flash...what like jazz hands flash?

(I really think I've got a shot at this...)

**Playa** · 03-09-2006, 07:59 PM

my girlfriend has her own porn site, does that qualify?

**seanyob** · 03-09-2006, 08:02 PM

Originally Posted by Playa

my girlfriend has her own porn site, does that qualify?

eh'hem.....URL please!

**Playa** · 03-09-2006, 08:04 PM

Originally Posted by seanyob

eh'hem.....URL please!

Ha! you wish

here's a hint, her name is tiffany

**Tippster** · 03-09-2006, 08:06 PM

People still use dial-up?

**Ski Monkey** · 03-09-2006, 08:06 PM

Originally Posted by Playa

Ha! you wish

here's a hint, her name is tiffany

http://www.tiffanydoesla.com

**Blurred** · 03-09-2006, 08:07 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

People still use dial-up?

Yes. They vote conservative and live in the midwest.

**Ski Monkey** · 03-09-2006, 08:09 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Yes. They vote conservative and live in the midwest.

Well fuck them hosers then. Broadband it is.

**seanyob** · 03-09-2006, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by Playa

Ha! you wish

here's a hint, her name is tiffany

So you say she has one then you don't want anyone to go there? hmmmm, sounds like someone has issues with his chick showing her snatch/getting plowed/swallowing a donkey dick/etc on the web...

Just my $.02

**Tippster** · 03-09-2006, 08:11 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Yes. They vote conservative and live in the midwest.

Oh.... them. They scare me.

**Ski Monkey** · 03-09-2006, 08:18 PM

13 posts, 17 views, well done folks.

I'm back to programming my website now.

**fez** · 03-09-2006, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by BlurredElevens

Flash sucks. And say goodbye to your dial-up users. Good plan!

not to mention say goodbye to search engines and anyone who needs adaptive technologies to browse the web.

**steve** · 03-09-2006, 10:23 PM

stop trying to be cool with flash and instead be smart.
start by learning everything you can about web usability, then start looking for a web developer.

**Free Range Lobster** · 03-09-2006, 10:42 PM

Its done.
Its over.
Get the fuck over flash, nobody gives a shit about your stupid interface with your gorilla steeze muzak shit.

Its all about css, cross browser compatibility, and fast lightweight sites now jong.

And if I see one more "intro" to a website I'll fucking stab someone.

**Ski Monkey** · 03-10-2006, 12:57 AM

Originally Posted by likwid

Its done.
Its over.
Get the fuck over flash, nobody gives a shit about your stupid interface with your gorilla steeze muzak shit.

Its all about css, cross browser compatibility, and fast lightweight sites now jong.

And if I see one more "intro" to a website I'll fucking stab someone.

Exactly.

My personal favorite besides css and lightweight sites though is the new marketing buzzwords; Web3.0, and AJAX.

edit: i've been notified web2.0 is no longer cutting edge, it's all about the 3-0. Damn, this stuff changes fast.

**Orange Julius** · 03-10-2006, 01:03 AM

It's Web 3.0 now you fucking tool. I'm all about the ROI on the SEO sucka.

**huck4bucks** · 03-10-2006, 01:08 AM

Originally Posted by Playa

Ha! you wish

here's a hint, her name is tiffany

Last name Teen?

**shredex** · 03-10-2006, 10:37 AM

Flash Da? Thats why we are looking for a webmaster who knows whats up?
I did not start the thread to argue about flash or whats best for our site.. I don't know shit about whats what on the web. All I know is that we are looking for a motivated webmaster who knows whats up and wants to work for money. Thanks

**Ski Monkey** · 03-10-2006, 11:19 AM

Originally Posted by shredex

Flash Da? Thats why we are looking for a webmaster who knows whats up?
I did not start the thread to argue about flash or whats best for our site.. I don't know shit about whats what on the web. All I know is that we are looking for a motivated webmaster who knows whats up and wants to work for money. Thanks

A nobel cause to be sure. I think you would run into less resistance from the maggots if you actually gave some detailed requirements about the position you are seeking to fill. In this day and age, just saying you need a webmaster is a bit too vague. Then, you went and had to make a flash reference and that about sealed the deal.