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09-22-2005, 01:00 PM
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yelgatgab
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The APBT should be outlawed!
My fat fingers accidentally typed some extra letters in the title. What I'm talking about is the American Bulldyke (AB). Statistics show that men in American expect their lesbians to be drop dead gorgeous, wear nighties and have loose ideas of their true sexual orientation. However, the American Bulldyke is ruining this notion by being less-than-hot, wearing jeans and cutoff plaid buttons downs and not wanting anything to do with men.
They should be outlawed allowing true lesbians to once again flourish.
Discuss.
Last edited by bagtagley; 09-22-2005 at 01:46 PM.
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09-22-2005, 01:01 PM
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I second that emotion.
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09-22-2005, 01:03 PM
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"The Harmonizer"
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Originally Posted by bagtagley
My fat fingers accidentally typed some extra letters in the title. What I'm talking about is the American Bulldike (AB). Statistics show that men in American expect their lesbians to be drop dead gorgeous, wear nighties and have loose ideas of their true sexual orientation. However, the American Bulldike is ruining this notion by being less-than-hot, wearing jeans and cutoff plaid buttons downs and not wanting anything to do with men.
They should be outlawed allowing true lesbians to once again flourish.
Discuss.
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With video, I presume.
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09-22-2005, 01:13 PM
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killin' it
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Truest words ever spoken. I'm making "Boycott APBT" t-shirts right now.
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09-22-2005, 01:23 PM
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yelgatgab
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Originally Posted by BRUTAH
Truest words ever spoken. I'm making "Boycott APBT" t-shirts right now.
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Boycott American Pit Bulldikes named Terri
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09-22-2005, 01:29 PM
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The country needs bus drivers, gym teachers, softball coaches and cops.
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09-22-2005, 01:32 PM
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"The Harmonizer"
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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
The country needs bus drivers, gym teachers, softball coaches and cops.
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And don't forget the flannel shirt industry.
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That's gayer than Steven S. Dallas and Rontele meeting after work for cosmos.
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09-22-2005, 01:36 PM
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snacking while boozing
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As long as I don't lose my Forester, I'm cool with this.
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09-22-2005, 01:41 PM
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yelgatgab
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Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
The country needs bus drivers, gym teachers, softball coaches and cops.
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Or softball players for that matter.
Hmm, illegal immigrants?
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09-22-2005, 01:43 PM
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Let's go, smokes.
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The word dike (or dyke) supposedly comes from the celtic queen Boudica who led the first army to defeat Roman soldiers. It is said that she and women from her country would march into battle naked and the Romans, being the prudes that they were, found themselves unable to fight nekkid women. Boudica was eventually captured and swallowed poison to avoid execution.
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09-22-2005, 01:45 PM
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Man, my daughter's Gym teacher is a Bulldyke, has a kid with her partner, and also has my last name. Ugh.
She's really cool, however.
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09-22-2005, 01:47 PM
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7k and out.
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Man, my daughter's Gym teacher is a Bulldyke, has a kid with her partner, and also has my last name. Ugh.
She's really cool, however.
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I didn't realise your last name was Chubb-Selbian too.
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09-22-2005, 04:54 PM
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library squatter
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Originally Posted by bagtagley
They should be outlawed allowing true lesbians to once again flourish.
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Steve: "You understand that there's a difference between real life and low quality lesbian porn?"
Jeff: "You don't know that. You don't know what woman get up to on their own. Why reject the only evidence we have?"
Steve: "It's not evidence!"
Jeff: "It might be, maybe women are completely different when we're not with them. Maybe they're not cross all the time."
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09-22-2005, 05:02 PM
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Would you rather waste your time and money buying drinks for women who didn't announce their orientation?
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09-23-2005, 01:09 PM
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Living on Bacon Street
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"Rosie the Riviter" never really rivited anything.
She got that name from the jaw-dropping frenzied and furious pumping she did with her 14 inch strap-on Lesbo 9000.
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09-23-2005, 02:06 PM
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Splat- is that some kind of official lesbian plaque??? A girl in the office has that shit all over her cube (poster, smaller picture, pin, screensaver, etc...). I know she's lesbian, pretty open about it, but I never really knew what the girl power things were all about.
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09-23-2005, 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by PacRimRider1
The word dike (or dyke) supposedly comes from the celtic queen Boudica who led the first army to defeat Roman soldiers. It is said that she and women from her country would march into battle naked and the Romans, being the prudes that they were, found themselves unable to fight nekkid women. Boudica was eventually captured and swallowed poison to avoid execution.
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Romans......Prude?!?!?! Who's teaching these history lessons! Animal,vegetable,mineral,they didn't care,the Romans would F*ck anything.The crack of dawn wasn't safe from them!They are renowned for their sexual appetite,& it's well documented.Maybe they took off their armour to f*ck Boudica & were cut down with their johnsons out.That seems more plausible.
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