Recon on future bitches TR

[ak_powder_monkey]

Skipped ski parctice and decided to go skiing it was to damn nice not too (damnit not a cloud in the sky this is really starting to blow) the snow was fairly crappy but not super inconsistent and the tree lines could be really cool with some good snow, I only had to down hike a teeny bit of single track though.

Quimby with his pimp ride


Anyhow here are the lines
First to put things in context this is across the valley the first peak on the left is Renduvou peak the chair at Alpenglow almost gets to the top of that.

The Ridge we were on has some steep stuff on the windward side (can't really see it but trust me its there)

Quimby (trying to be) Pointing out the sick couloir on Blacktailed Rocks

Closer Veiw

And lastly what will be my bitch, the only problem is that cliff lookers left of the peak that seems to be right in the ridge line... I think we'll have to traverse to the face and finnish the ascent from there.

[Crinkle]

wow another report without substance

[meatdrink9]

wow another report without substance

You should make a new story with the photos to make a better TR. Maybe a gang of roving Alaskan teen masturbation deviants?

[meatdrink9]

Come on the story writes itself.

Team Tadpole Wrangler hit the hills again today. The old priest that taught me how to spank it to crossing signals couldn't make it out today as he'd gotten overly excited at the Team Tadpole Wrangler Jizzfest the previous evening and degloved his shlong while spanking in the Grande Finale.

Quimby leaning against the car he painted entirely with his own semen.


This was the mountain where I woke up. I was in some pain, but mostly felt guilty for all the dead tadpoles on the ground, and my pants, and shirt, and hair, and on my Hello Kitty stationary set.


On the winter solstice we all stand on this ridge wearing robes. When the sun rises we unleash the tadpoles on the village below. Sometimes I cry after.


Quimby (hand on cack) Pointing to the sacred masturbation grounds.


Closer View (you can almost make out the enchanted muffin).


And lastly this is the mountain we made out of semen and popsicle sticks.


all in good fun.

[ak_powder_monkey]

ummm k

mastrabation is not a team sport.


(actully its not a sport at all but whatever)

[meatdrink9]

only teasing you AKPM (and crinkle to a lesser degree). you can do the same with next one of my TRs. hopefully this isn't too offensive. just for laughs.

[raddam]

I laughed!!!

deep at the Mass MD9, git here

[ak_powder_monkey]

only teasing you AKPM (and crinkle to a lesser degree). you can do the same with next one of my TRs. hopefully this isn't too offensive. just for laughs.

are you saying my TR has substance?

[BobMc]

are you saying my TR has substance?

I think he was saying you masturbate too much, but I could be reading that wrong.

BobMc

[ak_powder_monkey]

I think he was saying you masturbate too much, but I could be reading that wrong.

BobMc

sadly you're probably right, fuck I need to get laid

[truth]

Team Tadpole Wrangler

Heh.

masturbate too much

Too much is never enough.

[Crinkle]

are you saying my TR has substance?

or maybe he is being polite and telling you that your TR sucks in a funny way

[ak_powder_monkey]

or maybe he is being polite and telling you that your TR sucks in a funny way

way to bump my crappy thread

[Darkside]

degloved his shlong

that sounds like it would hurt.

[road trip]

Come on the story writes itself.

Uh.. yeeeah.. that's the way I was thinking it through!

[TheDingleberry]

way to bump my crappy thread

All
Your
Theads
Fucking
Suck.

[phUnk]

Come on the story writes itself.

Posting to petition meatdrink9 to ghostwrite all of AKPM's posts from now on.

All in favor?

[kush1]

Posting to petition meatdrink9 to ghostwrite all of AKPM's posts from now on.

All in favor?

I

23456789

[TheDingleberry]

I

23456789

seconded. BITCH!

[Plakespear]

Good thing I finished my cranberry juice before I read that. I would have hated to nasally spray that all over my keyboard

[glademaster]

Posting to petition meatdrink9 to ghostwrite all of AKPM's posts from now on.

All in favor?

In favor for sure.

[vinzclortho]

All in favor?

AYE.


but MD9, can the next one be about AKPM working hard to get into the finals of the "pick-your-nose-and-eat-it rodeo" and involve druids??? maybe???

[phUnk]

Seconding the request for druids.

[scoober]

All
Your
Theads
Fucking
Suck.

There aren't any fucking threads, thats the problem. Which is also apparently the cause of all the masturbation.

[vote4pedro]

Seconding the request for druids.

maybe it could have druids fending off a rabid gang of ninjas with wicked eighties guitar riffs all in protection of an epic line.