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  1. 01-28-2005, 03:56 PM #1
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    Talking Man peed way out of avalanche

    This is hard proof that we must ALL carry 60 bottles of beer in our cars at all times. If a cop asks you about it, just produce this inspring story.



    Man peed way out of avalanche

    A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

    Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

    He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

    But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

    He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

    He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

    Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
    “When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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  2. 01-28-2005, 03:57 PM #2
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    Sorry I beat you to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by CUBUCK
    Sorry I beat you to it

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    too funny - and I even did TWO searches to see if it had already been posted. One search for "peed" and another for "avalanche."

    Well....I tried....
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  4. 01-28-2005, 04:05 PM #4
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    The Mackenzie Brothers Salute Mr. Richard Kral.
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    LOL at "after cracking one open to think about the problem"
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    My brother & I used to say that drowning in beer would be like heaven.Now I've got a couple of soakers,he's not here,...this isn't heaven,this sucks!
    Calmer than you dude
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ
    Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.
    Uh did you see this? or were you fixated on the beer? I have friends in Euro right now - I can't wait to see the pics.
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    That is fucking awesome. See now there is absolutly nothing wrong with that case that is always in my ski pack, its there for avy safety.
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  9. 02-03-2005, 08:37 AM #9
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    Boooo....

    http://www.snopes.com/media/notnews/avalanche.asp

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  10. 07-17-2007, 07:57 AM #10
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    Hilarious and lucky.
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  11. 07-17-2007, 03:49 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt.
    This line made me imagine this guy giving interviews all hammered with piss down the front of him. Very funny shit.
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