BILLY MAYS MUST DIE !!!

**Core Shot** · 05-10-2008, 08:37 AM

I can't fucking stand him.

Been stuck on the couch and toilet for 3 days and this fucktard is now selling health insurance.
Has he no shame?
He jumped the shark with his first oxyclean ads. Why the fuck is he still around?

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From Wikipedia:

For example, Washington Post staff writer Frank Ahrens called him "a full-volume pitchman, amped up like a candidate for a tranquilizer-gun takedown."[3] The website Consumerama similarly panned Mays' style, comparing his appearance to "a bouncer in a cut-and-shoot' bar" and describing his delivery as "rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat....". Consumerama awarded him its "Naked Mole-Rats of Marketing Award" for "shameless consumer abuse." [4]

Products advertised

OxiClean
Orange Clean, Orange Glo
Hercules Hook wall hangers
Simoniz Fix It Scratch Remover
Ding King automotive dent remover
Zorbeez absorbent towels
Lint-B-Gone lint brush
Samurai Shark knife sharpener
Liquid Diamond car waxing product
AwesomeAuger Ground Auger, Weed Auger, and Power Extender gardening tools
Turbo Tiger vacuum cleaner
FreeFone wireless phone holder
Handy Switch remote light switches
Mighty Putty
Micro-Men Duster
FoneFree wireless cellphone headset
Easy Off Bam!
Sealtite Tire Sealant
Currie Motors Chrysler Credit Hotline
Vidalia Slice Wizard
Vidalia Chop-it
Steam Buddy wrinkle remover/creaser
Cutco Kitchenware
Street Options Auto Accessories
Energize energy supplement
EngraveIt
Kaboom!
never scrub tile cleaner
Sandstrom OnTV
Mighty Mend It
Awesome Auger
Big City Slider Station
Gopher reach extending tool
Mighty Putty
Loo Links Chains

**Benny Profane** · 05-10-2008, 09:04 AM

NO! SAY IT LOUDER! BILLY MAYS MUST DIE! DIE! CALL HIM NOW AND TELL HIM! QUICK! IF YOU DO, YOU'LL ALSO GET TO HELP! AND WATCH HIS MOM DIE! DO IT! NOW!

Billy Mays · 05-10-2008, 10:36 AM

Why all the hate? I'm just trying to get ahead like everybody else!!!

**warthog** · 05-10-2008, 11:22 AM

You forgot the first rule of advertising. Say it at least 3 times for people to remember it.

BILLY MAYS MUST DIE!!!
BILLY MAYS MUST DIE!!!
BILLY MAYS MUST DIE!!!

**trainnvain** · 05-10-2008, 11:27 AM

Separated at birth?

**Core Shot** · 05-10-2008, 02:01 PM

Aggggh. He's on again.

This is the one that pushed me over the edge. Who the fuck would trust this asshat for health insurance?

**ill-advised strategy** · 05-10-2008, 02:06 PM

mighty putty is also sold as aquamend and it's really good for coreshots

**72Twenty** · 05-10-2008, 02:07 PM

Yeah, he's a peckerwood.

**Core Shot** · 05-10-2008, 02:11 PM

Here are the health care genius minds behind the Billy Mays Health Insurance Program:

THE SHATZ BROTHERS !!

Harold L Shatz
Chairman
Harold Shatz began his professional career in 1966. He met Mr. Sam Walton of Wal-Mart, and established and maintained a business relationship with Wal-Mart which still continues today. By 1976 he had formed his own sales agency, Domino Industries, which under his watch as president, grew to a fifty million dollar company, over the next twenty two years. He is recognized for his marketing leadership, innovative marketing strategies, motivation of his employees, and most importantly his understanding and enforcing the importance of customer service.

In 2001 he moved to Boca Raton, FL. where the personal experience of finding a health insurance plan made him acutely aware of the healthcare crisis. It is his “street sense” business acumen combined with his empathy and caring for his fellow human beings that set him on the course which brought him to the juncture where he has helped develop a viable solution to the healthcare crisis for so many American Families. He is also a Licensed Florida Insurance Agent.

Samuel G Shatz
President and COO
Sam Shatz after attending the Fashion Institute of Technology began his career in 1971 as salesman for a New York apparel company. His performance in sales and sales management realized him a new opportunity and in 1978 he joined the apparel conglomerate Manhattan Industries as President of their “Sportswear by Vera” division, reversing a downward trend in volume, reducing manufacturing costs, and adding additional product under a new label to increase the fortunes of the division where he stayed until 1993.

Recognizing an opportunity under NAFTA to bring Canadian made apparel to the U. S. market he formed the marketing company Loring & Tremont. These efforts resulted in sales in excess of $10 million. He is a licensed insurance agent.

In early 2004, being intrigued by the opportunity and challenge that was being undertaken by his brother, Harold, in finding a viable solution to the healthcare crisis in America, he has fulfilled a life long desire to be in business with his sibling and joined him in this pursuit.

**72Twenty** · 05-10-2008, 03:52 PM

Can he even talk without moving his hands?

**72Twenty** · 06-09-2008, 09:19 PM

He's the love child between Bob Vila and Richard Simmons.

Think about it.

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**lobstahmeatwad** · 06-09-2008, 09:29 PM

your list of endorsed products is inaccurate. You listed Awesome Auger twice.

**Core Shot** · 06-19-2008, 08:00 PM

AAAGHHHHH. Back to back ads Mighty Putty and iCAN Insurance

Anyone else want to start a fund to hire a hitman to assasinate this fool?

I start things off with 28 cents and a ritz cracker.

**Tunco** · 06-19-2008, 08:06 PM

Well I'm sold. The red monolith of jello gets smaller and the blue one gets bigger, I mean you can see it for your self.

**rideit** · 06-19-2008, 08:06 PM

Ron Popiel is truly the one to blame.
Poor Willie Mays...

**TeleHoar** · 06-20-2008, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by lobstahmeatwad

your list of endorsed products is inaccurate. You listed Awesome Auger twice.

and the Mighty Putty.

WTF is mighty putty anyway?
Will it pull a face off the newspaper pictures and stretch it to make whacky faces?

**soul_skier** · 06-20-2008, 10:10 AM

say what you want, but that oxi clean shit works

**bio-smear** · 06-20-2008, 10:14 AM

I'd love to have his job. 5 or 6 takes with a lot of stroke-inducing enthusiasm, then go fishing the rest of the day.

**Trashcan** · 02-06-2009, 06:58 PM

"Call now and we'll send you not ONE, not TWO but THREE of this bullshit product I'm pushing cause you all are stupid fucktards and I'm making a shit ton of money to do this".

**freshie247** · 02-06-2009, 07:17 PM

Yeah He & Vince for Shamwow should be SHAMDEAD!

**rsknight1** · 02-06-2009, 09:54 PM

Listen to the man:

**bean** · 02-07-2009, 08:35 AM

With a beard I look strangely similar to Billy Mays. Much to my chagrin, after I pointed that out the gf has been strongly in favor of me shaving it off even before winter is over.

(I'm a little bit lower key though)

**Flaskman** · 02-11-2009, 11:20 AM

Here's a product I wish he would advertise...

http://news.yahoo.com/comics/inthebl...9DeJ.3z20F_b4F

**Jim J** · 02-11-2009, 11:39 AM

Billy Mays' kid has something to say to you......

**MMP** · 02-11-2009, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by breakneck74

I most whole heartedly agree, and appologize for stealing your title...apparently it is a common theme... see my blog and how I infer Billy Mays' implicit involvement in 9/11! http://merlotandtheinternet.blogspot.com/

tried to read your blog. stopped after the first sentence which reads

"So, today we had Snow again...I am not sure I welcomed it as much as I did back in December. Oh, well..what did that Groundhog say?"

go away JONG