Wyoming keg purchase (SBR- SuperBowl related)

[Egon]

Looking for the closest place to salt lake to purchase kegs of cold, cheap, domestic. Liquor store recommendations? Any issues with utah cops?
cammo needed?
It's Superbowl XL, so I must drink accordingly.
Thanks,
Egon

[A-wreck]

You should just come to Detroit.
All the hookers are here.

[F#*k you cat]

There are kegs in Evanston WY
Many Liquor stores there
I would keep your Peeps on the lookout when you buy one though
look for undercover cops mainly and obey the speed limit till you land at the U of U
The Ticket for Importing real beer into utah is 1,000 USD and they take all of your beer for "Evidence" which is bogus
Also Kegs are Illegal in Utah so they might hit you even harder
Good Luck

K

[wicked_sick]

There probably aren't as many hookers in Utah either.

[A-wreck]

They are everywhere in Detroit now.
Not just on Michigan ave or Second ave.
Everywhere.

[ripdaeast]

look for undercover cops mainly

We've been hunting this guy for months...an entire keg filled with delicious 6% beer. I hope they lock this scumbag up and throw away the key...