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Thread: If ever a product was designed for the TGR crowd...

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    If ever a product was designed for the TGR crowd...

    It's probably not this one.

    Straight outta Korea...

    The snow rollerblade. Today ridicule, tomorrow ridicule.
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    Awesome times look to be had by all who choose this product.

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    The biggest problem with ^^^them is trying to keep those pesky dicks out of your ass.
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    As an added feature, all snow rollerblades come with a tube of KY jelly for easier insertion of large cocks

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    Maggot summit, Korea:

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    Q: where would i buy the boots from is it the case of buying a pair of roller blades taking the wheels of and putting the skis on and thats it ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Breakwater View Post
    Q: where would i buy the boots from is it the case of buying a pair of roller blades taking the wheels of and putting the skis on and thats it ?
    A: Yes. you take off the wheel from rollerblade and put the frame on our ski. That's it to enjoy snowblade. Thanks.


    Haha wow. I don't think wheelbase is a standard spec on rollerblade.

    Edit: nevermind, looks like it supports a wide range of wheelbases, this will be a huge moneymaker!

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    Everyone needs to read the text below the guy in the yellow... Some of the most intense Engrish of all time
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    Quote Originally Posted by SchralphMacchio View Post
    this will be a huge moneymaker!
    It's all relative.

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    I saw a pair of those suspensions skis outside of wildwood a few weeks ago.
    the guy walked up and started frothing about them. Solid construction, he was warbling on about all the data and said Gorsuch had demos. He clicked in and I watched him ride down to 4, he made very nice round turns.

    It is good people are trying new products that are not poopdick-superblades or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crampedon View Post
    I saw a pair of those suspensions skis outside of wildwood a few weeks ago.
    the guy walked up and started frothing about them. Solid construction, he was warbling on about all the data and said Gorsuch had demos. He clicked in and I watched him ride down to 4, he made very nice round turns.

    It is good people are trying new products that are not poopdick-superblades or something.
    Wayne Wong rides for Anton, so they're slightly tougher to make fun of.

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