Head "Spatulas"? What are theese ski´s?

[Meathelmet]

Ripped of from the Merlyns Las lenas post.

What the heck are these monsters?



The topsheet seems to be from this years supermojo (old im103), but the strengthenings under the bindings looks very un-monstereuse.

Wtfck?

[Arno]

... and are they really wider at the back than at the front

[lemon boy]

good thing squackman can be relied on to be wrong about every single thing.

Got any hot stock tips for us? jesus.

[marshalolson]

somebody modified their Head Supermojo's, that's all

modified how, exactly?

[lemon boy]

well first the expoxy'd two together (4 total)

then the ran em through a bandsaw to reshape

then they bent the tips way up

finally the slapped on a new topsheet that says "Supremo" instead of supermojo

you know, just the basics

[marshalolson]

ah, i see... how dumb of me, not catching that initially.

[Darkside]

somebody modified their Head Supermojo's, that's all

I told myself I wouldn't pay attention to this fuckface any more, but I just have to...

Look at the Sugar Daddys in the background (99mm waist). The Head skis are obviously not Supermojo's (102mm), they're more like 130mm.

[Red Baron]

I emailed the pic to a friend who works for Head and should have an answer soon...

[flatlander420]

The brakes don't look very affective.

[lemon boy]

The brakes don't look very affective.

tell us how they really feel.

[SquawMan]

I told myself I wouldn't pay attention to this fuckface any more, but I just have to...

Look at the Sugar Daddys in the background (99mm waist). The Head skis are obviously not Supermojo's (102mm), they're more like 130mm.

so maybe somebody stole a topsheet, and placed it on another homemade ski

WOW! wooo hoo! you're a genius!!!

I liked you better in your Ogre alias

[Steven S. Dallas]

I liked you better in your Ogre alias

Way off.

[lemon boy]

that's awesome, somebody stole four topsheets glued them together (2 each) made the graphic look seamless and then put them on their homemade skis to make them look just like some Head prototypes so they'd be attractive to steal and left them outside their apt to make an internet buzz!

BRILLIANT!

[Professor]

Oh come on LB. You know what they are. They are extra long snowlerblades. Its the wave of the future

[crashnburn'd]

I would just like to point out that 'theese' is actually spelled these.

[lemon boy]

please tell me the name of the company you work for as an accountant so I can short the stock.....PLEASE!!!

Just one more thing for you to be wrong about huh?

Prof, I got some extra long snowlerblades they're so fun.

[irul&ublo]

Ripped of from the Merlyns Las lenas post.

What the heck are these monsters?



The topsheet seems to be from this years supermojo (old im103), but the strengthenings under the bindings looks very un-monstereuse.

Wtfck?

That is actually the business end of the prototype LesboStrap 9000 Mk. V, cleverly disguised as a ski to fool any industrial spy.

[crashnburn'd]

orka, orka, orka

........

[lemon boy]

hey, all I did was transcribe the fucking r and the k, it wasn't that big a mistake dude.

[crashnburn'd]

hey, all I did was transcribe the fucking r and the k, it wasn't that big a mistake dude.

So you meant to say okra in regards to whales? For flavor perhaps?

[splat]

The brakes don't look very affective.

I can't think of a single reason why there shouldn't be slots cut into the ski for the most newest, advanced brake system in the world to go right out the bottom. Think of the rooster tail they'd make.

[crashnburn'd]

I can't think of a single reason why there shouldn't be slots cut into the ski for the most newest, advanced brake system in the world to go right out the bottom. Think of the rooster tail they'd make.

Do brakes work in deep snow anyways? The snow seems to just ignore the fact that I took a couple hours out of my day to bend brakes, assuming my skis are base-side down.

Although roostertails are core.

[lemon boy]

wow dude, you really got it out bad for okras. Do you not like veggies in general or just fried veggies? Time to let it go I think. unless yer squawkman's alias in which case I wholeheartedly think you should keep it up

In answer to your question: brakes don't really work good in the snow but I bet that his ankle straps work okay (obviously, you can't tell for 100% but they look like they get actually attached a la old skuul windmillers.

[The AD]

I would just like to point out that 'theese' is actually spelled these.

...and ski's is actually spelled skis.

[Dromond]

Do brakes work in deep snow anyways?

I'm going to say not that well. However it's not unthinkable that an ejected ski could find its way onto a shallow/hard snow surface. i.e. I doubt that brakes would be totally useless on a ski like that. [/e-speculation]