Skier Pick-Up Lines

[TeleHoar]

Valentines Day is tomorrow.

For the single maggot who is trolling for love tomorrow I present several pick-up lines for you to use. Good luck!

• The snow report says there is 6" out there, But come with me and I'll show you 12"!
  
  Are you a bootfitter? Cause you're sure making my tongue stiff.
  
  Nice Moguls! Can I see where you put them in the summer?
  
  (Walk into your favorite apres-ski bar and simply shout) "Single?"
  
  I like my skis like I like my women....with really big tits.
  
  Consider this your season pass...can I buy you a drink?
  
  I'm wearing knee pads and I'm not afraid to use them.
  
  I bet ski patrol is jealous, your howitzers are much bigger.
  
  Is your name Hestra? Cause I bet you're dexterous as fuck.
  
  Do you work for the ski area? Cause you're givin me a liftie!
  
  Buy me a drink? I think it's time you earned your turn.
  
  To bad you're not buried under an avalanche because you seem to need some probing.
  
  I won't pull your pass if you duck my rope.
  
  Can I poach your powder stash?
  
  It must be first chair because I see myself in your virgin corduroys.
  
  Whats your DIN?
  
  Lets go back to your gondola and get down-loaded.
  
  You must rent your ski clothes too, because I heard there have been alot of people in your pants.
  
  I'm with resort operations and we need your help, can I put my pipe-dragon in your garage?
  
  I can clear snow off my goggles...with my tongue.
  
  I have an ava-lung, which means I don't have to come up for air.
  Is your coulior as tight as they say it is?
  
  Looks like they have been doing avalanche control around here, because I just found me a bombshell!
  

Please post your best skier/snowboard/snowlerblader pick-up lines, help some maggots out so they can start their own anonymous relationship-help threads.






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[i killed judas.]

this is incredible

[NippleHighPow]

I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail.

[SkiOrDie]

I always ski with three poles.

[Rontele]

I need a sitski for my third "leg"

Now that we are romantically encased in this gondola, how about you go down on me?

[filthyfrenchbum]

WOW! I know what I'm doing tommorow.

That is an impressive collection of golden lines. Thanks!

[Conundrum]

I'm a ski instructor.

[Blurred]

She said she wanted 12" hard and wanted it to hurt.
















I fucked her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.

[The Dad]

I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail.

We have a winner!

[babybear]

I once was riding the lift with a random guy and we were making small talk. I said 'my hands are cold' and he said "well, it's pretty warm in my pants"
No joke.

[babybear]

I'll nose press your box if you lip slide my rail.

so gross steve!- or was that your moustache talking? I think you are rubbing off on me because I just though of another good one that I've heard-
'My that ski sweater is becoming on you, but if I was on you I would be coming too"

[Viva]

Nice boots...wanna fuck?

[NippleHighPow]

so gross steve!- or was that your moustache talking? I think you are rubbing off on me because I just though of another good one that I've heard-
'My that ski sweater is becoming on you, but if I was on you I would be coming too"

The mustache alter ego is Stebons. My man stash is beautiful and you know it!

And on that note I can also ask with total confidence..."wanna mustache ride?"

[iscariot]

"Hi I'm a local, wanna fuck?"

At this point they usually fall on their backs with their legs in the air.

[Blurred]

I think you are rubbing off on me

Steve rubbed one off on you?

[dumpy]

Ever ridden a Poma? No, let me show you how it works...


Edit: Doesn't usually work if you're actually near a Poma...

[NippleHighPow]

Steve rubbed one off on you?

I laughed/am still laughing. Well played sir, well played.

[DharmaBum]

Those pants look good on you. They'd look better on the floor next to my bed.

[babybear]

Steve rubbed one off on you?

ha! walked right into that- good one.

[Blurred]

ha! walked right into that

So, you're saying Steves spooge was air born?

[Gman]

I once was riding the lift with a random guy and we were making small talk. I said 'my hands are cold' and he said "well, it's pretty warm in my pants"
No joke.

was he a member of NAMBLA?

[babybear]

So, you're saying Steves spooge was air born?

i guess baby bear just elicits that strong of a reaction. ewww! B11- you are dirty!!

[babybear]

was he a member of NAMBLA?

perhaps,but I'm actually a girl so I think his intentions were hetero.

[HotCarl]

"Wanna go around the corner and watch me piss all over myself?"

[Laxsnowskisquatch]

Put sunscreen on like HOT DOG THE MOVIE.