The Martini Appreciation Thread
It took me many years to become an addict, but damn these things are tasty. I got there slowly. It began with Gin and Tonics. Then I began frequenting a bar with a kickass bartender that gives you your moneys worth. Barely a splash of tonic. Then I started having actual martinis at a buddys house. Now I am hooked.
1) Beefeater Gin
2) crushed ice, chilled shaker and chilled glass.
3) Shaken, not stirred, duh. Its the agitation or "bruising" of the gin that makes the magic.
4) Vermouth is for pussies.
5) a twist of lemon if you have it, but otherwise sit back and relax and enjoy the buzzzzz.
FKNA!
what floats your martini boat? I hope it doesnt involve appletinis or some other faggknob crappy drinks with umbrellas in them.
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