Definitely in honor of bad_roos post ya know.
Definitely in honor of bad_roos post ya know.
Last edited by BlurredElevens; 11-04-2004 at 06:57 PM.
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Old's Cool.
It's Roo's.
Deficately.
I only shit rose petals, so I choose this one.Originally Posted by optics
That would leave a colon full o thorns, no?Originally Posted by iceman
No thorns. Everything I eat is magically transformed into fluttery sweet-smelling rose petals. I don't know how I do it, but I could poop on you and you would enjoy the refreshing, sweet-smelling experience.
Really.
bump. Didn't seem to learn many the first time around.
Here's a joke from the twisted mind of my ex-girlfriend:
Her: What's the meaning of indefinately?
Me: Umm, I don't know.
Her: When your balls are slapping my ass, you're in - definately.
Me: Nice one.
How'd you know she spelled it incorrectly like that if she only verbalized it?Originally Posted by Lane Meyer
I like the joke, I overheard that same joke between Summit and Lone Star.
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mmmmm, Lucky Pierre you were.Originally Posted by BlurredElevens
Originally Posted by truth
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Damn minimum character requirement!
A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.
Science-fiction author Robert Heinlein
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