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Thread: Cats in the backcountry?

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    Wink Cats in the backcountry?

    They won't crap in the skintrack...I vote yay.

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    mountain cat?
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    Cougars - you won't even get 'em to the skintrack

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    Just don't circumcise your dog in the backcountry if it has any piercings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    They won't crap in the skintrack...
    what makes you think so?

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    Quote Originally Posted by klar
    what makes you think so?
    Is that a serious question?

    There are no serious questions allowed in this thread.

    Although my question asking you if your question is serious is serious.

    Seriously.

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    But cats are pretty slow in the BC, since they do that funny walk where they try to shake the snow off their paws after every step. stupid cat, you're just gonna step in more snow.

    You can replicate that walk in the comfort of your own home by sticking tape on the bottom of your cat's feet. Maybe with enought training like that, the cat could learn to walk faster and keep up.

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    I tried to take my cat with me once. She doesn't like being on a leash though
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    I'm glad that's all this topic turned out to be cause I was gonna be fucking pissed if after all the things he's done this year Ty went cat skiing too. BASTARDO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    I'm glad that's all this topic turned out to be cause I was gonna be fucking pissed if after all the things he's done this year Ty went cat skiing too. BASTARDO!
    (I did)

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    "a joke is a very serious thing."

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    Back on topic....

    I also vote yay because it would be cool to watch them huck....they'd stomp everything.

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    Where do you find enough cats to ski on? Do you dig a pit first? I'm thinking that skins made from cat tongues would have a good grip on steep ascents...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    (I did)

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    FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK!
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    would a cat tomahawk like that dog did?

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    It would also be cool knowing that you wouldn't have to bother saving them the first 8 times or so they got buried.
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    Dogahawk = unfunny. (Though I'm not sure why.)

    Catahawk = Now THAT would be a real rib-tickler.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    They won't crap in the skintrack...I vote yay.
    Actually, it would be much worse. They would dig up the skintrack to bury their crap.
    "I knew in an instant that the three dollars I had spent on wine would not go to waste."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    They won't crap in the skintrack...I vote yay.

    Oh yeah!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Arty50
    Actually, it would be much worse. They would dig up the skintrack to bury their crap.
    Shit, I wouldn't be able to put up with that crap.

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    I love brining pussies into the backcountry!!
    The older I get, the better I was.

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    Wait 'til you people start getting illegals in "your" backcountry. That's been going on in San Diego for well over 10 years. Of course, for less than minimum wage, they'll build you a very nice skintrack.
    Your dog just ate an avocado!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    Back on topic....

    I also vote yay because it would be cool to watch them huck....they'd stomp everything.

    Vote for this cat:


    This cat:


    This cat:


    Or this cat:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tyrone Shoelaces
    It would also be cool knowing that you wouldn't have to bother saving them the first 8 times or so they got buried.
    2 drops of cat pee!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick
    Vote for this cat:
    I vote for the pussy.

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