Post Pics of your Carnage Thread

**mtnbikerskierchick** · 07-25-2006, 05:47 PM

I admit it. I like carnage (I'm kind of sick like that)…. Especially the kind where everyone turns out fine in the long run and it just makes for a funny story.

Nothing I’ve seen beats Mulletizers’ injury in Utah this winter:
http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...ad.php?t=48012

But I had my own carnage the other day. Here is why you should always were long-sleeves while on snow, even in the summer

Here I’m trying to take a picture of my arm… Do you know how difficult it is to take a pic of your own arm? The majority of the bloody part is not even shown here.

The funniest thing was that I looked at all the blood in the snow and I couldn’t tell where it was coming from. I saw stuff on my glove and thought maybe it was coming from my face (that I’d touched my glove to my face). Nope. I saw blood pouring out of my glove and checked out my wrist. Nope, that’s fine too. Then I realized, it wasn’t pouring from my glove down my arm, it was pouring from my elbow down into my glove!

Here’s my pants stained w/ blood. And this is after trying to clean them with snow.

Okay, so now it's time to see if anyone is sick like me: so amused at their own blood they start taking pics of it I know some of you are out there! Time to share!

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**Bodhi** · 07-25-2006, 07:08 PM

No one ever seems to get a pic of me taking a good beater, and I def take my share of them...I ask, but no one ever gets a good one of me with my head planted in the snow...

**beaterdit** · 07-25-2006, 10:23 PM

I know, pretty boring but it's all I got right now.

**mtnbikerskierchick** · 07-25-2006, 10:25 PM

Scars are cool too. They are a true testament to carnage

"Chicks dig scars", right?

**Rasputin** · 07-25-2006, 10:42 PM

This one came on the first run of closing day at Snowbowl, it was a frozen hell of coral reef and chickenheads. A ski got ripped off my foot and I landed on it.

**altachic** · 07-25-2006, 10:54 PM

My last ride on the Crest turned out with a bad burn from my rotor.

**mtnbikerskierchick** · 07-25-2006, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by altachic

My last ride on the Crest turned out with a bad burn from my rotor.

Dang girl! That's a good one! It could be a tatoo!!!!!

**kona12** · 07-25-2006, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by altachic

My last ride on the Crest turned out with a bad burn from my rotor.

How the heck did your rotor burn you there??

**FrankZappa** · 07-26-2006, 08:08 AM

Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick

Here I’m trying to take a picture of my arm… Do you know how difficult it is to take a pic of your own arm? The majority of the bloody part is not even shown here.

I thought it was harder trying to bandage w/ only one arm/hand.

Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick

Here’s my pants stained w/ blood. And this is after trying to clean them with snow.

Maybe you should get out the pink ones - better color match.

Here's my latest:

Attachment 14762

**Pow4Brains** · 07-26-2006, 09:17 AM

Re-run, but the best I got.

**K-Stormchaser** · 07-26-2006, 09:22 AM

I couldn't let this thread pass by without including this pic...

**beaterdit** · 07-26-2006, 09:41 AM

OMG!
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Jeebus!
D'ja get to keep it?

Edit: AC, that is a sweet burn! It's gonna look cool when it's healed. It's BETTER than a tatoo.

**Franz Klammer** · 07-26-2006, 09:41 AM

Ripped my thigh apart 12 years ago when I didn't see the tree after a little drop. The titanium plate with 13 nails is no longer there but the remnants will accompany me for life.

**K-Stormchaser** · 07-26-2006, 09:45 AM

Originally Posted by Franz Klammer

Ripped my thigh apart 12 years ago when I didn't see the tree after a little drop. The titanium plate with 13 nails is no longer there but the stitches will accompany me for life.

You never had the stitches removed?

**Franz Klammer** · 07-26-2006, 09:46 AM

Originally Posted by K-Stormchaser

You never had the stitches removed?

Of course I did, sorry for the typo!

**kidwoo** · 07-26-2006, 09:51 AM

Two shattered ankles in one year.

**Meathelmet** · 07-26-2006, 11:15 AM

Originally Posted by kidwoo

Two shattered ankles in one year.

Aww,i can relate to that...

Ok.
Franz has about 40 more than i do.

**Cornholio** · 07-26-2006, 11:16 AM

I wanna see Ty's Admiral Akbar bruise again.

And stormchaser dood, WTF? What's the story behind that?

**watersnowdirt** · 07-26-2006, 11:28 AM

Ok - I now have to scan down this thread really fast when I open it to avoid looking at that broken finger. That is sooo horrid.

Nothing gross here - just one big, painful bruise. The only bruise that's ever made me sick to my stomach with pain.

**kadeater** · 07-26-2006, 11:39 AM

This is what a car door looks like when you shoot yourself inside a Jeep. Yes I'm a retard, yes it was an accident and yes it is my blood all over. But it got me a very expensive heli ride, a nice 5 day stay in intensive care, some sweet scars from the surgery they did to repair my femoral artery and the simple pleasure of peoples looks when I say "I'm so _______ (ex. bored, sore, tired) I want to shoot myself".

Broken collar bone. I would upload a pic from the x-rays if I could get them to load on this damn computer.

**PTracy P1** · 07-26-2006, 11:47 AM

FUCK.

**Cornholio** · 07-26-2006, 11:49 AM

You shot yourself from the outside of the car?

What the fuck were you thinking?

edit: Wait, I think that hole is flared inside out... still, What the fuck were you thinking?

**TyWebb** · 07-26-2006, 11:52 AM

I was in a little scuffle with a guy that had about 80 lbs on me, just exchanging recipes - and his buddy was nice enough to come up from behind and smash a bottle over my head.

I pulled a chunk of glass out of my forhead, wiped the blood out of my eyes and kept swinging.

**kadeater** · 07-26-2006, 11:53 AM

Originally Posted by Cornholio

You shot yourself from the outside of the car?

What the fuck were you thinking?

Nope I accidentaly shot myself from inside the car while riding along talking to a friend about the gun I shot myself with. That last pic. is where the bullet went through the car door.