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    apologies ladies of TGR ; bitches be cray

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    Link doesn't work on my thugnificent Samsung Galaxy device. You fail at the internet but your heart was in the right place so I rate your attempt generously at 2/10. Please try to suck less going forward.
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    hahahahah you dont have iphone

    hahahah
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    That's pretty crazy. Dude dodged a bullet.

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    Apple is the beast. How's a soldier like you gonna support them in their quest for one world order?
    Brandine: Now Cletus, if I catch you with pig lipstick on your collar one more time you ain't gonna be allowed to sleep in the barn no more!
    Cletus: Duly noted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser View Post
    Apple is the beast. How's a soldier like you gonna support them in their quest for one world order?
    i get them for dirt cheap
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    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    The quality of your shit posts is really going down hill.

    I had higher hopes for you...
    fear not soldier, the war has accelerated

    your skills will be utilized soon enough
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    i like that she typed "listen..."
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    Nobody texts someone after a first Internet date the next day if they aren't interesred.

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    They both sound like losers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Nobody texts someone after a first Internet date the next day if they aren't interesred.
    Meh

    Girl still cray
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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Nobody texts someone after a first Internet date the next day if they aren't interesred.
    Bullshit. I have a couple very cool female friends I've meet on tinder, and I have zero interest in them romanticaly. Woman hate to be friend zoned.

    Both people in that example should be sterilized.

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    It takes two to tango DD.

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    Ich bitte dich nur, weck mich nicht.

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    BITCHES BE CRAY

    Really? You do realize you're a white boy in Minnesota, don't you? (FWIW they're both crazy.)

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    Dating sounds fun these days.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klar View Post
    It takes two to tango DD.

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    some of those were great lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    BITCHES BE CRAY

    Really? You do realize you're a white boy in Minnesota, don't you? (FWIW they're both crazy.)
    You're telling me I can't express myself ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    hahahahah you dont have iphone

    hahahah
    You've lost all credibility DD. Nothing is as bootlicky as Apple products. Go boil a steak,

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    Zone Controller

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    How did I know that DD was janky shattered screen guy?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    How did I know that DD was janky shattered screen guy?
    lol that definitely is suuuuch a type of guy

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    apologies ladies of TGR ; bitches be cray

    Somebody that dropped a phone?


    U chumps will never have me cornered. I loved that zen fone until I dropped it

    Damn

    Send me money for a new one
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbillie1 View Post
    lol that definitely is suuuuch a type of guy
    Yes it is.

    Here's one sub-species:





    YO DD! Didn't you have some major award announcement today or some such shit?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by digitaldeath View Post
    You're telling me I can't express myself ?
    Oh you betcha you can you betcha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtngirl79 View Post
    Nobody texts someone after a first Internet date the next day if they aren't interesred.
    I think he was interested in trying to get laid, but not interested in more. He was thinking, got 1 out of the way might get a bj or roll in the hay w/ 1 more dinner.

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