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07-06-2016, 08:20 AM #1
a mid summer road trip
come hell or high water
back story
[report]the better 1/2 has a large tight polish catholic family
The mrs. dad Rich passed away from a heart attack a couple winters ago
i miss the guy, he had the ability to fix remodel build or engineer bout anything and a work ethic my slacker ass sadly aspires to.
stoked i got to float him down the snake fore he left us
Since then we've referred to her mom her sister and richs sister as the holy trinirty
well the neices hs graduation wifes bday ment they were comin to town
been buggin them to get the flaming g on with us
went up early and floated a quick A before the showed up
celebrated the mrs, b day with dinner and a red canyon sunset
powers that be decided somes erdanghered snot nosed humped back minner needed a spring flood to better procreate
not that i dont think it does wonders for the fishery and river health wwiw
and not that the aspect of a 5 hour inlaw float being condensed by half was a bummers
or the majority of the one manned trying to row kick or fish captain of their own craft crew being outgunned and absent
8680 both bypass barrels bitches
my bro came along despite the well the first couple days of high water aint never fished great warning and if ya gets em it'll probably be a heavily weighted big bobbers slut rig
rented a raft and after a safety briefing for them or 2 or 10 for us set out
got sum new sticks as the mrs. isn't happy with 10 1/2 foot counter balanced clunkers
switch over to row sum rubbers or toss sum junk outta the back of the raft
follow me and i'll eddy out before steamboat rapid if ya don't wanna run it
and no anchoring or pullin over in this flow cleat it well knifes on the rod tube
well next thing i know the wifes not eddying out up along shore oar outta the lock fuckin with the anchor in panic mode screaming
thanfully she took the get the fuckin oar back in get your shit togather and row intructions and the 10 1/2 year old geriatric god 2 senior citizens whose life skills dont include swimmin and a boat full of most of the gear i own manged to
straighten up and catch the wave bump off the largest boat eater in the river
the mrs. and i help pull some people and a raft off that rock and helped out a ducky drama situation last time we floated high water
so i'm thankin the karma dogs and sweets baby jeebus for the trips oh shit moment being somethin they'll laugh about
after a bloody mary and reiteration of safeties briefin we rowed down to the small hole, took a small one over the bow
for a bonus
Toph and i decide to take their let us buy your b shuttle bonus offer
woulda been better if the shuttle people didn't show up an hour early all sad puppy dog eyed and me being a sucker for not making another senior citizen sit in the heat for an hour
ment way more shit than needed endin up in the boat
took the slut rigs all off about 1 cast to score a fatty bow who wont be makin an e apperrance due to either bad fish handling poor rowing or photography probably the trinity of fail
did gets a few brownies 2 eat
not that the photography improved much
found one of the river shrines
left a shot o jag and the reninants of a luau lei for blessings received
when the fishin gets tough
the tough ask for a divine intervention or stronger brew
fly retrieval skills were honed
the fruitations of friends labors were consumed.
topher wants to know why my god aint in the mag
cause i don't pimp him or i hards nuffs he's worthy though
hes gots a bad tumor growin on his eye gonna try n cut it off this week
if ya got a spare goddy prayer or positive healins vibes toss it his way got the trinty of holiness and the rest of his fam hopin positives prognosis for hims i just savor the bonus years and every rodeos he's still ridin in
1st rule of groover duty
if your gonna shit in the woods scenicshitsmatter
and when jj sings songs of riversboats listen
ate well celebrated hard till it was sunday a day of rigthtousness
slept well and dreamt of hogs my present level of bummery is gonna make hard to aquire
awoke n went to morning mass
loaded up
scouted safely
n sent er
cheers
in memory of father in law
and the pretty good not bad creedo"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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07-06-2016, 08:22 AM #2
The TR
god got the growths on his eyes liquid nitrogen-ed n cut off
gorped him up pretty good
a few hours after we ran red creek my buddy sunk his boat
think the high water toll was 5
The holy trinity, the mrs. and my neice left for Italy
19 years of matrimony other than goin hookers n blow route my bachelor games lame
the copilot n i set off for that what we do and a summers road trip
only real plan was hit steamboat springs and throw a fluff and buff on the 13 yo tupperwhare mothership hog
hit the 40 for freedom and escaping the heat thru elevation
well i aint in rome so
to much water
fished a bit
drove over a pass the boat probably shouldn't
seems i missed the social media green drake hot spot alert
full campgrounds and pullouts
tossed a few but split to look for poopfish
scored the sweet midweek camp spot
res was full never saw a damn poopfish and i knows theyre there and large
got a few
consumed
hit the road
hopin like hellthe high waters had subsided
butts
8680 wan't enuffs so showed up to +10k cfs and a chunks of boardwalk hatch headed to the colorado
rolled in to another suset and shots
camped out with the bros at guide camp above town in the airport district
hit the res the next morn
high puffers and a pollen sheen made findin willin poopfish tough
hooked up w/the crew for an evening speed float
float by drinking fountains
and a meager rubber hatch
water to cold more chasers and window shoppers than eaters but stuck a few
heard from the trinity +2 and i ask that they ask the vatican cats to bless our summer pursuit of piscatorial pray
"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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07-06-2016, 08:23 AM #3
never hurts cause the god n i got into the poopfish good the next day
bucked camp got elavated n headed out to a colorful state
thou shalt not pass
well maybe lay down paddle boarding
yeah dude nice bag i dont need to know it's full of turds its a hundy in the shitter and the stench tells us
hows about packin your special bio turds out with ya instead of leavin em for others
probably fuckin millennials wearin fuckin flat brims
stopped by here
in case i gets to access the gates someday
more little sumthin for the darwians
pit stopped for safety and sites
rolled in late sun. but
they left the lights on for me
"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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07-06-2016, 08:28 AM #4
aint real big into quantifying countin or keepin score
guess it was 13 try not to count em but make em count
used to wear that # in the jock days
[report]guess the boats over 4000 days old whiched be 13 years
been great to me as has the saint j
stoked to visit and enjoy theyre hospitality and digs
hooked me up with a couple cats n an chill god down from the mile high to float
met at 6 sumthin
shuttled and floatin fore 7
dead esox
got em pretty good
i had little to no fish stickin mojo that morn so they had mercy and let me row
stopped by the shop to check on the furkid & doubled down with an afternoon float
slower fishin but the bikini clad tuber hatch was cool
and its not a creeper shot if theyre waving back
manged to stick a few
stayed cool
fished hard
pulled out late
spent the next day in the shop
when hogs fly
Huffed sum hdpe fumages and buffed out some hanging chads
and got er ready for the next 13
johnny made me chuckle with the ya know your a fish bum when the value of the shit in your boat far exceeds any bank accounts or ira's
got a text from the wife enjoying a Mediterranean fishing village wish u were here
hit her back with
this is the James Brown soul center of the universe bridge
and wish u were here
work done j st j and i got our float on the next morn
and yoga pants clad hotties doing calisthenics for an early morning rise creeper shot
stuck a few nice fish
stopped by the local watering hole a drakian kind of place
Was hopin to hook up w/ some brolorado mags but it didn't happen
but i'll be back
what a fun river to float fish and row
Was close to heading up to hang with some drakian fuckos but decided to head back see if the water dropped and try n score a good camp for the holiday weekend
colorful tru blue cheers
"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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07-06-2016, 08:31 AM #5
What the hell the waters still high
actually its been droppin a k a day and should be fishin great this weekend
and i'm hopin to use the dads day gift hall pass and be there
hooked up w/ the bmc andhis furkid
ended up here
sniffed these
exercised these
floated
Ate
don't know about the breakfast of champions
but bums who like to get buzzed on the road approved
stopped and enjoyed things that bring smiles
never pass a smoke shack on a windy day
or watch a struggle
that spot was hot but not overly crowded
tweeker gas stations closed
cant say it bums me
posuers luv inferstructure
colored summer cheers of nationial pride fuckos
"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
"I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno
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07-06-2016, 10:40 AM #6
YES living the life of the trophy husband. Good to hear Kessler is doing well and nice to see the shots of Topher and know he is not wasting away in AK.
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07-06-2016, 10:47 AM #7it just depends
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Hell yea! Looks like a great road trip.
Gonna be up that way at the end of the month. Hoping the bite is on. Nevertheless I'll be relaxing along the river in the back of that one fine establishment. Always a good time.
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07-06-2016, 09:00 PM #8
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07-06-2016, 09:13 PM #9
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07-07-2016, 08:26 AM #10
Jealous.
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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