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02-19-2004, 10:16 PM #1Blurred Elevens Guest
Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
I ganked this post from that other place.
Vote your favorites on the TGR board here! Pull the dick out your throat and vote!
1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)
Dexter Rutecki
2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)
Pinner, Iceman, Bad Roo
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All
LaserAnimal, Shera, and ISkiinbounds.
4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)
MD9, Alkasqualik
5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
TJ Burk
6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Can't think of the name
7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)
What's a Castro? Got a cigar?
8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)
Iceman & Bad_roo (Pinner gets an honorable mention)
9. Powder Cup (best in show)
The Baker crew
10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
TJ Burk
I'll remember others soon I'm sure and revise the list.
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02-19-2004, 10:20 PM #2
Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)
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02-19-2004, 10:20 PM #3Registered User
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Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
Pull the dick out your throat and vote!
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02-19-2004, 10:21 PM #4
C'mon blurred... that's just asking for it man.
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02-19-2004, 10:23 PM #5Blurred Elevens Guest
Guess the three of has have a mouth full....
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02-19-2004, 10:46 PM #6Blurred Elevens Guest
there you go girls...
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02-19-2004, 10:56 PM #7Yes that is duct-tape
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Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
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5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
TJ Burk
10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
TJ Burk
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11. Most incompetent.
Burred, because he can't even get the spelling of names right on his own trolling thread.
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02-19-2004, 10:58 PM #8Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
there you go girls...
Heh, made me laugh though!you sketchy character, you
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02-19-2004, 11:03 PM #9
Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)
Buster in terms of actual knowledge, but not attitude. Man is cool as shit.
2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)
Tie between Pinner and Icemang?
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All
Definitely Yossarian!
4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)
Evil E, Blurred? East Vail has some burly terrain, and it seems like this duo has been sacking up for it of late.
(Alka has been in a flick, BakerBoy has been in the mags, MD9 has a spancership, phUnk a spancership and a flick appearance, and I don't have to "imagine" how stupid good DanTheMan, Z, powho, and all the other rippers are cause I've seen 'em in person).
5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
Elmer Dinkle
6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Dr. Reverend Busta Cornhole TrueIce, Inc.
7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)
I'll take a steak sandwich and a steak sandwich.
8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)
RooIce, fo shizzy.
9. Powder Cup (best in show)
Owens Never Sleeps, thank god.
10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
Lame Trolls.Last edited by Yossarian; 02-19-2004 at 11:10 PM.
Thrutchworthy Production Services
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02-19-2004, 11:08 PM #10Blurred Elevens Guest
Re: Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
Originally posted by TJ.Brk
11. Most incompetent.
Burred, because he can't even get the spelling of names right on his own trolling thread.
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02-19-2004, 11:26 PM #11
I see you are paying attention over there Blurred. That award thread was just one of the many good ones that I ran across.
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02-19-2004, 11:31 PM #12Funky But Chic
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Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
This thread makes me a bit sad, thinking of all the good stuff that went down the drain over there. But it's cool that the Rev's original post still survives. Kudos to those bumping what's left of the good stuff over there. And now to vote:
1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)
SSSDave for technical-type shit, Buster overall, as always.
2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)
Depends on your definition, I guess. I give it to Blurred, he's not afraid to mix it up.
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All
That vicarious dude over there, unless he is phUnk, in which case not.
4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)
MD9, Alkasqualik, phUnk, Dantheman, Bakerboy, Telepath, Hop. (In no particular order)
5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
TJ Burk and Brett. Sorry, fellas.
6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Yossarian. But he hardly posts anymore, and I hate that.
7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)
Celine Dion. Or somebody. How the hell do I know?
8. Richard Pryor Award (funniest)
Gotta go with Roo.
9. Powder Cup (best in show)
Yossarian, Woodsy, Rev, Cornholio, Roo, Buster, others. Can't pick one
10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
Gots to be me.
Last edited by iceman; 02-19-2004 at 11:35 PM.
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02-19-2004, 11:34 PM #13Originally posted by altachic
the thought of giving a blow job not so appealing...
Back to Blurred's nominations....Not soliciting business through casual internet associations
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02-20-2004, 05:56 AM #14
1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)
Buster - dude's got a big old brain on him. Could Teej have some of the surplus?
2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)
Check me out! Can only be SuPu
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All
Endless. He's just a figment of phUnk's mad photoshop skills.
4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)
Glisseur - I tried to follow this guy in La Grave and he's just supercharged.
5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
RossiBCBitch - only minion I've ever put the block on
6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Cletus writes some entertaining stuff. Truth too when he gets down to it. Gincognito has a whole bunch of soul and if we could persuade Mulletizer to write more it'd be cool.
7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)
I heart the Bay Area.
8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)
I find Blurred pretty funny. Sometimes inadvertently but the Vicarious Reacharound post was maybe the funniest thing on here for a while. For my juvenile sense of humour anyway.
Always get a chuckle out of Ice, phUnk and Pinner (anticipating a scathing remark about 'beauty contests' from him some time soon).
9. Powder Cup (best in show)
Tom'n'Phil gotta take the top step on this podium. We all like to step it up now and again but for most cumulative hours logged in the Squeaky Bum Zone these guys have got us all beat.
Aside from that the Rev deserves a nod for setting the Plakespear Goes Heliskiing wheels in motion. Plus any other conspirators on this one.
10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
Whoever it was who wished altachic a blown knee. Majorly weak.Last edited by bad_roo; 02-20-2004 at 07:16 AM.
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02-20-2004, 09:52 AM #15
I nominate a new category:
Best PMag Bumper in time of Need
Ogre, Freakofsnow
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02-20-2004, 09:59 AM #16Originally posted by FreakofSnow
I nominate a new category:
Best PMag Bumper in time of Need
Ogre, Freakofsnow
"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
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02-20-2004, 10:00 AM #17
1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)
Cornholio
2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)
Truth
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All
Sluffhunter (where's he been?)
4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)
Flingle
5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
Max Gosey (keeps the pmag board entertaining in a sick way though)
6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Splat!
7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)
lay, tuck, tuck
8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)
Bad_roo
9. Powder Cup (best in show)
Odin, Chris Owens, MD9, Altachic
10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
Anyone who takes him/herself too seriously"When restraint and courtesy are added to strength, the latter becomes irresistible."
Mohandas Gandhi
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02-20-2004, 10:27 AM #18
Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)
Buster
2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)
SupehstAH!
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All
Unfortunately - me. No more for this year
4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)
Idris/Flingle
5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
SledNeck
6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Pinner
7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)
Spread...Twister...Spread...
8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)
Phunk, SuPu, Drugged_Monkey (Dude! Step UP!!)
9. Powder Cup (best in show)
The Reverend for one of the coolest things I've ever been involved in. Enjoy, Plakespeare & AC!
10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
The asshole that deleted the posts "over there" and started the migration.
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02-20-2004, 10:42 AM #19Originally posted by Karl Stall
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All
Sluffhunter (where's he been?)
Originally posted by bad_roo
9. Powder Cup (best in show)
Aside from that the Rev deserves a nod for setting the Plakespear Goes Heliskiing wheels in motion. Plus any other conspirators on this one.
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02-20-2004, 11:08 AM #20
Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
1. Nerd of the Herd Award (biggest brainiac)
I dunno I guess me I do disscuss calculus more than skiing with my friends
2. Best Jive-Ass Turkey (shit-talking)
Me I'm such a poser
3. Most Likely Not To Ski At All
Ripzalot
4. Ripsting-Bada-Bing Trophy (who you imagine to be the best skier, excluding pros)
phUnk (is he pro yet?)
5. Suck On This Trophy (most annoying)
Rossi BC bitch
6. Rob Story Award (best writer)
Spat
7. Golden Chimney Cleaner (most likely to be living in the Castro next Winter)
Dafny twist twist spread
8. Richard Prior Award (funniest)
DINMS and Blurred 11s
9. Powder Cup (best in show)
ONS and odin
10. Diarrhea Bowl (worst in show)
TJ Burk (just cause hes a yankees fan)
New category-
Best artvar:
Steepconcrete (he still around that titty rubbing action was primo)Its not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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02-20-2004, 11:12 AM #21
Re: Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
Most likely to instigate an irrelevant 'Don't Posthole The Traverse Track' Argument:
AK Powder MonkeyLast edited by bad_roo; 02-20-2004 at 11:17 AM.
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02-20-2004, 11:15 AM #22
Re: Re: Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
Originally posted by bad_roo
That was good.
on a sidenote don't walk a traverse you stupid boarders! Especally hair ones over 45° hardpack shit and cliff bands, epecally when they are less then a foot wideIts not that I suck at spelling, its that I just don't care
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02-20-2004, 11:25 AM #23
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Mulletizer
[B]A little harsh given how fucked up the injuries to his leg were/are. Don't know if that was quite what you meant...
no intent to be harsh - I thought that he was on the mend. It kinda sucks to get called out on this though since I was just playing along and had to put someone down. My approach was to pick someone who I respect and suspect is a stud skier - so Sluff came to mind. Aside from his cocky emergence onto the board he seems like a cool guy and likely is a serious force in the mountains. Hope that this clears up the confusion. Hope he's healed soon."When restraint and courtesy are added to strength, the latter becomes irresistible."
Mohandas Gandhi
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02-20-2004, 11:32 AM #24Originally posted by Blurred Elevens
Guess the three of has have a mouth full....You are what you eat.
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There's no such thing as bad snow, just shitty skiers.
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02-20-2004, 11:37 AM #25
Re: Re: Re: Hold onto something, here we go!!! TGR FORUM AWARDS!
Originally posted by bad_roo
Most likely to instigate an irrelevant 'Don't Posthole The Traverse Track' Argument:
AK Powder MonkeyYou know, there's like a butt-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a bowstaff.
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