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Thread: Season Initializers
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11-23-2014, 09:22 AM #1
Season Initializers
0) Trim toenails.
1) Scrape summer wax and buff boards.
2) Clean mouse nests out of boots and helmet.
3) Winterize the sled: snow tires, oil change, etc.
4) Clean roof box of previous debris; mount box or rack.
5) OIl the gloves; check goggles for wear, check other headgear.
6) Get a new mouse to support constant weather page refreshes.
7) Learn how to spell
.....Last edited by Buster Highmen; 11-23-2014 at 10:09 AM.
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11-23-2014, 09:45 AM #2
7. Apply new stickers to helmet
8. Replace batteries in beacon
9. Watch A Dozen More Turns
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11-23-2014, 01:28 PM #3
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11-23-2014, 02:35 PM #4
purchase ibuprofen
She's just another 3/4"standard sheet of ac plywood...smooth, tall, wide, and an extra 24 cents per sq. foot
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11-23-2014, 03:32 PM #5
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11-23-2014, 03:36 PM #6
Order two kilos of maté
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11-23-2014, 04:01 PM #7
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11-23-2014, 04:44 PM #8
1. Where's all my shit?
2. Where's all my shit!
3. Where's all my shit!?!?!
...
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11-23-2014, 04:45 PM #9
I only ask that once, it doesn't get better with age?
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11-23-2014, 06:05 PM #10
Clean last springs mud off the skipants.
embrace the gape
and believe
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11-23-2014, 06:41 PM #11salmon powder
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get in the habit of morning poops instead of lunch poops.
stock up on snickers bars
pray to knee gods
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11-23-2014, 06:51 PM #12
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11-23-2014, 09:53 PM #13Banned
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keep expectations somewhat low.
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11-23-2014, 11:04 PM #14not awesome
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11-23-2014, 11:09 PM #15
Grab stick of juicy fruit.
Move upside and let the man go through...
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11-23-2014, 11:41 PM #16
take batteries out of TV remote and put into tranny ...
pull start sled ...brapp-choke-chokebruuup-chokebriipp ... yep she's good to go ... season will be A ok !!!We, the RATBAGGERS, formally axcept our duty is to trigger avalaches on all skiers ...
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11-23-2014, 11:41 PM #17Registered User
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The taste is gonna move ya.
Any commercial that begins with a double daffy is ok in my book.
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11-24-2014, 10:17 AM #18
Don't smack your back on a rock.
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11-24-2014, 10:32 AM #19
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11-24-2014, 01:45 PM #20
Linky.
Been awhile.
Could easily watch this a dozen more times.
"We need sometimes to escape into open solitudes, into aimlessness, into the moral holiday of running some pure hazard, in order to sharpen the edge of life, to taste hardship, and to be compelled to work desperately for a moment at no matter what. -George Santayana, The Philosophy of Travel
...it would probably bother me more if I wasn't quite so heavily sedated. -David St. Hubbins, This Is Spinal Tap
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11-24-2014, 01:52 PM #21Banned
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A.) Wake up too early on a Monday
B.) Forget regular shoes at home
C.) Drive an hour east and skin + ski on crusted-over mank
D.) Appreciate groomers and chairlifts even more
E.) Get to work at the same time as if you hadn't gone skiing to begin with
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11-24-2014, 03:01 PM #22
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11-24-2014, 04:46 PM #23
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