An open letter to my haters: i exist regret free and i continue to ball

[digitaldeath]

Ya go back to reading and posting about ladders and landlord software after reading this



I'm not quite positive that what I do is trolling. Sure I catch some big dummies but this is the internet. Mostly my prose is earnest and self fulfilling. I imagine 60-70% of my interest in being a TGR member is about just writing and knowing at least one person will read it. The 30-40% is my remaining interest in reading replies to my mostly extemporaneous thoughts.

I fear that for most members this is reversed, and perhaps it is the reason behind great posership and super dumb prose. Perhaps you guys have it backwards and you are the trolls.


Also, at least I have the persistence that it takes to be 9.3/10


You can't kill what's already dead.

[El Chupacabra]

[irul&ublo]

[liv2ski]

DD, your like the socially retarded acquaintance everyone hopes won't show up to the party.

But here you are again, walking through the front door, making an ass of yourself, because you are such an attention starved whore.

Take a few weeks off, as your schtick has gotten really old.

[digitaldeath]

go ahead and read my letter

it concerns you and yours

[guroo270]

Why try to repeat what someone said when they r already nailed it?

[liv2ski]

Read mine. Think about it and take some time off. In other words, go find something productive to do. Once you have something genuinely entertaining to share, stop by. Your posts are not funny or entertaining. You are the buzzing little mosquito I want to smash.

[skifishbum]

roginhardbro

[1080Rider]

See here's your genius, all I have to do to ignore your bullshit is not click on the link, but because of the hilarity that has accompanied your posts lately, I'm nearly compelled to click on the link... you just keep reeling us in! Pure genius!

[Steven S. Dallas]

DD: top 5 all time TGR poster.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

DD: top 5 all time TGR poster.

Don't encourage him.

[GeezerSteve]

DD conflates hate with indifference

[El Chupacabra]

This seems like a good place to leave this little tidbit:

http://www.medicaldaily.com/robotic-...empathy-proper

[that dude who did that thing]

DD, your like the socially retarded acquaintance everyone hopes won't show up to the party.

But here you are again, walking through the front door, making an ass of yourself, because you are such an attention starved whore.

Take a few weeks off, as your schtick has gotten really old.

Actually, it's YOUR schtick that has gotten old. Youurs and all the other mossy, old, white dudes who think the PR matters and should be policed to meet your own standards.

Boring fucks belong on Facebook.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Actually, it's YOUR schtick that has gotten old. Youurs and all the other mossy, old, white dudes who think the PR matters and should be policed to meet your own standards.

Boring fucks belong on Facebook.

This is rich....

Jamespious accusing others of taking PR too serious.

...Channeling his inner DD.

[that dude who did that thing]

Actually, PPG, I've never taken this seriously at all. Doesn't mean I haven't engaged in some sport, because I definitely do that, but the PR is where I dump my psychic baggage.

[Danno]

Oooh, oooh, is this the place where we all get serious and debate who takes this place less seriously? Because I want in on that discussion, that sounds like fun!

[Bobby Stainless]

Fascism!

It needed to be said.

[liv2ski]

Actually, it's YOUR schtick that has gotten old. Youurs and all the other mossy, old, white dudes who think the PR matters and should be policed to meet your own standards.

Boring fucks belong on Facebook.

JP, not sure about your sudden love for DD (I know, you like to be the contrarian) but feel free to fuck off.

[irul&ublo]

Actually, it's YOUR schtick that has gotten old. Youurs and all the other mossy, old, white dudes who think the PR matters and should be policed to meet your own standards.

Boring fucks belong on Facebook.

Why don't you go back to whining about pics of nude women.

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Oooh, oooh, is this the place where we all get serious and debate who takes this place less seriously? Because I want in on that discussion, that sounds like fun!

Dude, I don't even take life seriously!

What do I win? A lifetime of underachievement and disappointment? Lol

[digitaldeath]

those that are enlightened know there are plenty of boring, traditional, stuffy old fucks lurking about trying to enforce their stupid antiquated systems

give nothing to them, for they are burnt and must sleep.

[WaistDeepGroomers]

Get the red ones, and good luck cleaning the glass with your tongue bootlickers!

[Bromontana]

In the scheme of things DD is a pollinating bee that disrupts stale modes of thought by forcing us to dig a little deeper. What is fascism? WHO ARE the bootlickers? What is REAL? WHO IS THE BEST SKIER??? Are softshells for Nancys?

Thought of another way, he's the force that pushes out the tides to reveal who wears tighty whiteys, who's bathing nude thinking thoughts of "yolo" and who is the biggest nutsack (obv. Kenny).

[LegoSkier]

I don’t know, I am beginning to actually appreciate DD’s trolling. He’s sort of becoming like the college sophomore you knew back in the day who decided to rebel and became a nihilist who sat around drinking Turkish coffee in a Black Flag T-shirt generally being an asshole to everyone. Being punk without being dangerous punk. Sometimes annoying as hell but also mildly entertaining and not really anything to be afraid of. I knew a guy like that back in the day. Started carrying an old beat up doll with a missing eye and a chain around its neck around campus. Some of the more sheltered kids were a bit afraid of him but he was actually OK after you got stoned with him a couple of times.