First-World Problems

**iceman** · 07-13-2015, 09:25 AM

@mmp: That's just not right. Damn the man.

**MMP** · 07-13-2015, 09:43 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

@mmp: That's just not right. Damn the man.

RIGHT?!

ridiculous i even need shades in this thing. they cant build that into the windshield?

**riser4** · 07-13-2015, 09:47 AM

Originally Posted by Sicks

Pretty sure the pup ate a condom this morning. Now I have to spend the next while on the net googling whether or not I need to give her some kind of laxative or go to the vet.

In mother Russia, condom eats dog!

**From_the_NEK** · 07-13-2015, 11:34 AM

Dead skunks can no longer get painted by a road striping crew without everyone flipping out on Facebook.

**Sirshredalot** · 07-13-2015, 12:13 PM

Originally Posted by Sicks

Pretty sure the pup ate a condom this morning. Now I have to spend the next while on the net googling whether or not I need to give her some kind of laxative or go to the vet.

I should clean the floor of my bedroom but will probably be too lazy to do so this evening.

**booner** · 07-13-2015, 02:45 PM

Originally Posted by Sicks

Pretty sure the pup ate a condom this morning. Now I have to spend the next while on the net googling whether or not I need to give her some kind of laxative or go to the vet.

A few years back my buddy's dog puked up a pair of dudes undies right in front of him.

They weren't his

Sent from the other side

KQ · 07-13-2015, 03:08 PM

Originally Posted by booner

A few years back my buddy's dog puked up a pair of dudes undies right in front of him.

They weren't his

Sent from the other side

Dudes wear undies? I thought they were called "wears"

**BmillsSkier** · 07-13-2015, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by booner

A few years back my buddy's dog puked up a pair of dudes undies right in front of him.

They weren't his

Sent from the other side

Killing it with this thread lately. What was the epilogue? Nasty confrontation with his wife?

**nickwm21** · 07-13-2015, 05:52 PM

Girlfriend's dog ate the crack out of my boxers last night. Guess the pup likes swamp ass.

**booner** · 07-13-2015, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Killing it with this thread lately. What was the epilogue? Nasty confrontation with his wife?

It was a gf. Oddly enough he just got divorced from the girl he married

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall for the conversation that happened after that

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**east or bust** · 07-13-2015, 07:21 PM

85 fucking dollars for a computer charger today!

Went in ready to spend about $25 and just about shit a brick when the cashier stated the actual price. Considering it probably costs less than $5 to make, I am the sucker.

Paging DD to rant about the fascists..

**Sicks** · 07-13-2015, 07:24 PM

Originally Posted by booner

They weren't his

Sent from the other side

I chuckled.

**Benny Profane** · 09-24-2015, 05:05 PM

My electric cheese grater is broken, and the only alternative I have is a flat grater in the back of my kitchen drawer.

**iceman** · 09-24-2015, 05:10 PM

I've never even heard of an electric cheese grater. What are you grating, parmesan?

**Benny Profane** · 09-24-2015, 06:47 PM

Yes. It's a wonderfull thing. Also works well for grating a lot of gruyere for quiche.

It was a present. I sorta laughed, too. Now I am lost.

**HankScorpio** · 09-25-2015, 10:54 AM

I have 3 sets of wheels for my car and I don't know what kind of tires I should put on the third set.

**iceman** · 09-25-2015, 10:57 AM

winter, summer, track.

**HankScorpio** · 09-25-2015, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by iceman

winter, summer, track.

I was thinking some gummy track tires.

**Benny Profane** · 09-27-2015, 11:05 AM

Originally Posted by Jamespio

I have no idea what Bennie uses, but in my kitchen it's called a food processor.

You must be one of those many people who drive a massive pickup truck back and forth to a cube dwelling job and the mall.

**wicked_sick** · 09-27-2015, 12:47 PM

I wanted alder smoked bacon, but I accidentally got low sodium because some asshat put it in the alder smoked bin. It's just not the same.

**old goat** · 09-27-2015, 01:48 PM

Originally Posted by wicked_sick

I wanted alder smoked bacon, but I accidentally got low sodium because some asshat put it in the alder smoked bin. It's just not the same.

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**k2skier112** · 09-28-2015, 12:39 PM

My hand got cramps changing out my golf spikes.

**DJSapp** · 09-28-2015, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by MMP

my polarized maui jims make it impossible to see the heads up display on my new car.

I know, right? You can't play games or watch horizontal videos on your smart phone while at the gas station either.

Thank god for vertical video though, at least I can watch that while keeping my sunglasses on.

**SkiCougar** · 09-29-2015, 09:07 AM

Perfect 1st world problem IMO.

The remote finally died on my stereo system after dropping it enough times over the years, so rather than get up and walk the 5 feet to change stations; I use my iphone to listen to radio.

Now it's faster for me to get up, walk 5 feet and change the channels than wait for the iphone to connect to another station; but I don't have to get up.

It's brutal.